This busy little intersection of O'Connors Bulevard and Third Avenue is where a small italian caffe/restaurant is located. It is called Ordinario Italiano Nomare and it is in fact mobsters HQ. Boys playing poker upstairs are actually policemen who are in charge of surveillance, and are led by non other then Horatio Cane! The infamous C.S.I. Miami boss!! Things really aren't what they seem to be... That garbage truck is just a garbage truck, tho. No body parts in it, honest.
About this creation
Well, here we go! Another city MOC. But is it?
"Sure it is." you'll say. But is it?
"I just told you, Sure it is. What are you, deaf?" I am not, but things are not the way they seem to be!
HA HA! What now! This building is cut in half! It doesn't have two sides! Regular MOC my bottom!
I bet you feel so small now! I bet you feel just like this!
Well, enough chit chat! Let's get in there using these almost hidden doors.
Here we are! Small italian caffe/restaurant just as promised. The guy in white to the left is The Don. He is what would happen if Pablo Noriega and Al Capone had a minifig child. That much of badassery in one person can not be overseen.
And here are The Don's faithful Goons. They have guns, so don't try anything stupid, or you might end up in that garbage truck in front.
Some innocent people having dinner. Just so the place doesn't look deserted.
The bartender. DO NOT ASK FOR HIS NAME! Last guy that did ended up in a river sleeping with the fishes.
And upstairs is where the plot thickens...
In this gym something strange goes on... No, wait, thats just the name: The Deadly Swan Gym. Yup, thats it.
The camera pans to the left, music grows louder, the viewers are at the edge of their seats...
... then - shock! A surveilance room! Are those the good guys?
Of course they are! And they are led by Horatio Cane! A badass C.S.I. Miami boss, who never seems to lose his cool. Yeah baby, thats a poker face!
Cut to commercials:
Fresh offer! Now you can own all of those gym stuff and surveilannce stuff! It can be yours for a very low price of (drum roll + dramatic pause) D.I.Y. !! (insert random cool visual effects)
Back to the action! Here is the condo of a very wealthy man and his wife.
What? You don't belive he is rich? He has the original Batman costume! Badass to the bone!
Cut to commercials:
Now! For even lower price! Own everything from this rich condo! Huge TV, bullet proof fish tank, comfy armchair, ubercool sofa, desk! And all this can be yours if you employ your fingers! One time offer! Expires soon! Do it now!
Well, the rest of the movie was too brutal for public viewing (actually, it was canceled due to lack of funding, or faith if you ask Darth Vader), so here are credits:
(insert random names yourslef)
Here is the set, the clean MOC.
And of course! The one and only godlike minifig star, crazy pirate, monkey trainer, redneck fisherman - Bubba!
Another fantastic MOC. I really like the details of the interiors. And the idea to make a brick-made floors is great for moving the floors on and off, but still keep the front of the house intact. Really a good idea.