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It's a hard-knock life...
As a member of the Mr. Bones Biker Gang, re-dubbed The School of Hard Knocks, I was supposed to make my own bitchin' chopper. Time has not been on my side and so I payed the price...
About this creation
The School of Hard Knocks


Hilarious...


So, as much as I love a good joke at my expense, I felt I'd better MAKE some time and put together a set of wheels with an engine, instead of peddling my ass off!

The Sig'HardKnocks'Hansi Custom Chopper


Complete with hookah...


You may be asking 'What's the monkey for?' As you can see, he handles my pot.


Man, what a sweet ass! Just another monkey on my back...


The side bag comes in handy for contra-ban storage.


Come on monkey, let's cruise for some lot-lizards!


And coming soon...

'The Initiation'








Fourth Dimension Commentary: Since it took me sooo long to post a bike, I'm destined to end up on a bicycle for Heath's BrickWorld display; it's just too funny. As for the 'coming soon', my 1 year is coming up in August, so my big build will be the Hard Knocks Hideout, if work cooperates that is! I just today purchased a massive box of LEGO off of a kid who had 'grown' out of them and acquired some truly great stuff that will make the build a blast. Hope you got some chuckles and join me in never 'growing' out of it. Keep on brickin' on~H




Comments

 I like it 
  August 26, 2012
A brilliant, humorous bit of building, with some nice techniques to attach the side-car. Thinking about the first photo, personally I use an electric shaver to keep the fuzz off my ass...
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  April 22, 2011
hey hans is there any other way i could make either of ur sig figs since i dont have 90% of those peices?
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  October 8, 2010
"It's a hard rock life, for us. It's a hard rock life, for us. It's a hard rock life!" Are you a metal head too?
  September 1, 2010
man,this is so cool! here in quebec, the stuff, is quite popular,i used to take care of gardening,and now still enjoy some green air! i find it inspiring,you have a nice side car! your monkey seems to be your trademark or something,very funny! looks good with the bike,initiation? oh,oh! can t wait to see that! the plate is a very nice touch!
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  August 9, 2010
Very nice, I loved the bicycle bit :). Thanks for the comment!
  August 1, 2010
Congratulations, you've been featured in this MOC: http://www.new.mocpages.com/moc.php/217487 -- check it out if you want to.
 I like it 
  July 31, 2010
HAHAHAHA! Great bike, and even greater humour!
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  July 8, 2010
Well, now I am only a month behind in catching up on my commenting. I will have to go dig through my parts and see if I can recreate your fig. In other words, consider yourself added. Lee.
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  July 3, 2010
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I just got back from vacation, and I see this!?!?! Can't I just send some unfortunate soul to take the bullet for me? This is not right.
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  June 20, 2010
Quoting Marc R. what is Shifu going to do with that fish? It somehow scares me most! ;-P ~Marc
Then you have the right idea...Hahaha!~H
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  June 20, 2010
Funny creation, it is always good to see someone being capable of laughing about himself! If I want to become part of the gang and pass the initiation, what is Shifu going to do with that fish? It somehow scares me most! ;-P ~Marc
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  June 20, 2010
From the whole gang I like the 'features' on yours the best, although I guess the showroom didn't offer them as optional extras. Looking forward to the hideout.
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  June 16, 2010
Haha! Some 10 years ago me and some friends did the tour of the lake Garda in scooters (3 days). Except one, who came in a moutain bike. That was so funny! He was always clenched to someone's scooter!
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  June 13, 2010
Cool,the bike design is really awesome~NN
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  June 12, 2010
Haha! That's a bad axe hog! Much better than your last ride. lmao
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  June 9, 2010
Some nice little details Hans, a fun little entry...
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  June 9, 2010
Quoting Corey Keeney is that oregon license plate custom made?
Yes, it was purchased at Heather and Alex's online store, http://www.slickbricks.com. Their store is down until after BrickWorld, but they make great stuff, so check them out.~H
 I like it 
  June 8, 2010
Hahahaha!!!! Brilliant! I love the monkey holding your pot. You have the coolest biker outfit! Gotta get me some more gang-fits... Space police aliens are good for that. Oh, I was bidding on your head the other day but just missed out! But there is another one selling this week. Soon I will have you in my clutches, soon my pretty, soon... Mwuhahahahahaha!!!!
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  June 8, 2010
is that oregon license plate custom made?
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  June 8, 2010
Like the bike, but can't wait for the initiation!
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  June 8, 2010
That pot joke made my night! &^D
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  June 8, 2010
Haha! I got a kick out of the pot joke. =)
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  June 7, 2010
Quoting Phippy ... Nice try hiding the "stuff" there. Maybe someday I'll teach you were to REALLY hide it. ...
Two words: loose pants.
Quoting Mister Bones ... all choppers should have a monkey!
... and a sauce pan! I need a sauce pan!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
A hundred? That's it? pfft... don't insult me. HAHAHA Great bike man, but I think you may end up with the peddle version at BW. Nice try hiding the "stuff" there. Maybe someday I'll teach you were to REALLY hide it. ~ Chris.
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  June 7, 2010
LMFAO Oh man that is too funny!!!! Not sure if I should throw this together or leave the pedal bike as is.....LOL You already know the answer! :P
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  June 7, 2010
You can bring your hookah bike down my way anytime. Nice little build, man.
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  June 7, 2010
Hey! On the bike, that's my cousin George! Or my uncle Steven! Or, or, I don't know... Oh well, any MOC with a monkey on it is a good MOC in my book. LOL, keep on brickin', man!
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
Hey! On the bike, that's my cousin George! Or my uncle Steven! Or, or, I don't know... Oh well, any MOC with a monkey on it is a good MOC in my book. LOL, keep on brickin', man!
 I made it 
  June 7, 2010
Quoting Matt David Hookah? You really are from Oregon.
The State of Jefferson, to be exact. NorCal/SoOre, Humboldt to Roseburg; we've got our own little 'Green Triangle' going on. Your just jealous! ;^)~H
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  June 7, 2010
Hookah? You really are from Oregon.
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  June 7, 2010
Quoting Mister Bones HAHAHAHA! The bike....Oh man.....too funny. Love that chopper yu made, all choppers should have a monkey!
True dat! Plus, I finally have the proper Mr. Bones head! Yeah for me!~H
 I like it 
  June 7, 2010
HAHAHAHA! The bike....Oh man.....too funny. Love that chopper yu made, all choppers should have a monkey!
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  June 7, 2010
Cool bike. Nice to have a monkey to handle your "cooking gear". That's a scarey group there. Thanks for the laugh. see ya. garth
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  June 7, 2010
hahaha! Thats awsome! Great job. =D
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  June 7, 2010
BWAHAHAHAHA! The bong chopper is just as hilarious as the pedal pusher. I could just imagine the moto running out of gas but Hansi still running high! Unless the monkey got dibs ...
 
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