He parked outside his house and dismounted his horse.
Hmmm, helmet hair...
He ruffled his hair,
Well, that's not right...
Let's try that again.
With a final shake of his head,
There we are! Perfect!
Looking good, he walked to his front door and noticed his mail box stuffed full with letters and parcels.
Bah, junk mail.
Hey! My blackmail money has come in for that photo I took of Hans running that "extra" business in the cellar of his restaurant.
Cool, my new navigation chip for my flying saucer!
Ooo, my sonic amplifier!
Wicked, my new personalised plate!
Oh look, my new Boy Wonder frisbee, this will be very well received at my picnic with Dave Kaleta this Saturday.
My first subscription to Magic Monthly Magazine!
... we'll just put this aside for later...
At last! The special video version of Lee's Christmas Moc! All action and enhanced audio! And in 3D too!
Oh at last its here, my replacement control panel for my time machine!
Hey, what's this?
Dear Mr. Bones.
We are pleased to invite you to the Annual Meat on the Bone Convention.
Be at the city convention Hall 5pm Sunday 23rd May for a delicious spread of fine Meats and an award winning power point presentation of Meats of the World.
Yours sincerly, Mr. Porky, President of the Meat on the Bone committee.
A meat on the bone convention!!! I LOVE meat on the Bone! (Strange, for I have none...) Prime Ribs, Pork chops, lamb chops, lamb shanks, T-bone steak, buffalo wings! And the 23rd is my birthday too! What a wonderful coincidence!
Oh I am just so, so... HAPPY!!! I can't wait till Sunday!
To be continued...
Will Mister Bones eat lots of meat at the convention? Will that control panel fit his time macnine? Will we discover what exists in the eerie blue void surrounding his house? Will we find out what the letters on his personalised plate stand for? Will his motorbike ever become road worthy?
Tune in next time for BONES! A BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE! Part two.
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Had a good chuckle going for most of the hair jokes then totally lost it when you did Chewie! And for the record, I actually HAVE a copy of the Lee Jones moc in 3-D... trust me on this, you don't want it... (shivers). And on a side note, I know it was a simple little technique but the way you did the door frame really stood out to me and deserves a quick nod. Nice work and can't wait for part 2! ~ Chris.
HAHAHAHA. The hair bits were really clever and funny! The plate stands for Hair Club 514....I do love meat. Now, I have to say that house is quite excellent, I love the stone work around the door. Looking forward to the next one.
Knowing you, Leda, Mr Bones isn't gonna know what's hit him... Are we looking at another 'Toto Incident', or an exploding birthday cake? Or maybe you'll be hiding in the shadows, chainsaw at the ready, to go on a bl00dy rampage? I guess us commoners are gonna have to find out.... - AeroFighter
Thanks for all your comments guys, this is just a teaser really for the actual event this Sunday... but where is Mister Bones? - edit: alas he's sick, hope he gets better in time for the meat convention!!!
Ok, I looked at this yesterday, but the pages were their normal, Monday snail pace, so I'm back. I, too, got a really good chuckle from the hat hair gag, especially Chewie. With all of the custom Hogs and smack MOCs being built, I'm REALLY wishing I had some more free time! Great stuff.~H
Haha this is awesome! Very creative indeed. I think my fav part is his mint bike - That thing looks wickedly suited to Mr Bones. The hair, that was fairly funny too - unfortunately I'm 24 and can no longer relate to hair issues... On that note its time to hide... 5/5