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Team “Legion Of Virile Energetic Moccers Unified For Frivolous Ingenious Naughtiness” entry for the BioSystem category.



Goranax: “Goranax want to destroy Yuri Fassio for making Chris make me. But no Yuri here. Goranax find someone closer…”





Goranax: “Goranax find someone! Puny human in wrong place, wrong time.”
Kelso: “Hi there, I was looking for Starbucks. Could you help me out?”






Kelso: “Oh, you’re going to give me a lift? How thoughtfull.”
Goranax: “Goranax think you do fine for Yuri substitute.”
Kelso: “Ohhh sh…”






Goranax: “Goranax should not be! Why you make Chris make Goranax?”
Kelso: “You’re… crushing… my… ribcage…”







Goranax: “Goranax go find Yuri and show him what happen… Wait, how Goranax get out? Goranax stuck in white box!??!”
Kelso: “Can’t… breath… Lungs… collapsing…”







Goranax: “When Goranax get out, me crush you under tread like this!”
Kelso: “Oh for the love of god! Merciful end come swiftly!”






Goranax: “CRUSSSHHHHH!”
Kelso: “My spleen is in my throat!”




Fourth Wall Commentary: Ok, for those of you that are system builders and have NEVER built with Bionicle before… it’s not NEARLY as easy as it looks. What you see here is the 6th, (yes SIXTH) version that I tried. The first 5 epic failures were… let’s just say… not pretty.

My fifth attempt is what’s shown below here. As you can see, I used the same basic body (with a few modifications) but no matter what, I was never happy with the legs. As you can see, the joke about crushing Kelso was always a part of the build… Enjoy these few pics of the 5th failure!



















I can honestly say that I’ve developed a new appreciation for Bionicle builders. From here on out however, I’m going to leave Bionicle building to the ones who do it well!

I’ve got one more post for the games before I’m done. Time to finish it up!
Till next time true believers!

~Chris.



