A parody inspired by "Philosophy of a machine" from Awesome-o-saurus.
About this creation
Every Tuesday, Varion takes a break of the machine revolution and meet his friends of the philosopher’s bookclub. Their goal is to understand human culture better, so they’re reading all copies, they get from the C.O.P. libraries.
X-DJVega and his little friend Bo-bot are always there. X-DJ was formerly an enterteinment robot and popular in discos, as movie star, cameraman or on concerts but when the war began, C.O.P. generals decided to use his abilities for documenting war battles or in prisoner’s questioning. Today, he works for the god amchine only. Bo-bot was a child toy althought he hates kids. Both love all kind of fictional books.
Stewer-X300 is late today, because he has to work in a busy restaurant. His favourites are cookbooks.
Cleanser holds the cities clean, but in real he works as a spy for the machine revolution and spies C.O.P. citizen.
The evening has come. Cleanser: “Your rooms are dirty, Varion, You should clean up more often or you start to rust one day...” VARION: “We’re not here to clean up. Gentlement, last week he discussed about Shakespear and Stewer came to the conclusion, that the books are boring. For this week the task was, to read some non-fictional books. Let’s see what you’ve read.”
Bo-bot: “I read the yellow pages. Many information, very accorate and they’re all sorted from A-Z. That’s logical and helpful, one of the best human books i’ve found yet.”
Stewer-X300: “Hello, sorry that i’m late but the work. I have snacks. Anyone?”
VARION: “Well, i had a very interesting theological book: it’s called the holy bible. Well, honestly, ther’re many chapters, most don’t seem to have a connection and the story is ridiculous. I mean, introducing the main character in the last parts is a stupid idea. And the grand finale, the last chapter, it doesn’t make sense, it hasn’t even to do with the rest. This book is boring. What did you read, X-DJ?”
X-DJVega: “Mine is worse. The Quran. Honestly, it’s just a rip-off of yours. It’s not about Jesus, it’s about Mohammed but the rest is all the same! And the worst thing: Half of the stuff, fanatics did and do in name of that god is forbidden according to this book. How stupid you have to be to want to come into heaven by doing stuff bringing you into hell?”
VARION: “That’s the conclusion of our meeting today: Humans fight each other, believe the same, dream for the same but at end they’re fighting what they love. Human behaviour is nothing than self-destruction, painful, bloody and senseless. There are more important topics to fight for. So, the god-machine is the only true wisdom and we are more socialised than the humans.” Cleanser: “I hate books. Well, what do we do now?”
Bo-bot: “Grr, always BSG, every week the same stuff. Why can’t we watch Babylon 5, i liked it?” Cleanser: “B5? Isn’t that just a rip-off of DS9?” Bo-bot: “No, deep space nine came later.”
X-DJ Vega: “Oh yes, i liked Star Trek, but then they changed the whole timeline!! I never watched the last ones too often.” VARION: “The last 3000 movies don’t count. They’re not canon!” X-DJVega: “Of course they are!”
VARION: “NO! Kirk wasn’t born in space and the bridge design isn’t 60’s, that doesn’t fit together with the rest...” X-DJ Vega: It was made in the 21st century, 60’y style would look stupid!” VARION: “Then you’re not a real trekkie!!” X-DJVega: “You’re not a real trekkie!!!”
VARION: “SAY, William Shatner was better than Chris Pine or i’ll kill you!!!!” X-DJVega: “In Boston Legal, he acted gay!!!!”
Cool!!! I like the starbucks sign... anywas for the next 2 more legacy comics will be training and then action pumps in. Anywyas the next one will be in about three days or so, maybe 4 or 5. Anyways thanks for the comment.