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Da Evil Eye in Da Sky
Lissen up ya gits! We gots us a new Stompa! Dis one kin carry sum a dem Deffkoptas for us, so's you lot don' 'ave to drag'em. Now den, let's get goin' eh?
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Disclaimer: I cannot be held responsible for bleeding eyes that may or may not result from the gratuitous use of Orkish (Minus the blows to the head, of course. I can't do that over the Internet.)

Oi! Wot're you lot doin' standin' around? Ya wanna make a Stompa, eh? Well den! Lets get to it. I ain't gonna teach ya runts 'ow ter build a Stompa from scratch o' course, just 'ow to make one better. We's gonna start wif da finnished one. I'm gonna explain da features to ya, and you's gonna take notes. Why ain't ya takin notes, ya lousy grots?
Dat's better.

Let's start, eh? Dis is da front a' da Stompa. No, dis ain't da same pitcher. Whaddya mean I'm lyin? You wanna take a ride in da Kannon? I dinn't think so.


Dis be da side wif da Deffkoptas. Dis way we can launch in da field ta raid da Humies, den come back ta base. And den we do it again! WAAAGH!


'Ere we gots da back a' da stompa. Da enjin lets all da smoke out here so's we can see. Can't kill da humies if'n ya can't see.


Dis 'ere's da side wif da Bigga Choppa! It's like a big choppa, only BIGGA!


Da 'eads got a gatler shoota, so's it kin shoot up da humies planes. Dis one gots lots a Dakka!


No Stompa is complete wifout a good face ta scare da humies ta deff. And den, when dey're all dead from da face, we'll chop'em up wif da choppa! An' if dat don' work, we still gots da Dakka! Lots an' lots a' Dakka!


'Ere're da feet. Good for stompin' da humies tanks an' stuff.


Da Belly's where we stuck da Kannon. We's can only shoot it once, cuz we's ain't gots enough ammo.


Dis is Da Bigga Choppa. Da Choppa's best for killin' da enemy Stompas an' tanks. It's great fun.


'Ow does we make da big choppa better? We Add Dakka! Den we Twin-link da Dakka!


Da Deffkopta is gettin' ready to launch. See da rails dat keep it on? Dat was MY idea! Don' let no stupid mekboy tell ya he came up wif it.


Da platform gots ta have Dakka too! I wanted to add a choppa, but da meks said it won't work. Dey seemed pretty sad too.


Ya can see da deffkoptas bein' carried up to da platform. Da grots gotta pull 'em up from inside da stompa. Be sure ta kick yer Grots twice a day. Makes 'em obedient.



Thanks for struggling through! My sincerest apologies to OSHA, because the Orks are in violation of just about every protocol you've laid out. Also to those of you who can't stand bad grammar. That must have really hurt. Anyway, there's actually something of a story behind this hunk of scrap. The Lego Military Group over on Flickr is running a Carrier contest, and one of the categories is a Microscale Carrier. The Steamy Battlecruiser resulted from that challenge, but the Carrier it was supposed to accompany was lost in the Warp. I gave up on an airship carrier, and started scouring the Internet to try and find a viable design. I couldn't come up with anything until, on went the lightbulb, I remembered an episode of 40k Radio. They'd been discussing 'Da Evil Eye in Da Sky' Stompa variant, which was like an Orky Aircraft Carrier. One night and another afternoon of psychotic building, and BOOM! I built the ugly little fellow staring you down. I have to say though, it's quite liberating to know that any screwup I make I can claim is planned BECAUSE the Orks are such a ramshackle army. Heck, in the Fluff the Imperial Techpriests are completely amazed that any of this stuff even runs! I'm told it runs on 'Clap Your Hands if You Believe' design philosophy. Turns out the Orks themselves have quite a bit of faith. Or stupidity. Actually, that sounds more like it. Anyways, you get to leave with whatever body parts you still have now. Thanks again for reading!



Comments

  March 26, 2014
I fink we kal dem uwmens not humies but is a good stompa I lik da shooty bits an da choopas
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  October 30, 2011
I iz da messanga from badrukk and I say dat you dont need stompas dey just wimpy coz dat means ya need robots to do da job for ya but well done nice choppy stuff and I like da belly kannon- Gorkarh, ork messenger
Ribbits M
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Tokugawa Brickeyasu
  December 25, 2010
Yu'ze meenz yu cant kill da humies wiffout seing 'dem? Wat koinda git are ya? Just chomp 'n shoot, 'n dere, dey're all ded. Wot's da problem in dat? Udda dan dat, yu'z wun big orky mech!
Ribbits M
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Perry McShane
  September 25, 2010
if youzez paint it red an' blu ya' get speed an' da good luk ovva gork 'n' bork so if ya outta red paint em' blu
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  September 25, 2010
True. I didn't think about blue when making this. Still, it won me a trophy so I'm pretty happy.
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  February 5, 2010
Dat dey does! We run outta paint when we wuz makin' it, so we's gonna go splatter da 'umies ta paint it! And no, I don't play 40k. I'm trying to scrounge up an Air Cav guard force though. So far I have: 1 valkyrie. It's going to be awhile...
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  February 5, 2010
Oi! DA RED WONS GO FASTA By the way do u play 40k I myself have Space Wolves
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  January 20, 2010
To be honest, none. I've got half a Valkyrie and two Tau suits that have been in two unrelated accidents. I get the ideas from looking at GW's models and seeing what other people do.
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  January 19, 2010
Just how much war hammer 40K do you play? Or where do you keep getting such great ideas?
Ribbits M
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Mark Legorski
  January 11, 2010
Tem Humies Gonna Die! Da Stompa Skash Tem Bugies!
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  January 11, 2010
@Crazy Jay: We don't gots enuff paint. But we's gots plenty a' humies! It's gots ta earn it's paint! @Delta: Well, this was based off of a specific model. Derefore we don't need no boyz! We gots da deffkoptas to bring more dakka!
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  January 11, 2010
WAT? Dis mus not be very fas cuz deres no redz on itz. bu udda dan dat, i' look pre'ty deadlay! I be it can take down lotz a da humies!!! WAAAAAGH!!!!!
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  January 11, 2010
i dont think they're smart enough to say twin-linked. GOOD JOB** da dakka NEEDZ BIGGA GUNZ! BIGGA! and plutfahms ah FO GITZ YA GITZ! -Yo carin wahboss-
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  January 11, 2010
@Mark: Dat's right it is! Dem humies ain't gonna know wot's 'it'em. @Ben: Excellent... And thanks! That launcher was... Interesting to place. I really have to stop trying to build with those things loaded...
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  January 11, 2010
No froggies? Australian vernacular? ?!?!?! I'm confused now! Ahhhhh!!! I like the chest mounted rocket launcher by the way. My head hurts now...
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  January 11, 2010
@John: Take pride! Join the WAAAAGH! @Cody: Thanks, weird is your friend. But the Orks aren't. Remember that, it could save your life.
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  January 10, 2010
Sadly enough, it made perfect sense to me.
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  January 10, 2010
whoa, weird build! but awesome. 5/5
 
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