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The crown jewel of KRAKEN t&c - MEKA class, cross sector, heavy weight cargo ship. It features two zero class ion engines, or in simple terms, the biggest mofo engines available. Also, it is rumored to be full of hookers. And beer! And hookers!
Fifteen compartments on each side can hold precious cargo, or with minor modifications (such as decompression doors) can become hangars for light weight class two (or lower) interceptors. Thats right, this baby can become one mean Mothership able to lay siege to solar systems up to 10 planets (tremble puny humans, mighty Morbo will crush you earthlings!). It can also be rented for dinner parties, weddings, funerals and LEGO(R) convetions. The tower is home to entire crew, comm center, bridge, mess hall, holodeck and 9 bars. Yup, now you can get wasted flying thru space, destroying planets or delivering them goods (one does not exclude the other).
Legend has it that the front part, called The Head is designed to look like C'thulhu on amphetamines. Ofcourse, KRAKEN t&c discards these insinuations as "childish, ridiculous and tawtally gay". On the other hand, it does look like a giant octopus (and as memory serves my servers, earlier versions had one on top). The Head was intented as "area where people can relax, have fun with friends, chat and watch the outer space and its beauty).
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Oh yeees! I saw this one at the EXPO! Dude, this is beyond me. I was amazed then. I am amazed now. The thing that's even more amazing is the fact that my comment is 2nd! For God's sake where are people with comments on this one! It deserves a lot more than 2. ;))