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Three Things that should Never Go Together
DISASSEMBLED. You can only pick two!
About this creation
A little while ago in a Panera Bread far, far away...


Cashier: "Welcome to Panera Bread. What can I get you today?"



Customer: "I'll have the You-Pick-Two."



Cashier: "Your choices are soup, half salad, and half sandwich."


Customer: "Ok, I'll have the half sandwich."


Cashier: "Ok."


Customer: "And the soup."


Cashier: "Ok. Will that be..."


Customer: "And the half salad."




Cashier: "Sir, you can't have all three together in a You-Pick-Two."


Customer: "Why not?"


Cashier: "You can only pick two! That's why it's called You-Pick-Two! You picked three!"


Customer: "What's wrong with that?"


Cashier: "YOU CAN ONLY PICK TWO! IS IT THAT DAMN HARD TO PICK ONLY TWO?!"


Customer: "Settle down and get me my damn order."




Cashier: "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"


Customer: "OH CRAP!"


The end!


Moral of the story: All three items in Panera Bread's You-Pick-Two should never go together. Thanks for viewing.

Built for The Mob Rules Round 2.



Comments

 I like it 
  September 16, 2010
Gee, is this one of your worst MOCs? It's better than my best vigs!
Nick Brick
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Justin BG
  June 26, 2010
1/2 + 1/2 +1 =2 That means I get all of those! OMG math can be usefull!
Nick Brick
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Gondabuggan Draconfell the gnome arcanist
  June 23, 2010
I just have to try that! lol, very good job!
 I like it 
  June 18, 2010
This is funny :)
Nick Brick
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Pony Lord7
  June 8, 2010
I'm doing this next time I go there for sure.
 I like it 
  June 8, 2010
I like :) Very funny.
 I like it 
  June 8, 2010
HAHAHA! Maybe I should try this at my local Panera sometime. Of course they'd probably throw my arse out the front door, but... Anyway, good laugh and good build. Nice job.
 I like it 
  June 8, 2010
Cute little build. Fun story (anyone in customer service knows the feeling this cashier is experiencing!). Good job!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
Clever take on a tough category. I thought the building quality was super. The story ending left me a bit unsatisfied, but a quick glance back through the pictures mollified me...This is a very nice little scene.
 I made it 
  June 7, 2010
Quoting Dr. HappyBaboon , PhD Hey! The half-salad and the half-sandwich should only count as one! I mean, they're only a half a thing each!
That's what I thought but apparently it isn't!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
Hey! The half-salad and the half-sandwich should only count as one! I mean, they're only a half a thing each!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
Meh, I didn't think the cashier would go mentally insane after having a short argument, but it's still very funny. ~Ryan
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
Hilarious!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
lol XD
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
If you order all three, then it ceases to be the You Pick 2? I don't get it. LOL Funny take on the category, good luck with your group mates.~H
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
This Public Service Announcement brought to you by Panera Bread©. (Homicidal cashier exaggerated for effect.)
 I like it 
  June 6, 2010
Great laughs! I run into this situation at ToGo's every friggin week!
 I like it 
  June 6, 2010
I know right? I totally want all three when I order that!... ok, not so much on the salad, but at least give me the whole sandwich! ~ Chris.
 
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