This is my entry into the MOB rules contest. I am currently in Group E. Enjoy!
About this creation
My occupation; private eye. To most I was known as a dick.
My name is Morton Zuckerman, Detective Chef. My friends call me Hans.
My most memorable case was when a beautiful young woman approached me.
"I hear you're a dick?"
"A Private Chef......yes. Who referred you?"
"The homeless guy digging through the trash over there."
"What can I do for you?"
"I'm missing something. I seem to have misplaced the key ingredient for my turkey dinner. My stuffing."
"I'm on it miss!"
I began my case the same way I already do.....with a bong load. After that I went on the hunt for the missing stuffing.
I checked the cow. Nothing.
I checked the horse.....no luck.
Even checked Lee Jones.
Damn, no dice. This job calls for...........
The SUPER BONG! *cough, cough* "One bong to rule them ALL!!!!" Wait a minute......now I remember!
Master Shifu: "Damn it Hans, get the stuffing out of the turkey already!! Sheesh!!"
Shifu: "Dude were you having that stupid Private Chef dream again.....how many bong loads did you do before coming into work anyway?!"
Mister Bones: Oh man, I'm so sorry Leda....the service here sucks!!!"
Leda: "I was really looking forward to that American Thanksgiving dinner.....I'm sick of kiwis".
Commentary: Poor Hans hasn't been able to participate on MOCpages too much recently due to real life stuff.....but I didn't want him to think we weren't going to raz him some. We're still thinking about ya dude!! And when I first saw the category, I immediately pictured Hans....so it was a perfect fit. Hope you all enjoy!!
Bongtastic! That must be one big load of bong since Hansi got cross-eyed between a cow and a horse although he did get The Good Doctor's behind correctly (perhaps the 'aroma' overwhelmed the smoke? nevermind...) Hilarious bit!
Wow, where did you get a picture of the 6' Graffix Skull bong we used back in college? Man, you can find ANYTHING on the internet!LMAO I really have no idea how Dennis knew that my alias was Mortan Zuckerman; I should really look into tightening my privacy settings! Funny stuff, bro.~H