I wish I was the one kick'n Phipson down the escalator ;)

Heh heh... Funny!!

Excellent story! Congratulations on MOTD=)

Congrats on MOTD Mr. Kelso!

Nice build...I bet your severed head was worth at least $0.02 towards a bottle of Nighttrain to a subway vagabond.

COOLER THAN COOL IDK WHAT TO SAY

So being Lazy DOSE PAY OFF!

Haha i love it. you drove Sean to drink lol :D

Some nice stuff there to be sure. Lee.

HAHAHA, very funny and some great photo editing! Add this to the Innuendoers group...it fits right in

Hahahahahahahahahahaha - so much lmao! My favorite was the ironic comment by Phipson abot there not being any cops around. BTW, is the handrail just sitting there at a slant, or is is attached to something? Wow - the Americanski subways are sure different from the Metro back in my native Russia. Our subways are clean, well-lit, secure, and don't have passed-out drunks/gangbangers/drug-dealers/graffiti on the walls/hobos relieving themselves on your shoes.

I don't think I'll ever be able to go to Subway again without thinking of this. Thanks a lot, Mark.

Very nice Mr. Kelso! I'm having a problem on my MOC's. The rating won't show 1 "I like it" until 2 people like it. Do you know what's going on?

Congrats on wining a new contest!!! P.S. You will now be in a comic called the days of life!!!!!

Funny as heck... trust me. Good work Mark.

Haha Fantastic! This is a little edgier than Lego's own comics but still has that Lego Magazine comic book feel to it which not many people can incorporate. Glad you posted! :D

I don't know, really... It's just I'm thinking you went right through the bottom of the barrel. ~Ryan

Wow, great job! Very funny!

Haha. Top notch build with some top notch smack talk. Funny stuff. Love the lighting as well!

Judging by the comment, I'm guessing C.J.'s parents are cousins? ANYWAY, this is top notch, grade A certified awesomeness! The funny part is, we drove Sean to drink in the first MONTH! But at least you finally figured out where he's been hiding. Have fun on your vacation and I'll see you in TWO WEEKS! (why does that sound like a threat? hahaha) ~ Chris.

As always a very enjoyable build. Look forward to the rest of the project.

Nice work, a subway added to this would have been nice, but you have ever other detail possible so it balances.

Pretty silly. Nice fall. Made me laugh. see ya. garth

Cool! Some very funny moments for some really.....funny people. Great work! Keep building ! -Anthony Dunne

Funny, high quality MOC you made here, fantastic job as usual.

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That was hilarious! The Jar-Jar graffiti was the best. Not to mention some mighty fine building as well. -Drew

Wow! I really like this, it is so cool! Nice job on making such a funny MOC that you didn't even do all of! I wish that I could go to Brickworld and see this in person.

HAHAHA, very funny and some great photo editing!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Very funny Mark xD

Great job Mark! I wish I could say that I planned having your build at the bottom but I didn't. I'm really looking forward to seeing the whole project come together in a couple of weeks! I still have to finish my part of it! I've got 5 stories done and 2 more to go. See you soon!-George

Great moc and well I'll see you at brick world soon.

Funny stuff, Buddy!! It came out really nice...true as heck to the original. Weesaa gonna have a fine exhibit! (and don't tease Chris about the doughnuts...we're not sure he's completely recovered from the "Look at the size of those sprinkles!!" incident yet.) A couple weeks and a couple days to go!

Hahaha, it is Good to someone else besides me Making fun of Phimpson for being a Police officer, don't you think you are being mean to The Man like that? BTW, The Man is Sean Kenney. -Matt Shack

Nice one Mark. I have to say, people who can mock themselves and still remain saine are by far the funniest - I just hope you are still saine... PS. Did SeanK reply to your e-mails??

Nice one Mark. I have to say, people who can mock themselves and still remain saine are by far the funniest - I just hope you are still saine... PS. Did SeanK reply to your e-mails??

You did a really nice job here, Mr. Goldman.

LMAO excellent build! Great details on that subway. Can't say I've ever actually been in one, but from the images I've seen they seem pretty filthy. I think you've captured that essence very well by having Phipson escort you down there.

I could write a whole page with "lol", but to respect my own dignity of AFOL, I would just say that once again, your ability to create hilarious story AND brillant build/pics/edit is amazing. However, if you could know what is related to the letter "X" in french, you would laugh out loud too ;-) Fantastic work !

Great moc, love the story and the subway detailing is fantastic. Just wish I could see it in the flesh but I live in England, so no brickworld for me. boo ho

Haha, funny build and as always I love motion blur. And since when has Mr. Kenny been drunk? Those could have been root beers.. ~Waff

I wanna go sooo badly! nice builds and great humor as usual, Mr. Kelso.

I wanna go sooo badly! nice builds and great humor as usual, Mr. Kelso.

Can't wait to see how the whole thing comes together!

WA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!! that is hilarious! 5 thumbs up!

WA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!! that is hilarious! 5 thumbs up!

Some hilarious stuff.

Even when doing an abridged version, you still manage to pack a moc with an awesome amount of humor! Also, I'll have to say, that's the first phonebooth I've seen in a year =P

LOL!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

XD, that was pretty funny, i found how you pictured sean kenny's life the funniest. the subway background is great too, excellent job as usual.

Too funny! Nice action sequence. How about a rat attack? Gotta have rats.

XD, that was pretty funny, i found how you pictured sean kenny's life the funniest. the subway background is great too, excellent job as usual.

You know, you should limit yourself to just one talent, building or writing. It's just not fair that you can build such fabulous surroundings only to follow it up with gut-busting writing; and that was the 'abridged' version! The subway looks fantastic with all it's little details; the phone booth, fire extinguisher, piping, it's all awesome. I really wish I could see first hand this little project that Mr. Kemper has you all slaving away on, so far everything looks great.~H

Haha - really great! The graffiti tag is the best and Sean Kenney, indeed! Did you get my e-mail?! - Kevin