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Team Quinqueviri in "I Can Write Better Than George Lucas!"
About this creation
First of all: No one can write better than George Lucas! It’s a paradox… ;-)

Okay where should I start?!?!
Ah, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away!

… … …

After “rescueing” Princess Leia out of the cell, they escaped through an narrow sewer…



Han: Argh! Chewie, you are lieing on my ****!
Chewie: Grrrww! (uncomprihansable brubble)



Leia: Where are we?
Han: Mhm, ah, TC-2733!
Luke: R2! Open the door!


Meanwhile R2-D2 and C-3PO are hiding in a broom closet:

C-3PO: You heard him R2! Open the door!
R2-D2: Beeep Beeep! (execute…)



Han: What the heck is going on? The walls are moving!
Luke: 3PO? What’s this for a room?
C-3PO: It’s the trash compactor!
All together: WHAT??? THE TRASH COMPACTOR??? STOP IT!!!
Leia: Search something to brace up the walls!
Han: There is nothing - seems that we are a day too late!
C-3PO: Yes, master Solo, last activation was yesterday.



Luke: 3PO? Stop it! It's getting narrow here!
C-3PO: I’m sorry master, but R2 is unable to stop it – new imperial firmware and new standards!



Screamy voices: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
C-3PO: My goodness! They die R2!

--- Silence ---



--- Wanna some strawberry marmalade?!?! ---

What happened with the mortal remains of them? Yes the same like with the other things in the Empire: Upload the big trash in the dead emptiness of space – for example Alderaan…
But really to all of them?

--- A few days later ---




Boba Fett: I bring you Captain Solo!
Jabba: HoHoHoHo-HOHO!!! So you appeal me better Solo!





--- All’s bad that ends bad! ---

Note: For me it was very difficult and not a pleasure to make this category - because I'm not a native English speaker and writing english dialogues is the absolute horror for me, but what I'm not doing for the glorius seven?! Ah wait, we are five, however... ;-)



Comments

  March 17, 2010
Ooops! A typo on my comment gave you 1 point more than I intended :) Too late now, it stays where it is. lol!
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  March 16, 2010
Nice build, and it always makes me feel a little ashamed when somebody whose first language isn't English apologises for their efforts - your English is superb compared to my German!
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  March 11, 2010
Hmmm, I understand your difficulties, and won't penalize you for them. However, I feel some of the build could be more detailed. The trash compactor could have easily been filled with more stuff. (plus, they were in 2187, well know fact). 4 points.
  March 11, 2010
It is a nice build and the blood is a clever touch, but I found the story a bit weak. Four (4) points. Lee.
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  March 11, 2010
For a simple matter of personal taste and coherence, I can't give this more than 5. Where did the other characters go? Where's the GORE? Ok, I can do without the gore, but really, where are the others?
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  March 11, 2010
Ist wieder einmal extrem gut geworden. Dürften wieder einmal einige Punkte werden. Da kann ja eigentlich nicht mehr viel schief gehen.
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  March 11, 2010
Wer hätte gedacht, dass das so gut ankommt... Hab selten so gelacht!
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  March 11, 2010
The dialogues are fine ;-) Great work, really funny, and a big bonus point to have make something based on Episode IV :-)
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  March 11, 2010
VERY funny....
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  March 11, 2010
Even if George wrote it the best, you wrote a very close second! Nice work, really like the 'Jam' effect!
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  March 11, 2010
Awesome. I like the picture where they are all getting squished from above. -Sam
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  March 11, 2010
You have MORE humour than Georges Lucas !!!
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  March 10, 2010
Hilarious!!! I think you did an excellent job with the English... Don't forget to add it to the group pool...
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  March 10, 2010
Heh like something I did a while back (but yours is better, of course!) Seven?! You've got guys behind the scenes, then?
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  March 10, 2010
LOL, excellent and funny!
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  March 10, 2010
Hilarious! "new imperial firmware and new standards!" - freakin' programmable chips. Even R2 does not have the latest software update. LOL!
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  March 10, 2010
Trust me, it was well worth the language barrier, superb build. Mine will be up soon.
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  March 10, 2010
Pretty Practical!!!!!
 
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