Team Quinqueviri in "I Can Write Better Than George Lucas!"
About this creation
First of all: No one can write better than George Lucas! It’s a paradox… ;-)
Okay where should I start?!?!
Ah, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away!
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After “rescueing” Princess Leia out of the cell, they escaped through an narrow sewer…
Han: Argh! Chewie, you are lieing on my ****!
Chewie: Grrrww! (uncomprihansable brubble)
Leia: Where are we?
Han: Mhm, ah, TC-2733!
Luke: R2! Open the door!
Meanwhile R2-D2 and C-3PO are hiding in a broom closet:
C-3PO: You heard him R2! Open the door!
R2-D2: Beeep Beeep! (execute…)
Han: What the heck is going on? The walls are moving!
Luke: 3PO? What’s this for a room?
C-3PO: It’s the trash compactor!
All together: WHAT??? THE TRASH COMPACTOR??? STOP IT!!!
Leia: Search something to brace up the walls!
Han: There is nothing - seems that we are a day too late!
C-3PO: Yes, master Solo, last activation was yesterday.
Luke: 3PO? Stop it! It's getting narrow here!
C-3PO: I’m sorry master, but R2 is unable to stop it – new imperial firmware and new standards!
Screamy voices: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
C-3PO: My goodness! They die R2!
--- Silence ---
--- Wanna some strawberry marmalade?!?! ---
What happened with the mortal remains of them? Yes the same like with the other things in the Empire: Upload the big trash in the dead emptiness of space – for example Alderaan…
But really to all of them?
--- A few days later ---
Boba Fett: I bring you Captain Solo!
Jabba: HoHoHoHo-HOHO!!! So you appeal me better Solo!
--- All’s bad that ends bad! ---
Note: For me it was very difficult and not a pleasure to make this category - because I'm not a native English speaker and writing english dialogues is the absolute horror for me, but what I'm not doing for the glorius seven?! Ah wait, we are five, however... ;-)
Hmmm, I understand your difficulties, and won't penalize you for them. However, I feel some of the build could be more detailed. The trash compactor could have easily been filled with more stuff. (plus, they were in 2187, well know fact). 4 points.
For a simple matter of personal taste and coherence, I can't give this more than 5. Where did the other characters go? Where's the GORE? Ok, I can do without the gore, but really, where are the others?