Good day Ladies and gentlemen, we thought we would pop in and explain why Dem Bones has been so quiet of late. It seems Mister Bones actually left and did not tell anyone. SigBooner is running the shop for awhile, so in Bones’ absence we decided to check into something Grandpa Bones brought up. Grandpa Bones, being older than dirt, knows his history. He has informed us that it is possible that Mister Bones’ numerous trips back in time in the History 101 series could be altering the timeline. Mister Bones said that was foolish and refused to investigate the matter, well he actually said something different, but the censors would not allow us to repeat it. So, since he is gone, we are going to do it ourselves! Now, travel back with Probe I-Loov69 to 30,000 years ago as he investigates the past.
About this creation
SigBooner: “Hello there! SigBooner and Grandpa Bones here. Today we are going to send one of Grandpa Bones’ probes back in time to ensure that the historical timeline is still intact.”
Grandpa Bones: “That’s right. That crazy Mister Bones is always screwing something up!”
SigBooner: “Um, yes, well as I was…”
Grandpa Bones: “What the Hell is a “SigBooner” anyway?”
SigBooner: “I am Mister Bones’ Twin, but alive, and the SigFigure of the Dem Bones President.”
Grandpa Bones: “The President? That idiot in the Road Trip series? HAHAHAHA, sucks to be you boyo!”
SigBooner: “Moving on.”
SigBooner: “Ah, here is the probe now, bringing in a monitor so we can view the past from the probes perspective.”
Grandpa Bones: “Just set the TV thingy down over there I-Loov. This is my probe, I-Loov69, designed him meself I did!”
SigBooner: “This probe will…wait, did you name a PROBE I-Loov69? Seriously?”
Grandpa Bones: “What’s wrong with that? You some kind of prude boy? Everybody loves 69!”
SigBooner: “All right then, moving on…again. Grandpa is getting the camera helmet for the probe, so I will explain how we are going to do this. The probe will go back to the time of early man, Neanderthals to be exact, and view them from a seclude spot so as not to be seen.”
Grandpa Bones: “He has a cloaking device you twit!”
SigBooner: “You are a crotchety old man, you know that?”
Grandpa Bones: “I got a crotch for you prude boy.”
SigBooner: “Whatever, Grandpa and I will then see what the probe sees on this monitor, that is as soon as we get it off of the NASA channel.”
SigBooner: “While Grandpa finishes programming the probe, I will set the time machine.”
Grandpa Bones: “He’s all set!”
SigBooner: “Excellent, the time machine is warming up, good luck I-loov69.”
Grandpa Bones: “Everybody loves 69!”
SigBooner: “The time machine is warmed up, let’s move over to the monitor.”
Grandpa Bones: “Damn NASA channel is still on!”
SigBooner: “Let me adjust it so we can get I-loov69.”
Grandpa Bones: “Everybody loves 69! Hehehe, That never gets old!”
SigBooner: “Unlike you, you old coot.”
Grandpa Bones: “What? Speak up damn it! I’m old!”
SigBooner: All seems as it should here, a pair of Neanderthals are heading back to their camp after a day’s hunting.
Ugh: “Day hunt not good. No meat.”
Oo-haha: “That ‘cause you bad shot.”
Ugh: “Not bad shot, spear no work right, is crooked!”
Oo-haha: “Your eyesight crooked.”
SigBooner: Here we see their camp, with a small fire for cooking, a stream with fresh water and some trees for shade. Shade? It is supposed to be the ice age.
Ugla: “You back, where meat?”
Oo-haha: “Ugh miss….again.”
Ugh: “Ugh not miss, spear crooked!”
SigBooner: “Um, are they speaking English?.”
Grandpa Bones: “Yup. I Told you Bones screwed something up! What happened to the gol durned Ice Age?”
Ugla: “We need meat!”
Oo-haha: “I go back out, will take Rover, him hunt good.”
Ugh: “You want help?”
Oo-haha: “Not your kind help! You suck at hunt.”
SigBooner: Well, their language seems a bit more advanced than we would have expected and the lack of an Ice Age is worrisome, but otherwise all seems as it should, no advanced weaponry or science. Appears they still have not figured out personal hygiene or eyebrow tweezers either.
Oo-haha: “Here Rover, come on boy, we go hunt! I wear hat, sun hot, no want skin cancer on pretty face.”
Ugla: “Here, take big club, also take whip, sometime Rover get grumpy! Oh, be quiet, here he come.”
SigBooner: Oh sweet mother of Daffy Duck! That looks like some weird horned T-Rex! Dinosaurs should be extinct! They died off long before man evolved! This bodes ill for the timeline methinks!
Rover: “ROAR!!!!”
Oo-haha: “Come on boy, let’s go!!”