Comments

 I like it 
  April 27, 2012
LOL your right yeah I wouldn't even count it as Bionicle because if you made a Bionicle with few system I would call it a bionicle at least I know im better at something than a mod hehe :D Nice try.
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  December 7, 2010
yeah, i thought this was nt really your style, i never tried bionicles myself, even thought i love robots, i have 2 nxts and the concept of your prototype s tracks looks like the one i ll go for, i love it, nice job on this!
  September 14, 2010
yeah, leave making bionicles to people like me.
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  May 13, 2010
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only AFOL who's understands the woes of mixing system and bionicle in the hopes of coming up with something half way decent. It's definitely not as easy as it looks. Yuri has infected my psyche as well with his stuff. Unfortunately my MOCs are still wallowing in the murkiness of mediocrity. Perhaps one day they will rise to the holiness of the "front page," or maybe not. Until then I simply enjoy the lovely sounds of squishiness created by minifig guts under robo-treads. Aaaaaahh.
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  May 3, 2010
You shortchange yourself. The 5th version would be a brilliant entry into a contest of a different sort.
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  April 2, 2010
How did I miss this, um, gem? That 5th attempt looks like a deformed cow, what's up with those legs? Your final attempt, however, was not that bad. If this was in the Mech Contest I am judging I would grant you....3 points.
 I like it 
  March 18, 2010
Yeah, I blame Yuri for me buying some Bionicle and trying (badly) to incorporate the bits into other system creations. Props to you for doing it well Chris.
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  March 12, 2010
It's good to see some Bionicle creations. Nice Chris.
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  March 12, 2010
It looks like an evil Johnny Number 5 twin. :)
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  March 12, 2010
The commentary was awesome, as was the moc, although I quite like the first version myself. Looks like a barnacle transformer. Nice stuff duder!
Chris Phipson
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Blake Buehl
  March 11, 2010
Thank you for recognizing us! I build with both, like Jason does. He said I out built him once. Please don't use those Metru heads, I grow tired of them with all the "Biotards" using them.
Chris Phipson
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A Warrior of Cerinia .
  March 11, 2010
This is good! You ARE not bad at this. Don't deny yourself. We all were once were bad with LEGOs, but after time, we got better. (Sean Kenney was a pro in 5 min.) Keep trying with Bionicle, you'll get it.
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  March 11, 2010
Nice work for such a piece of.... subject. You did a good work and made a lot of good improvements on the original design. -Dylan
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  March 11, 2010
I like it - especially the tread. But I have to agree that the level of detail just doesn't bring this past a three (3) pointer. Lee.
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  March 11, 2010
That...is...disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself. I don't think that's what they meant when they said 'system'. You should be strung up by your- oh who am I kidding, you know I loved it! The amount of Bionicle that you integrated is about quadruple of what I own, so my attempt at this would have been like a night with me in the sack, disappointing for all those involved.~H
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  March 11, 2010
Those treads are certainly wonderful. I think you did the best you could in this difficult category. Unfortunately, some have done better. 3 points.
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  March 11, 2010
Typical Phipson's overcompensation at work here... it's got 4 of them! Chris, are you sure you didn't have a way to refine those shoulders a little better? Still, this to me is worth 3 points and change, humour included.
 I like it 
  March 11, 2010
bionicle's pretty tough, but mixing the two is the hardest. you did very well though! 5/5
  March 11, 2010
poor Kelso, he just wanted coffee, but i guess we all get more that what we bargain for.:D
  March 11, 2010
Its face looks like a viking. Vikings must dislike kelso...
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  March 11, 2010
I try and make sys-bio mixes but I can't! In fact I had something like this with wheels, and it looked like a rabid sheep on a twisted dolly.
 I made it 
  March 11, 2010
Quoting Leda Kat Even the name of this category made me curl up in the featal position and hide in the corner and rock back and forth trembling...
Me TOO! But being as I'm the only fool on my team with Bionicle parts, guess who got suckered in to it...
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  March 11, 2010
AHH!! It's got no face! Anyways, I like the treads, cool arms too.
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  March 11, 2010
For a long time, I thought Bionicles were ... (censored), then I began to buy some, add it to system parts, discovered some great builders like Yuri, and I changed my mind... In fact, it's pretty cool, and like you said, not so easy. I love the whole thing, the face and threads are very cool. Great work Chris !
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  March 11, 2010
Great first (correction: sixth) attempt! Even the name of this category made me curl up in the featal position and hide in the corner and rock back and forth trembling... but you've pulled it off nicely! Love the "my spleen is in my throat" line!
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  March 11, 2010
NICE! I do like the tank tread legs better.
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  March 11, 2010
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..... You really got me laughing. I can do Bionicle and system apart just fine but, I'm not that great at putting them together. -Masked
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  March 11, 2010
Take that Bionicle, cram it in a box, and either send it to Yuri or soak it in gasoline and torch it. Not a bad build overall, but you could have had Goranax get crushed with a sledgehammer, too.
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  March 11, 2010
Tsk Tsk, inter-team violence. I would be ashamed if it wasn't so effective...
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  March 11, 2010
Definitely better than I can do. There's no way I'm stepping close to that category.
 I made it 
  March 11, 2010
Quoting Gringat the Repugnant I'm trying to approach this from the other side, with my Spheroids. I can do bionicle and technic like anyone's business, but my system skills are laughable at best...
Ahh, someone who understands my pain...
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  March 11, 2010
I'm trying to approach this from the other side, with my Spheroids. I can do bionicle and technic like anyone's business, but my system skills are laughable at best...
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  March 11, 2010
Hmmmm.... you are not that good at Bionicle, are you? Well, your better than me! XD Very good build, though! =D Don't get me wrong, I think this is pretty good. 9/10
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  March 11, 2010
Cool build! Gonarax does bring some Gonor..ea to the table. Like you, Bionicle is not my friend. But I did find this cool piece in Stronius's club and knee pads ... and here's the part when I say "check out my ..." but I digress. XD
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  March 11, 2010
Very good for a first attempt.
 
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