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The Canadian How-To Guide : Driving Edition
Welcome to the first issue of The Canadian How-To Guide! Your guide to the best controversial Canadian tips and tricks! Hosted by the maple syrup chugging, hockey playing, Tim Horton's addicted, Canuck, Jason! Today we hit the road to show you some fun stuff to do behind the wheel! so pretend to fasten your seat belts and let's role!
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In Canada, wildlife is everywhere! It's pretty much guaranteed that some type of animal will jump out in front of you. When that happens, hit the little bugger! Trust me. There's hundreds more of them out there.


It is also recommended to hit dangerous animals that could potentially eat you. Yappy little dogs. Raccoons. And door to door salesmen.


during your travels, your bound to come across a flatbed truck with the ramps down. I recommend dropping the hammer and using it as a ramp. You can probably stay airborne for a good 120 feet. Because of liability issues, i must inform you that the landing can be the most painful part of the flight. especially if you find yourself upside down before you land.


The back of the truck can lead to a short flight if you don't get enough altitude. Make sure your going REALLY fast. Since your in Canada, you don't need to worry about Chris Phipson pulling you over... You just need to keep your eyes open for the OPP (Ontario Party Poopers).


Whoa... How did that get there! GET A HANGER BAY! Okay... moving on....


When you have a sweet ride like me, It's always a good idea to park in two or more parking spaces at the same time. This keeps other drivers from parking beside you and swapping paint when they open their door.


Handicap parking spots are also very good for keeping a scratch free vehicle. They are also close to the entrance. A nice short walk and a pristine vehicle equals a very happy driver.


And now for some behind the scenes stuff! I just had to show you guys some detail shots the cool yellow monster truck/hot rod.




tailgates are overrated. Who needs em'?




Suicide doors, baby!


The V60 engine! Vroom Vroom!


Okay, so this moc didn't really live up to the potential of the category "that's just not right" but this was just a quick throw together. Just so i don't get DQ'd for not posting an entry. I tried :)



