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The J.O.B. Engineering & Manufacturing Co.
The J.O.B. E&M Co. is the number one future battle machine provider for the United States military, outranking Northrop Grumman, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and the other underground, government-funded companies of the like.
About this creation
This is not about the creation depicted above; it is about the company that engineered and manufactured it. If people would actually read the text then they could figure this out on their own.

After its founding in 2012, the J.O.B E&M Co. has been rapidly producing mechanized battle machines for use in future combat. Located in a vast underground facility whose location is classified, the E&M Co. has a convenient access to the metal of which is explained below.
Although early tests showed the outer core of the earth to be composed of liquid iron and nickle, the technology used was crude and the results were incorrect. The true metal is I-matter: Indestructible Matter, which has a classified chemical composition. After calculating the value of this precious metal, its possible uses coincided perfectly with what the E&M Co. was about, so they went about extracting it from inside the earth. To do this, two massive microwave machines triangulate the mass of metal that is to be extracted. These microwaves, the form of which is also classified, can be tuned to disturb a certain metal. At the disturbance of this metal, the microwave emitters can focus their waves in a certain direction, moving the mass of metal against the enormous pressure under the earth’s crust. Once in the lithosphere, the mass of metal can then be directly extracted and used for classified projects. Since this metal has been under the earth since the Beginning, at temperatures almost unmatchable by human technology, it has been compressed extremely, so a small mass will expand to a much larger amount, minimizing the need of extraction. I-matter gets its name from the state of which it is in after it cools. Once a mass of I-matter cools, it is impervious to any destructive power man can force upon it, making it the ultimate armor and skeletal metal. Because of its durability, I-matter must be forged immediately after extraction, necessitating enormous machines at astronomical costs. With its resources known and in place, the J.O.B Engineering & Manufacturing Co. began its work.

A completely original company, the J.O.B. E&M Co. specializes in mechanized battle machines equipped with innovative technology and armed with the most advanced and effective weapons ever engineered by man. Among the individual components produced by the E&M Co. are the
· Auto-seeking Radioactive Rocket of War
· Gravity Amplification Component
· Gravity Centering Cylinder
· Virally Enhanced Plasmic AA Cannon
· Virally enhanced Plasmic Rocket
· Programmo-Sphere Projectile
· Multi-Ammunition Rotary Cannon
· Gravity Defiance Component

These technologically advanced components are being used to equip such mobile battle platforms as the
· GRAVITY-Class Artillery Mech
· HORIZON-Class Utility Mech
· ANTI-GRAVITY-Class Flight Mech
· TECHMECH-Class Multi-Purpose Mech
· SENTRY-Class Basic Artillery Mech
· INSTIGATOR-Class Command Mech

Naturally, a battle targeting system would be designed to work in conjunction with these machines, so the E&M Co. went above and beyond the call of duty once more. Not only did the E&M Co. engineer a revolutionary targeting system programmed into their machines, but also they networked the system and centralized it in their underground base, taking extreme precautions to prevent any technological overtaking. This battle system can control a machine’s locomotion and weapons system down to the very discharge. To keep SmartTarget under control and also to keep human judgment relevant, each battle machine is manned by an engineer. At no point in time does the E&M Co. plan to completely unman all, if not any of its battle systems.



Comments

 I like it 
  December 2, 2010
Wow! That's one hulking mech! It looks extremely powerful, I've always liked gray and yellow together...
 I made it 
  April 25, 2010
Quoting Matthew Novosad Oh, I didn't read the text. Anyway, please answer my question.
I replied on his page.
  April 24, 2010
Oh, I didn't read the text. Anyway, please answer my question.
 I made it 
  April 22, 2010
Quoting Matthew Novosad Nice job! The mech looks good. BTW Why did you say for Steef De Prow to get rid of his creation that you say has Megabloks? Where do you see Megablocks? He replied to your comment and I suggest you read it. I do not mean this in a mean or harmful way, I am just curious to know.
Yo know this page isn't about the mech, right? The mech is simply a summary of what the J.O.B. Engineering & Manufacturing Co. has done, hence the title. This page tells a bit more about the fictional company that designed the mech.
 I like it 
  April 21, 2010
Nice job! The mech looks good. BTW Why did you say for Steef De Prow to get rid of his creation that you say has Megabloks? Where do you see Megablocks? He replied to your comment and I suggest you read it. I do not mean this in a mean or harmful way, I am just curious to know.
 I made it 
  April 3, 2010
Quoting Cody G Missiles, chainguns, what's not to like? I just wish there were more pictures of this thing, it's awesome!
Ok, this is to everybody: THIS IS NOT A PAGE ABOUT THE GRAVITY- CLASS ARTILLERY MECH! That mech's page can be found at http://mocpages.com/moc.php/185782. This is a page providing information on the (sadly fictional) J.O.B. Engineering & Manufacturing Co., hence the name. I chose the picture you see because it was the first product of the J.O.B. Engineering & Manufacturing Co. ACTUALLY READ THE TEXT, PEOPLE! But thanks anyway, Cody G.
 I like it 
  April 3, 2010
Missiles, chainguns, what's not to like? I just wish there were more pictures of this thing, it's awesome!
 I made it 
  March 15, 2010
Quoting Sebeus I Very impressive, I like the various weapon systems, the technic parts you used make me think there's actually a hidden awesome function in this creation, is there ? Great job
The information I have already disclosed to the public is potentially excessive; I will not answer that question. Just kiddin'. No, the actual combination of LEGO elements serves no real function in this dimension...yet...
 I like it 
  March 15, 2010
Very impressive, I like the various weapon systems, the technic parts you used make me think there's actually a hidden awesome function in this creation, is there ? Great job
 
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