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Morton Zuckerman, Detective Chef
This is my entry into the MOB rules contest. I am currently in Group E. Enjoy!
About this creation
My occupation; private eye. To most I was known as a dick.

My name is Morton Zuckerman, Detective Chef. My friends call me Hans.





My most memorable case was when a beautiful young woman approached me.

"I hear you're a dick?"

"A Private Chef......yes. Who referred you?"

"The homeless guy digging through the trash over there."

"What can I do for you?"



"I'm missing something. I seem to have misplaced the key ingredient for my turkey dinner. My stuffing."

"I'm on it miss!"



I began my case the same way I already do.....with a bong load. After that I went on the hunt for the missing stuffing.



I checked the cow. Nothing.



I checked the horse.....no luck.



Even checked Lee Jones.

Damn, no dice. This job calls for...........



The SUPER BONG! *cough, cough* "One bong to rule them ALL!!!!" Wait a minute......now I remember!



Master Shifu: "Damn it Hans, get the stuffing out of the turkey already!! Sheesh!!"



Shifu: "Dude were you having that stupid Private Chef dream again.....how many bong loads did you do before coming into work anyway?!"



Mister Bones: Oh man, I'm so sorry Leda....the service here sucks!!!"

Leda: "I was really looking forward to that American Thanksgiving dinner.....I'm sick of kiwis".




Commentary: Poor Hans hasn't been able to participate on MOCpages too much recently due to real life stuff.....but I didn't want him to think we weren't going to raz him some. We're still thinking about ya dude!! And when I first saw the category, I immediately pictured Hans....so it was a perfect fit. Hope you all enjoy!!



Comments

 I like it 
  October 14, 2010
very cool and funny story!,the lighting adds a fantastic effect and ambiance! good show!
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  August 20, 2010
With the first picture I thought you might be giving Alex a run for the money, but then the world was right again with the rest. Too funny. Lee.
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  May 30, 2010
Good lightning on the first pictures !!
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  May 29, 2010
I actually had to take a step away from the computer with that first line. It was a perfect play on words. You sure know your funny my friend! ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  May 27, 2010
Dude, I think I got a contact buzz just looking at this! Nice.
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  May 26, 2010
Fantastic photography!
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  May 24, 2010
Bongtastic! That must be one big load of bong since Hansi got cross-eyed between a cow and a horse although he did get The Good Doctor's behind correctly (perhaps the 'aroma' overwhelmed the smoke? nevermind...) Hilarious bit!
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  May 24, 2010
Morton "Hans" Zuckerman, Detective Chef... Pilot? He's got the wings on his jacket. That guy has one heck of a fantasy life!
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  May 24, 2010
HAHAHAHA! What a di c k.....good stuff here, some nice sets and cool lighting!
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  May 24, 2010
Awesome presentation, that title pic is superb! Funny story and images too. You are right, I am sick of kiwis, they are a very small bird and don't have as much meat on them as a turkey...
 I like it 
  May 24, 2010
Wow, where did you get a picture of the 6' Graffix Skull bong we used back in college? Man, you can find ANYTHING on the internet!LMAO I really have no idea how Dennis knew that my alias was Mortan Zuckerman; I should really look into tightening my privacy settings! Funny stuff, bro.~H
 
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