SigBooner: “Oh crap. That is the hat and whip Bones lost in the first episode! We better get the probe back here, I think we have seen enough!
Ugla: “Ugh, you go and pick berries to go with meat. You no good for hunt, you should have been born woman.”
Ugh: “Stupid spear crooked!”
SigBooner: Seems the stereotypes about women have not evolved as yet either.
As the probe returns, we see the cavemen going on about their day. What other issues has Mister Bones’ trips back in time created?
SigBooner: “Oh crap! There are dinosaurs with cavemen, modern articles in the past, no Ice Age. This is probably how that whole Lego Time Cruiser travesty happened, or worse..Galidor! How are we going to fix this?.”
Grandpa Bones: “Stop worrying prude boy. There are only three cavemen, when they die, the memory goes with them and the hat and whip will decompose as well. Let’s go get a drink, that damn NASA channel came on again.”
SigBooner: “Fine. Do you drink I-Loov69?”
I-Loov69: “Everybody loves 69, beep-boop.”
Grandpa Bones: “HAHAHA, ain’t that the truth!”
Cavemen “Bye-Bye MOC Page peoples!”
Hmmm, apparently, they did see the probe…oops.
Dem Notes: New series? No. This has been sitting on my computer for a few months; I just did not have the desire to work on it. Thought I would post it now as I have no idea when I will get time to post anything again. For those of you who do not deny factual archeological evidence, here is a link to learn more about cavemen. For those of you who do not believe in the evolution of man, um..disregard this statement!
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October 15, 2011 |
Hahaha!You should make a Grampa Bones series!...Although,it would probably involve lots of dirty shi-um...naughty stuff. |
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R.E.D. Code January 28, 2011 |
Cool! |
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January 28, 2011 |
Quoting E.K.O .
Congrats on MOTD, nice build.
Thank you Sir, but this was not MOTD, it was Ep 3. Anyway, thanks again! |
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January 28, 2011 |
Congrats on MOTD, nice build. |
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January 28, 2011 |
Quoting Deus The Risen
Meh, timetravel is absolutely safe. There is zero scientifical possibility for altering history.
HAHAHAHAHA! I need to get back to this series at some point.....maybe |
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January 28, 2011 |
Meh, timetravel is absolutely safe. There is zero scientifical possibility for altering history. |
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September 10, 2010 |
Excellent stuff. This is pretty much ready to be a Futurama episode, if it hasn't been already.
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August 31, 2010 |
Quoting Timmy Kid
Oh. I think the recent bad LEGO Series is LEGO Kingdoms.
Oh yeah, that is another bad one. |
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Oh. I think the recent bad LEGO Series is LEGO Kingdoms. |
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August 31, 2010 |
Quoting Timmy Kid
Umm... what's Galidor? I don't even wanna know.
Galidor was an old Lego series that was, well, really bad. Google it TK. |
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Umm... what's Galidor? I don't even wanna know. |
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August 31, 2010 |
Quoting Lee Jones
Your Lego is touching dirt - I am not sure what to say. Lee.
True, but I did clean it afterwards. |
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August 20, 2010 |
Your Lego is touching dirt - I am not sure what to say. Lee. |
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August 3, 2010 |
Hehehe, that is pretty funny. I like the cavemen |
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July 26, 2010 |
Quoting Aidan Bryant
Hey Bones, I just read this, and its great, I am about to post a Moc I just finished, and it would actually fit nicely with the idea created here. If you don't mind could I use the story here as one way of explaining my Moc, if not thats ok too.
Go ahead, glad to be of assistance. |
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July 25, 2010 |
Hey Bones, I just read this, and its great, I am about to post a Moc I just finished, and it would actually fit nicely with the idea created here. If you don't mind could I use the story here as one way of explaining my Moc, if not thats ok too. |
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July 16, 2010 |
HAHA! Wow. Quite random, indeed. In business school we had a name for that: Opportunistic Inventory Refinement. Some of the parts look kind of cool though. |
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July 16, 2010 |
Time Twisters? Was that some weird thing LEGO did before my time or something? |
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July 16, 2010 |
Quoting Leda Kat
Hahaha!!! This is really funny! I love the way the cavemen speak. The campsite with the little fire is cute. Excellent idea showing us what has been messed up (never mess with time!) and I'm pleased there is finally an explanation to the randomness of the "Time Twisters" sets...
That Time Twisters line was just...bizare, like Lego was trying to get rid of old pieces.
