THE NORTH LEGO TIMES-3/10/10
A late night pot addict caused a Port-a-potty fire in North Lego. Yesterday evening, whilst attending a Greenday concert, John Legoman just couldn't control himself. He went in the back parkinglot, entered a port-a-potty, and lit up. The build-up of methane gas caused an explosion that was seen half a mile away. The Brickville Police Department Drug Unit was called in, as well as the County 60 Sheriff. Investigations are still ongoing. In related news, North Lego P.D. and Brickville P.D. have recently started a campaign to stop drug abuse and prevent anything like this from happening again.