Team: Legion Of Virile Energetic Moccers Unified For Frivolous Ingenious Naughtiness.
Category: Short Story
[office building somewhere is Chicago]
Corey: "I'll just pack up some of my papers here. Man this job sucks, I get all of this crap to do and never have the time to do it. My boss is full of....
Boss: "You better be getting all of your work done over here; I don't want to hear any complaints from you! I have enough on my plate having to deal with that cop who's been walking around talking about lego."
Corey: "Yes boss."
Boss: "You see that rainbow out there, legend says that there is a golden land at the end of a rainbow. Maybe you should go find it so you can quit this job."
Boss: "Imma tellin' ya. You guys need to work harder. You ain't gonna go anywhere in life just standing around."
Corey: "Yeah, yeah, I'll get to the rainbow, err I mean to work."
Corey: "I'll see you later."
Corey: "I'm going to get to the end of that rainbow if it kills me."
Phipson: “Hey there. How’s it going?”
Corey: “Fine thanks, and yourself?”
Phipson: “Good… good.”
(Elevator music): “Bow chika bow wow. That’s what my baby said. Mow, mow, mow and my heart starts thumpin…
Corey: “Nice weather we’re having.”
Phipson: “Yes, yes it is.”
Phipson: “This is my floor. Have a nice day.”
Corey: “You too.”
Corey: "What a moron."
[Thus Corey went on a wild race against time in order to find the end of the rainbow to get the gold. He ran for a few hours and came to a stop when...]
Kid: "Hey mister, can you tell this weird guy to leave us alone. He keeps trying to show us his bionicle."
Corey: "Sorry, kids. I've got a rainbow to catch. You'll have to see his bionicle. If you just close your eyes, it'll probably be over soon."
Yuri: "Teh heh, come here children. Here is my mask, doesn't it make me look like Xernon from episode thirty seven?"
[A couple of hours later]
Batman: "Stop you. Your going past the speed limit. I'm afraid I'm going to have to beat you up."
Corey: "No time for that. I've got a rainbow to find. Say, do you know where the end of it is?"
Batman: "Sure. Just a few miles up. You'll past a doctors office, and some brushy areas. Then you should find it."
Corey: "Thank you. Wait, your name-tag says..."
Batman: "Pay no attention to the Dave K. name-tag, It's all part of the job. Now what was it I was talking about?"
Corey: "Thanks Dave!"
Batman (Dave): "Hey get back here."
[A few minutes later]
Doctor: "Hey you look like a brilliant candidate for my new special, "buy one physical get one free" on the same day too! The results have turned out great, most came in building microscale and came out building huge dioramas."
Corey: "This must be the brushy area, the golden land must be behind these trees. I'll try not to get too excited and take deep breaths. This is more exciting than secretary Luse's nude beach parties. Ok, here we go!" [steps into the trees]
Unfortunately for Corey, he did not find a gold-land at the end of the rainbow, but a Goldman.
Goldman: "Just a few more pieces and this creation will finally be complete. If this doesn't win their heart, I don't know what will..."
So now I'm picturing Goldman in his building area with lots of colored bricks singing like Kermit the Frog..."Soooome day weee'll find it, the Raaaiiin-booow connection..." Fun idea for the story Dylan, and of course, the cross-over with Phippy's was a stroke of genius. Nicely done!
Great "cross-over" story! I love how the lift sequence is virtually identical to Phipson's "action team" entry :) Why do Keith and I look exactly the same? Here, study material for you http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/139758. 4 well deserved points.