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July 11, 2010 |
Once again a funny Moc from you, sir! Nice sets and Grandpa Bones is awesome! I have featured you once(again) again in one of my Mocs. Here is its HTML http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/213157 |
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July 10, 2010 |
Ha, gave me a good laugh. A nice little MOC. Could you check out my newest creation? thanks |
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I just wanted to let you know I posted my 1 year anniversary MOC! |
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July 8, 2010 |
Ugh. |
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July 8, 2010 |
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July 8, 2010 |
Quoting C J
ha nice where did you get that robot? good funny moc
As kid Tim implied, Lego.com can inform you better of the collectible minifigs, but he was one of the series 1 collectibles, as are the cavemen. |
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July 8, 2010 |
Quoting Matthew Novosad
Hehehehe. Good one Bones! Does that have anything to do with the song "Summer of '69" (wow, I'm the first to mention it!?!)? BTW Mr. Bones, would you mind if I made a MOC called "How Bones became Bones"?
As always, go ahead, I would love to see it! |
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July 8, 2010 |
Quoting MOODSWIM !
HAHAHAA! 69! This is great. I'd love to see a whole series where Sigbooner investigates historical mess-ups be Bonesy. Classic stuff.
Not a bad idea...if time permits, who knows? |
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July 4, 2010 |
Nice creation! DANG THAT BONES! Lol.
Note @ C J:
When was the last time you checked out Lego.com? |
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July 3, 2010 |
ha nice where did you get that robot? good funny moc
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Aaron The Azure Knight . July 1, 2010 |
This is really funny. What happened to Spooky Bones? Did he drop off the Earth? |
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July 1, 2010 |
Hehehehe. Good one Bones! Does that have anything to do with the song "Summer of '69" (wow, I'm the first to mention it!?!)? BTW Mr. Bones, would you mind if I made a MOC called "How Bones became Bones"? |
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July 1, 2010 |
HAHAHAA! 69! This is great. I'd love to see a whole series where Sigbooner investigates historical mess-ups be Bonesy. Classic stuff. |
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July 1, 2010 |
“Not your kind help! You suck at hunt.” lol |
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July 1, 2010 |
Oh, That guy. Now I remember, he was funny, and I do recall the skit, funny stuff |
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July 1, 2010 |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting El Barto !
Funny stuff! Do you remember Phil Hartman's SNL skit Caveman Lawyer? Maybe one of these guys can travel ahead in time with '69, maybe get a few Legos, set up a table at Brick World... Nope, I have not watched SNL since they had Dana Carvey on....yeah.....I don't watch much TV |
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July 1, 2010 |
Funny stuff! Do you remember Phil Hartman's SNL skit Caveman Lawyer? Maybe one of these guys can travel ahead in time with '69, maybe get a few Legos, set up a table at Brick World... |
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July 1, 2010 |
Thanks again everyone. Bones would be so proud...no, he will probably kick SigBooner's arse when he sees this. |
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July 1, 2010 |
ha ha ha! you did a great job here, I'll have to check out more of your stuff. |
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July 1, 2010 |
ha ha ha! you did a great job here, I'll have to check out more of your stuff. |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting Grandpa “I got a crotch for you prude boy.” No comment. Funny moc though, me thinks they should invent the sledge hammer now. ~Waff |
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July 1, 2010 |
This is very interesting... the humor is really good. |
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July 1, 2010 |
Haha! You should invite me and Bob over to Mister Bones' house when it's done! |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting Aaron The Azure Knight .
This is really funny. What happened to Spooky Bones? Did he drop off the Earth?
Ah, very good question! No he did not, but I am building Mister Bones a house and placed Spooky in what will be his bedroom and then forgot him! I found him still in the bedroom yesterday, so do not fear, he shall return soon in a second Jacked Up Fairy Tale. |
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July 1, 2010 |
Hahahaha! Funny stuff! |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting Hans Dendauw
I would NEVER accuse Dem Bones Studios of originality! But, luckily they make up for it with charm! @Swash, I feel your pain. If you don't have a LEGO store or a Toys R Us, I don't know where you can get them. We have one TRU and they have had a total of (2) boxes in the last month, the first sold out in hours and the second, two weeks later, was 2/3 gone by the time I could get there. I got a Cheerleader, nurse, caveman and ninja, all by feel. That was two weeks ago and no more since. Even LEGO.com is sold out...~H
I do not have a bricklink store. I do not sell, I BUY!!! You got a cheerleader by feel huh? OK. The only duplicate I did not really want was the diver, I would be happy to discuss this in the innuendo group. |
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Bones, do you have a BrickLink Store? Do you want to unload any figs? E-mail me tigmon74@yahoo.com ~H |
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July 1, 2010 |
I would NEVER accuse Dem Bones Studios of originality! But, luckily they make up for it with charm! @Swash, I feel your pain. If you don't have a LEGO store or a Toys R Us, I don't know where you can get them. We have one TRU and they have had a total of (2) boxes in the last month, the first sold out in hours and the second, two weeks later, was 2/3 gone by the time I could get there. I got a Cheerleader, nurse, caveman and ninja, all by feel. That was two weeks ago and no more since. Even LEGO.com is sold out...~H |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting swash buckler
Great- you seem to have great new minifigs where do you get them... they aren't in shops here... at least i haven't seen any...
