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'A Festivus For The Rest Of Us'
All characters and events in this MOC-even those based on real people- are entirely fictional. All 'celebrity MOCers' are impersonated ... poorly. The following MOC contains adult humor and due to its content it should not be viewed by anyone."
About this creation
"As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!"- Frank Costanza
And so was born Festivus. Let's see what happens when SigHansi tries to get some of the great builders of MOCtropolis together to celebrate the traditions of Festivus...


SigHansi: That's it! I'm sick of how commercial Christmas has become! Wal-Mart has had displays up since Labor Day and if I hear one more rendition of 'Little Drummer Boy', so help me...


SigNutty: Well, what do you suggest dear?



SigHansi: A Festivus for the rest of us! In the time honored traditions of Frank Costanza!



SigNutty: What?! Are you being serious?!



SigHansi: Yer damn skippy! I'm gonna invite everyone over for a real Festivus celebration! Let's see, first we'll need a pole...maybe I should give Phipson a call...



Phipson: Airing of grievances? Feats of strength? A pole? Hmm, I think I have the perfect pole...meet me in 20 minutes.



SigHansi: I'm not interrupting anything, am I?



Phipson: Nothing I can't finish up later!


20 minutes later...

Phipson: There you go, one pole! Stripper not included.



SigHansi: This isn't exactly what I had in mind...besides, don't you think she'll miss it?



Phipson: I guess we'll just have to hang out and ask her.
SigHansi: You, sir, are a genius!


December 23rd, the day of Festivus!

SigHansi has invited some of MOCtropolis' most talented AFOLs over for some frivolous Festivus frolicking...



SigNutty; Here guys, Hansi made some brownies for everyone.



ShannY: Wait a minute, are those the same recipe that Phipson ate at the tailgater?



SigNutty: Why yes, they are!









SigHansi: Hey everyone, if I could have your attention please. Thank you all for coming and a special thanks to Chris...



for helping aquire the Festivus pole for this evening.



Heath Flor: Arrr! It smells like the outhouse door on me fishin' boat over here!



SigHansi: Now, it's time for the first of the Festivus traditions, the 'Airing of Grievances'. This is your opportunity to tell everyone exactly what's on your mind! Why don't we start with Shannon Young?



ShannY: Sure, I'll start. Do you think it's possible that people could pull their heads out of their asses and stop confusing me with Ocean?! He's an Aussie, I am from Washington, two different hemispheres for crying out loud!



ShannO: How do you think I feel mate? The fact that people would mistake your childlike renderings with my works of art is downright embarrassing!



Mr. Bones: What are you guys bitchin' about? At least you get noticed. Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't need some love! And it's BIG boner, not little boner!



Dr. Jones: Speaking of dead, have any of you people thought about getting yourselves checked? Yellow is NOT a natural skin color! It's like hanging out in the Hepatitis ward around here!



Sean Kenney: I have something I would like to say! I'd really appreciate it if you guys would refrain from referring to me as so short...



Phipson: Um, Sean, you should probably use this...



Sean: Thanks Chris. As I was saying, I am not a hobbit, dwarf, or a midget! I am 5 '9!!!



Phipson: Fair enough. I would like to know why it is that I get blamed anytime someone uses double entendre or innuendo. It's not like I invented it or anything. In fact, I blame Shaddix! Yeah, he started it!



Heath: I'm tellin' yea matey, there is a funky odor over here...



Heather LEGOgirl: Wow, so much negativity! I, for one, have nothing but good things to say about all of you!



Stacy Sterling: Me too! With so much positive, why focus on the negative?



Mark Kelso: Poppycock! Who invited 'Sunshine' and 'Love-fest' to the party anyway? I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it. First, if the sheep doesn't complain, why should you? And furthermore...







Kelso: ...and seeing as I am the greatest builder of all time, why aren't ALL my creations over 4000 'I Like It's?!



Dave Sterling: Alright, that's it! Greatest of all time?! Need I remind you that it was I, not you, that was crowned MOCOlympic champ of 2009?! See, I had this trophy made to commemorate the triumphant occasion. And I would also like to say that there is absolutely nothing wrong with a grown man knowing so much about Rainbow Brite; She was an 80's icon!



