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Dude! That's just not right!
In which two friends, Rick and Bob, are sharing an expensive meal at a fancy restaurant, as well as some deep, dark secrets. Can they handle the revelations?
About this creation
My entry for Shannon Young's Mob Rules contest. My category: That's Just Not Right.




Bob: This is so nice. I can’t wait to eat. When were we here last?
Rick: I think a month ago. That reminds me. You know how last time your bratwurst tasted crunchy and had fuzz on it, and you complained?
Bob: Yeah. The police came when I threatened that waiter.




Rick: Well, I’ve been meaning to tell you. When team Mexico scored a goal on my ePhone, my celebration knocked your weiner on the ground.
Bob: No problem. I met some nice people at County. Hey, that reminds me. You know how you’ve been saying it seems like your dog forgot everything you’ve taught him?
Rick: Yeah.




Bob: Well, I ran Chief over last week. I found him a replacement on Craigslist.



Rick: Very clever of you. While we're in the sharing mood, you know how you’ve had less energy this past year?
Bob: I’m listening...




Rick: Well, after your tragic unicycle accident last year, when you were in a coma, I snuck you out of the hospital. I sort of sold most of your organs on the black market.




Bob: No worries. Tell the guys who stitched me back up they did a great job. I hardly even noticed the scars. Hey, you know how you can’t remember any Tuesday night for the last five years?
Rick: Yeah. Weird, huh?




Bob: Five years ago, I auctioned off your body on eBay. After heavy bidding, I sold you to alien scientists. They’ve been experimenting on you once a week.




Rick: And you never let me in on the cut! Tell those aliens to keep the Mariah Carey dreams coming. I’m loving performing with her in concert. Well, it looks like our drinks are here. You know how you asked me to order you a cheeseburger while you were in the restroom?
Bob: Yeah.
Rick: I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before. They were out of cheese, so I just ordered you a veggieburger instead. They’re supposed to be delicious.




Bob: What!!! A VEGGIEBURGER! Dude! That’s just not right!


<>Notes<>
1) Shannon really does rock. This contest is great.
2) Why is it I have such trouble posting how-to shots or behind-the-scenes stuff? Oh, yeah. Getting in photo sessions is hard enough without making extra work.
3) That reminds me: Honey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. You know how I'm so smart and so cool? I'd like you to know that I'm really in a secret society of intelligensia. We run America, Europe, and all the world. Except Greece. We had nothing to do with that.
4) Thanks, my dearest, for taking these pictures. You rock, as much as Shannon, or possibly a bit more.



Comments

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  August 19, 2010
Not bad, not bad at all. Lee.
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  August 3, 2010
Haha! I love these Monty Python-esque sequences! Great work! The plants in the restaurant are really original, I love the one with gator tail.
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  July 16, 2010
Quoting Laura Sandoval how do you come up with such creative story lines???
Usually a couple of nights of slamming my head against a desk, wall, or any hard object in proxmity, will do the trick. I don't recommend it, though. My insurance premiums are through the roof.
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  July 11, 2010
HAHAHAHA!
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  June 5, 2010
awesome, wes-- as always. but just like the time i snuck veggie tacos to you and the fam, i will sneak a veggie burger to you guys and you will find them DELICIOUS!!!! =) other than that... how do you come up with such creative story lines???
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  June 4, 2010
Wow, great build. Very creative parts use. Really funny.
  May 28, 2010
I think it's supposed to be his intestines.
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  May 28, 2010
What??? robin hood hats for a plant??? me personally,I think this is genius! but why is there a black snake getting pulled out of bob???
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  May 26, 2010
I can certainly agree with Bones down there, this is hilarious! Excellent work on the plants in the background. I especially like the work with the Forestman hats in the pot. It makes a great eye catcher. Cheers to you!
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  May 24, 2010
Haha! That made my day. Love the dissection part.
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  May 24, 2010
HAHA, now that is funny! Love the piece useage on the various plants.
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  May 24, 2010
HAHA, now that is funny! Love the piece useage on the various plants.
Wes Pitter
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Dave and John Xandegar
  May 23, 2010
OH NO! Not Wes too! We'll told you what we told Joshua..."watch out for these MOB RULES Guys, they'll ruin 'ya!" Some great work here, Friend (although it could have been even MORE graphic if you used a "red" snake...we can mail you a couple for future reference, just in case). Cracked Wall Commentary: We're really enjoying the concept of Shannon building terrific Moonbases and basking in the attention while he's got the rest of you building Vigs on cannibalism and the like (Dave needs more coffee, he seems pretty cranky!!)!
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  May 23, 2010
Quoting Wes Pitter What is xD anyway?
Hahaha, fear not, my ignorant friend, you are not alone. It is an emoticon, the 'x' signifies the eyes (think 'squinty') and the 'D' is the mouth. These durn kids and their new fangled code...why, in my day, we used to have two cans and a string and our bikes had baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound like a motorcycle. Oh yeah, the MOC! Great stuff, funny and well built. Veggie burgers are great, if you don't like moisture and flavor.~H
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  May 23, 2010
Ok...this is just too hilarious!
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  May 23, 2010
Lol on this. And, xd is a smiley face.
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  May 23, 2010
Quoting Jonathan Ladner lol xD
Thanks! What is xD anyway? I know this question reveals my ignorance, but since the subject matter is relatively benign, I doubt my reputation will be besmirched.
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  May 23, 2010
lol xD
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  May 23, 2010
Veggie burgers would also work in the "Thing That Should Not Be" category, as far as I'm concerned.
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  May 23, 2010
Haha,that´s funny.Great work and nice details.
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  May 22, 2010
There isn't a statement that I wouldn't agree more with. Veggie-burgers are not food. Great plot and commentary overall. Nice builds too! -Dylan
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  May 22, 2010
Amazing! Put me in one with a meeting of Ryan Durant and Joshua Taipale!... Please?
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  May 22, 2010
LOL Great job. I really liked it!
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  May 22, 2010
Very nice! I love the hidden elements that are not decorations at all, used as decorations. Very clever. Funny story too.
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  May 22, 2010
Haha! That's genius. The organ selling on the blackmarket bit had me in fits. Awesome moc!
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  May 22, 2010
Wow, I don't know how you came up with all of those incidents, but this is just hilarious!
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  May 22, 2010
Too strange! But the funny thing is, I like tofu and such "Not right" foods! Love the way it builds up, but they're cool with it up until the end. Great building too.
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  May 22, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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  May 22, 2010
Awesome work. Great little scenes, my favorite is probably the organ one. Excellent dialogue too. -Sam
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  May 22, 2010
This is awesome. Nice punchline!
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  May 22, 2010
Quoting Dennis Price How did you do that slope for the garage scene?
A little magic dust, and two 6x8 sloping plates from the AT-TE.
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  May 22, 2010
The punchline is made even funnier due to the fact that my wife is a vegetarian! And he's right... veggie burgers just... aren't... right! GREAT entry for this category! ~ Chris.
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  May 22, 2010
Hehehehehe. Good one. Nice build, great presentation. (How did you do that slope for the garage scene?)
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  May 22, 2010
Ha! I liked the escalation of the revelations and ze punch line XD
 
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