Unfortunately, I had to buy them at Toys R Rip off. Purchased about 30-35 of them, have the whole set with some duplicates. |
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July 1, 2010 |
Just love the way you blended the outdoors with the Moc, using some green trees ,to blend with the real green leaves about, the undershrubs and bark really set the thing off. |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting Chris Phipson
Since Hans took the "flux capacitor" joke, I'll go this way. Caveman: "Spear crooked. Need to talk to Dr. Jonestone to get it straightened. Big date tonight." Nice work Bones! ~ Chris.
Was that Bill Clinton's doctor? Oh my..... |
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July 1, 2010 |
Great- you seem to have great new minifigs where do you get them... they aren't in shops here... at least i haven't seen any... |
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July 1, 2010 |
Quoting Hans Dendauw
'Great Scott, Marty! Fire up the flux-capacitor! We've altered the space time continuum!' Er, I mean, nice original storyline! LMAO~H
Did you accuse us of being original? HOW DARE YOU SIR!! HAHAHAHA |
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July 1, 2010 |
I love it. So easy even a caveman could do it. Along as his spear is straight. Sounds like a personal problem lol. |
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July 1, 2010 |
nice, i like the natural backdrop, and the joke about galidor made me chuckle. i almost laughed out loud, but it's 1 in the morning here, and i don't want to wake everyone up. also, i love that screen piece, i got two of them from bricklink a few weeks ago, and i'm just dying to use them on something, they're SO cool! |
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June 30, 2010 |
Nice work! I love how you took the pictures outside. Brilliant Idea!~CB |
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June 30, 2010 |
Since Hans took the "flux capacitor" joke, I'll go this way. Caveman: "Spear crooked. Need to talk to Dr. Jonestone to get it straightened. Big date tonight." Nice work Bones! ~ Chris. |
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June 30, 2010 |
'Great Scott, Marty! Fire up the flux-capacitor! We've altered the space time continuum!' Er, I mean, nice original storyline! LMAO~H |
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June 30, 2010 |
Haha, that's pretty messed up. |
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June 30, 2010 |
I agree with the Caveman: The spear is crooked. ~Ryan |
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June 30, 2010 |
Funny,yet gross.The whole MOC looks good. |
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June 30, 2010 |
Nicely done, i really got to get some of those minifigures, great caveman scene |
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June 30, 2010 |
Like how you put it outside. Great funny MOC!
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June 30, 2010 |
I am glad you under stand me. |
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June 30, 2010 |
Quoting Matt Shack
I meant Bible.
I know, I was messin with you! Cheers! |
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June 30, 2010 |
No ice age?!?!?! How did they keep their beer cold?! |
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June 30, 2010 |
Quoting Matt Shack
it looks like the Bilbe was right.
What, pray tell, is a "bilbe"? |
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June 30, 2010 |
it looks like the Bilbe was right. |
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June 30, 2010 |
it looks like the Bilbe was right. |
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June 30, 2010 |
LOL very good, love the twist on time but be careful it can get very confusing. :) |
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June 30, 2010 |
Not as fun as some of the other chapters, but I love those shots of the LEGO jungle inside the real vegetation. Brilliant. |
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June 30, 2010 |
Thank you all for the nice comments, glad this gave you all a chuckle. |
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June 30, 2010 |
Galidor?! AHHH!!! *ahem* Very funny and clever adventure here. Nice work! |
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June 30, 2010 |
excellent idea for a story, definitely a cool twist on the series. |
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June 30, 2010 |
I could have sworn Tarzan was coaching them caveman to speak from the background. Maybe he was getting it on with metallic probe over there. Oh well. "Crooked spear good if point left." XD |
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June 30, 2010 |
All disturbing images of robotic probes performing mutual oral favors on each other aside, pretty funny MOC. I'm going to go throw up now. |
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June 30, 2010 |
Boy, I can't wait for time travel. I want to live in an uncertain future I don't know change. Oh, maybe it's already happened. One can hope. See ya. garth |
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June 30, 2010 |
Nice one Bonesy. This is hilarious! The whole thing itself is pretty sweet. I think this deserves a definant 5 star rating. Great job! |
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June 30, 2010 |
Hahaha!!! This is really funny! I love the way the cavemen speak. The campsite with the little fire is cute. Excellent idea showing us what has been messed up (never mess with time!) and I'm pleased there is finally an explanation to the randomness of the "Time Twisters" sets... |
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