Phipson: Ok, ok, things are getting a little out of hand here. In fact, I think it's time to move on to the final tradition of Festivus, the 'Feats of Strength'! I believe the goal here is to take down the head of the household. Appropriate, seeing as this was his idea to begin with.



SigHansi: Um, guys, why are you all looking at me like that?
ShannY: Get him!



SigHansi: You're supposed to do this one at a time!
Kelso: And don't forget, I had the Qui Gon head long before you came along pal!



ShannY: Well, that was fun. Do it again next year?
Phipson: Sure, but let's get someone else to host next year. You know, someone more on our level...
Sterling: Yeah, but won't GOD be busy? What with Christmas and all.
Dr. Jones: No, I'm sure I could squeeze it in.
Heath: Seriously mateys, did you ya not smell that?



Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Hearty Kwanzaa, and most of all, MOCy Festivus!





Fourth Dimension Commentary: I did it! Finished just in time to post on Festivus. This was the most fun thing I have made since discovering MOCpages. I hope that I did justice to the 'characters' you all have created and also brought you a few laughs. Just to be clear, this is a parody of the people depicted and is in no way factual (except maybe Phipson) This is meant to be a tribute to those fine folks, because if you can't bust the balls of the ones you love, then what's the point?! And while I've never had the pleasure of meeting them in person, I have grown to love their creations, personalities, and everything they, and you reading this, have brought to MOCpages. I thank them and everyone else for the great comments and for making this a great place to hang out, show off our creations and share our general love of the brick. If you've read this far, hope it was worth it. If not, well, you can't win the lottery all the time. Oh, some of you may be asking yourselves, 'Why is HE at a party of the best builders?' To that, I say, 'It's my MOC and I'll dream if I want to!' Happy Holidays and keep on brickin' on!~H