Comments

 I like it 
  May 12, 2013
Love the spirited sense of humor, Jason. Life's too short - laugh all you can, and gratz on MotD!
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  May 12, 2013
Awesome MOTD, umm, HTGOTD (How To Guide of the day) i love the truck, and the short wheelbase is awesome! Good idea on taking the 2 spaces, if i get a cool car, i'll definitively do that ;) people may be mad, but, then again it'll give them more room to look at it ;) btw those are gull-wing doors. suicide doors are regular, but backwards)
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  May 12, 2013
I'm confused. If the category was "That's just not right", then what is this MOC doing in it? I personally have always looked to Canada for all my monster truck animal clearing, parked big rig jumping, and, of course, AT-AT porn. Duh-ehh ;) This is perfectly hilarious! Red-Neckanucks!
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  May 12, 2013
Fantastic! Now this is the true Canadian way!
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  May 12, 2013
Ummm nice At-Ats ;) Congrats on MOTD!
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  May 12, 2013
Good fun, and those AT-ATs are hilarious!
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  May 12, 2013
"Canada! Why do we let you be a country?!"
  June 20, 2012
I'll say like Spartan Rakkal 387: I'm canadian too, and honestly I don't know if this is respectful cynicism or prejudged mockeries. Could someone tell me?
  June 10, 2012
Lol!!! This is so funny!! 5/5
 I like it 
  March 6, 2011
@ Hans Dendauw that was the most canadian thing i've ever heard in my entire life! hilarious
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  June 26, 2010
No wonder that AT-AT in the Family Guy Empire Strikes Back spoof was pregnant! LOL, great and hilaroius MOC!
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  June 4, 2010
I'm Canadian and I don't know whether this is offensive or funny.
  June 4, 2010
Aren't you on Youtube?
 I like it 
  June 3, 2010
Great creations! Good presentation too. I like :)
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  June 2, 2010
These tips apply up here in Alaska as well. &^D
jason corlett
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Jeffery Lautenslager
  May 31, 2010
BEAST RIDE! I love it. The bold detail really stands out. The fire effect is awesome. I have only just realised I didn't add you to my fav builders, I can't beleive I forgot! Keep brikin dude.
jason corlett
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Pony Lord7
  May 31, 2010
This was funny and a good build.
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  May 31, 2010
rule 34....
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  May 30, 2010
So true.. so true.. Great Moc!
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  May 30, 2010
Hilarious. I love it!!!!! I will never look at an ATAT in the same way again
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  May 30, 2010
That looks really great, especially with the oversized wheels! One thing though, the doors you fitted are gullwing doors, not suicide.
 I like it 
  May 29, 2010
cool! I was wondering would you like to do a moc off? just you and me. I'm just sorta asking around for people you were the first to pop into my mind. lemme know....
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  May 29, 2010
awesome! and i see excellent minifig scale here 5/5
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  May 29, 2010
Epic dude. thanks for the laughs :)
 I like it 
  May 28, 2010
Awesome ride. Nice, weird tips you got there.
jason corlett
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Dr. N
  May 27, 2010
Excuse me, Huss Q. Verna, if that is your real name, IT'S SPELLED HOSSIERS!! I'm from Indiana. I would know. lol Nice moc Casey. It just ain't right. lolx2
  May 26, 2010
Funny vigstrip. Promise to let us see the AT-AT micros when they're born? Hey, how do Canadians spell "Canada"? -- "C, eh?- N, eh?- D, eh?" --- with no apologies to Bob & Doug, hosers. - Huss Q.
 I like it 
  May 26, 2010
Holy flannel! No doot aboot it, that was hilarious! I had no idea that you were from Canadia. You know how you can get free beer for life? Anyway, I too have done a Canadia inspired MOC http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/165958. Now, time to find a Canadian Ice Soccer match and down some Molson's. Later, hoser.~H
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  May 26, 2010
This is very funny MOC- excellent job! I especially liked the flatbed jumping "How To." You should see some of the driving we get here where I live- scary!
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  May 25, 2010
You know people already do most of that stuff like the parking but it's a great moc so 5/5.
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  May 25, 2010
haha very funny. run over animals, now thats messed up. the hot rod truck looks awesome with the flames
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  May 25, 2010
haha very funny. run over animals, now thats messed up. the hot rod truck looks awesome with the flames
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  May 25, 2010
haha very funny. run over animals, now thats messed up. the hot rod truck looks awesome with the flames
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  May 25, 2010
Oh. My. God. That was....AWESOME! Dude, I've gotta agree with Matt here. I kinda doubted your ability to be crude and innapropriate, but the "secksing" AT-ATs? That did the trick. And thanks for a very funny moc.
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  May 25, 2010
I've gotta say sir I doubted your AFOL-ness. You always seemed a bit above all of our not-so-subtle innuendos and horribly immature behavior. However, after that spectacular AT-AT shot, I say to you...welcome to the club. And, thanks for the new desktop wallpaper.
 I like it 
  May 25, 2010
Now that is funny, and oh so not right! HAHAHAHA, good stuff!
 I like it 
  May 25, 2010
Now that is funny, and oh so not right! HAHAHAHA, good stuff!
jason corlett
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That LDD Guy
  May 24, 2010
Nice build, but the presentation was a bit sloppy, and the jokes were a bit crusty eh? 3.85/5.
jason corlett
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That LDD Guy
  May 24, 2010
Nice build, but the presentation was a bit sloppy, and the jokes were a bit crusty eh? 3.85/5.
 I like it 
  May 24, 2010
I live in the same province! Nice to see a Canadian MOC. And a bunch of Americans worshipping it. Funny. >ON TO THE MOC> Your truck is nice. Really nice. Both of them. Really. The tiled floor is nice too. It deserves nothing less than 5/5. -Frennd
 I like it 
  May 23, 2010
HAHA reminds me of Mad magazine's XLR driver guide.
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  May 23, 2010
YEEEESSSSS! LOTS OF RAMPIN' AND RUMPIN'!!!!
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  May 23, 2010
You FRAKING XXXX! I'm still laughing!
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  May 23, 2010
Wow. I loled over this entire page, especially over the whole ramp thing. An awesome collection of scenes to be sure =)
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  May 23, 2010
Hillarious! Love the handicapped parking. And I didn't know you were addicted to Tim Horton's!
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  May 23, 2010
LOL!!! so funny, running over salespersons xD
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  May 23, 2010
love it Canada rocks!
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  May 22, 2010
Whoa... How did that get there! GET A HANGER BAY! Okay... moving on.... WORTH TWO COMMENTS FOR SURE!!!!!
  May 22, 2010
Whoa... How did that get there! GET A HANGER BAY! Okay... moving on.... FUNNIEST SCENE I HAVE SEEN ON MOCPAGES SINCE THE CHRONOS PROJECT!!!!!
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Love the monster truck and the Canadian driving lessons. I thought it was going to be something about driving on the left side of the road. As several have said or hinted at, anything Canadian was perfect for this category. Ha-ha! -Wes
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  May 22, 2010
I love everything, but the walkers made me laugh the most... - Hector
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  May 22, 2010
That's one sweet monster truck you got there! Really funny story, love the parking gag and how you tiled the wheelchair icon.
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  May 22, 2010
DUDE! That is... just... not... right! AWESOME! ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
I love the AT-ATs, man...
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  May 22, 2010
Nice truck, eh! How about a shot of loadin' up at the Beer Store?
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Nice truck, eh! How about a shot of loadin' up at the Beer Store?
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Haha. Nice truck.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Something Canadian = "That's Just Not Right". Yup, makes perfect sense to me!
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  May 22, 2010
This is hysterical! I laughed pretty hard when I saw this, and I guess Wildlife just isn't what it used to be anymore... ~Ryan
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  May 22, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA! I was so not expecting that pic with the at-at's goin' at it. Lovely builds, and excellent humor. I'll remember this when I go to Canada. (I'm going to Calgary in about two weeks for vacation.) Again, Loved the builds.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
That really is "Just Not Right". Haha, nice work.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
excellent! 5/5
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Well now. Really good truck. And you shouldn't have given them that issue of popular mechanics. That "software" issue was a little questionable.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
So where do I sign up? I'm interested in further lessons.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
The AT-AT picture was absolutely hilarious. Not to mention some of the tips. For just throwing it together, this warrants some awesome ratings. -Sam
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
hihihihi, that's exactly how i drive with my bike to school! only with us it aren't walkers, but rabbits...;) you've got a GREAT sense of humor, a 6/5!
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Hilarious MOC! Can't stop laughing (and I'm not sure it's a good thing that the pic with the AT-ATs made me chuckle the most...)! Love the hot rod truck. 5/5 and definitely a "that's just not right" MOC if only for the AT-AT pic.
 I like it 
  May 22, 2010
Wow. Im very sorry but im not learning to drive from you. Awesome car, and i had to speed past that...um...other picture.
 
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