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How to catch a woman
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Time for old Uncle ShannO to dish out a little bit of love advice. Guys, want to know the one thing you need to win over a girl?
Looks? No.
Personality? Nah!
Stylish clothes? Maybe...
Honesty? Pfft!
Being yourself? Bah-you're not paying attention!

It's money! Yes, that's right, that root-of-all-evil thing. Oh sure, I could give you DOZENS of examples to support my theory but that would just be boring. You'll just have to trust me; try it yourself if you don't believe me. I know, we can't all be rich but you can pretend! Women love it when you pretend and they'll always fall for the richer guy given the choice-even if he treats her like crap. I've seen it many times.

This has been a pubic service announcement :)









Comments

 I like it 
  May 12, 2010
Excellent build. I think I've tried this technique before...it didn't work.
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  May 12, 2010
Quoting Lee Jones Catch one - sure. But how do you get rid of the darn thing once you catch it? Lee.
Well, seeing as you're the Doctor, we were hoping you could tell us. I thought for sure there would be an antibiotic or something...Love truisms.~H
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  May 12, 2010
Quoting Lt. John Harland You know you can be just as happy with an internet connection and a goldfish.
So true man, so true :)
 I like it 
  May 12, 2010
You know you can be just as happy with an internet connection and a goldfish.
  May 2, 2010
Hahaha! So true, Lee!
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  April 18, 2010
Catch one - sure. But how do you get rid of the darn thing once you catch it? Lee.
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  April 7, 2010
So true...to bad i haven't much. And nobody wants a honest, friendly, boring, creative dreamer-boy.
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  April 7, 2010
The merciless truth behind this is bound to put a dent in your relationships with many FFOLs... but there's no shame in wanting most of all a man who's a good provider. Instinct is a tough drive to overcome, after all.
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  April 7, 2010
Pubic service does cost mucho dinero ...
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  April 7, 2010
And just for further proof... What's the number one source of arguments in married couples? That's right... MONEY! Funny little set too ShannO! (hey, email me about your plans for Brickworld... we NEED you there!)~ Chris.
 I like it 
  April 6, 2010
Thank god for pubic announcements! Ahh money, it is a wonderful thing.. and its so true.
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  April 6, 2010
That's funny. I tried fishing for women with money once, but it's not a very specific bait. I caught three homeless people, a dog, and a old lady.
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  April 6, 2010
haha, I love the build, and the advice is great! =)
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  April 5, 2010
Ah...yes, they do love the cold hard cash....my ex sure did as she ripped half of my money, pension, house, etc away from me. But I got the best part of the deal.....TO BE AWAY FROM HER! Chhers, nice MOC! Great lighting, the tree....nice
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  April 5, 2010
SO TRUE! And if you had any, they'd just divorce you and take half... I'm not bitter at all...hehe...
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  April 5, 2010
So true my friend so true. It's why I had to give women up. They were eating into my LEGO budget. see ya. garth
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  April 5, 2010
Really? Dang, I'm screwed. :P
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  April 5, 2010
So true, ShannO, so true. Good day
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  April 5, 2010
Love that tree.
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  April 5, 2010
Either this or the latest issue of 'Redbook'. Quite funny I may add.
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  April 5, 2010
HAHA. Nicely done here, Shannon. People find it funny, but it's probably true. (you would know too.)
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  April 5, 2010
SHANNON! *YOU SPILLED THE SECRET!!!* ~Young
  April 5, 2010
Hahahahaha! :) ps: excellent lighting there!
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  April 5, 2010
Well, nothing new to me, but I sure hope the confused ones are enlightened and the (few) FFOL's don't mind you exposing thier *darkest* secret.
 
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