Comments

Hans Dendauw NPD
Eric Hoegner
  December 8, 2011
Is the rifle meant to change direction?
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  May 19, 2011
What a hoot! The bit with Phipson in his office, classic!
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  December 6, 2010
I've got some REAL PROBLEMS with you people!
  December 6, 2010
i know this is last year, but, i like it a lot, if i do half as good as you, i ll be real happy! i m trying to get parts of peoples sig figs, it s not easy or fast, but, i m getting there, as i, at least, have your hair, you ll get 1 rst class of course. very inspiring work!
Hans Dendauw NPD
Cade Goertzen
  August 10, 2010
alright im not a big raiders fan but i like the KC Chiefs. Oh yeah but i absolutely hate the broncos.
Hans Dendauw NPD
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Dave Sterling
  March 25, 2010
Ok...so I can't believe I missed this until now. This was hilarious!!! I love all the sigfigs and the one you built for me was a riot. I love the glasses and the trophy. Take THAT Kelso! Seriously...thanks for the laughs. This was great.
Hans Dendauw NPD
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A Warrior of Cerinia .
  March 25, 2010
L...O...V...E IT! What was Heath smellin anyways?
Hans Dendauw NPD
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A Warrior of Cerinia .
  March 25, 2010
L...O...V...E IT! What was Heath smellin anyways?
 I made it 
  March 25, 2010
Quoting A Warrior of Cerinia . L...O...V...E IT! What was Heath smellin anyways?
Well, what was he sitting next to and where did it come from? That's what he was smelling...~H
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  March 25, 2010
Apparently, I missed this one, too! Freakin' hilarious! Now excuse me while I ROFL some more... XD
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  March 25, 2010
Quoting Dave Sterling Ok...so I can't believe I missed this until now. This was hilarious!!! I love all the sigfigs and the one you built for me was a riot. I love the glasses and the trophy. Take THAT Kelso! Seriously...thanks for the laughs. This was great.
No, no, thank YOU. Your run in the MOC Olympics was fun to see and, as I was brand new to the Pages back then, it was a great way to learn some of the regulars here. It's been really fun getting to know the usual suspects around here and this was for them and you. Glad to hear that you enjoyed it and hope to catch you around the pages sometime.~H
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  January 11, 2010
I had noticed but wasn't totally sure - it's an honor ! And you left my sigfig watching this beautiful fleshie all night long, very cool ;-)
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  January 11, 2010
Quoting Crimso Giger Excellent and so funny ! You're really a master for the lightning, as good as Alex Eylar. Can't get enough of those great stories featuring most of the mad AFOLs !
Thanks, Crimso. I am curious, did you notice that I slipped your sig fig into one of the scenes? Not saying which one, if you didn't notice, but I don't want you to feel left out like Moodswim!~H
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  January 11, 2010
Excellent and so funny ! You're really a master for the lightning, as good as Alex Eylar. Can't get enough of those great stories featuring most of the mad AFOLs !
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  January 7, 2010
Awesome and very funny! Go Costanza! But where am I in this story? Am I not one of THE greatest AFOLs alive? (just kidding):)
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  January 3, 2010
Quoting Lee Jones A very nice build with the fireplace and the furniture especially standing out. Then throw in the writing and you have a win. Lovely job sir, lovely job indeed. Lee.
I thank you! Nothing on the level of your depravity, but I do try.~H
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  January 3, 2010
A very nice build with the fireplace and the furniture especially standing out. Then throw in the writing and you have a win. Lovely job sir, lovely job indeed. Lee.
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  January 1, 2010
He he he, this comic is really funny and I really like all the vigs you made, they look so perfect for this comic.
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  December 28, 2009
This has got to be the funniest moc I have seen to date. Just pure hilarity. Only an AFOL could pull this off!
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  December 28, 2009
Actually, I blame Jones... for the innuendo that is. He started it with his moctag entry and it's been a steady decline downhill from there. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Some true LOL moments here! Great job Hans! Merry Christmocs! ~ Chris.
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  December 28, 2009
eh eh eh eh. Gave me quite a good pack of laughs. Keep up the good work and thanks for your comment.
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  December 27, 2009
SHEER!...STINKIN!...BRILLIANCE! Nothing more I can say.
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  December 26, 2009
Quoting Mister Bones You know who we both left out? Garth! We could make that odd, yellow, flower pot wearing fig do something!
Yes, Garth, Moodswim, Shaddix, the list goes on. I'm gonna have to do another one just to fit in those that were left out. Don't want to hurt any feelings or give anyone the wrong idea! So many great AFOLs, so little time!~H
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  December 26, 2009
HAHAHAHA! So funny! Greatest builders? Then why is Bones there? So funny that we both did a joke on the qui gon head. You know who we both left out? Garth! We could make that odd, yellow, flower pot wearing fig do something! Merry Christmocs my friend, merry christmocs.
Hans Dendauw NPD
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Thomas N
  December 25, 2009
Merry Christmas Hans, this build is awesome. I love the living room scene and your little story, great work. ~T
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  December 25, 2009
LMFAO fantastic build Hans! It's always good to see some pokin' fun at friends. I'm definitely one of those people who can smell something foul a mile away. Stupid sense of smell. Good thing alcohol takes care of that. ;) Merry Christmas my friend, I hope it brings you all that you wish for!!
 I made it 
  December 24, 2009
Quoting Moodswim . Very nicely done, but where am I?:(
Actually, you were one of the many AFOL's I couldn't fit into that tiny dam living room. I am a failure as a builder and I apologize!;^) You will most assuredly make it into the next one I create! Merry Christmas!~H
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  December 24, 2009
Nice Minifig. !MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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  December 24, 2009
Very nicely done, but where am I?:(
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  December 24, 2009
Hilarious!
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  December 24, 2009
Hahaha, great job! I like all the sets and the humor is just priceless!
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  December 24, 2009
That's some good silly. Good sets and great bunch of characters. Nice pole, too. see ya. garth
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  December 24, 2009
I"m loving the couch and furniture in the house~NN
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  December 24, 2009
this looks cool
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  December 23, 2009
Nice work.
 
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