The final round of The Mob Rules! Like every other round, i was having trouble coming up with ideas for the category "There can only be one...". Anyway, i figured that sabotage was the best way to ensure that there is only one winner. Please TRY to enjoy... (it might be really hard to but try)
About this creation
It was Wednesday,July,14 and i slept in till ten, as usual...
My alarm was set to wake me up at ten so i could work on my entry for the Mob Rules. When the alarm went off, it was ridiculously loud for some reason. I nearly had a heart attack as i fell out of bed and slammed my head against the dresser.
When i came to, i noticed that i needed a fresh pair of undies. I waddled to the washroom and stepped down on an extremely sharp object. It was the rustiest nail i had ever seen!
I drove over to the nearest hospital to get a tetanus shot.
"Alright! Off with the pants and bend over! This won't hurt a bit!" He said, as he flicked a large needle.
With my sore bottom, i drove back home to check the mail. I was expecting a large order from Lego.
Suddenly, a HUGE dog with a foaming mouth bit me right on the ass!
Back to the hospital!
"So you got bitten on the behind by a chihuahua with rabies?"
"Nurse! Could you bring me the rabies vaccine please!"
"Here you go doctor."
"Well, Mr.Corlett... You know the drill..."
i went back home to go to the washroom (since i hadn't gone since last night).
When out of nowhere, a ghost popped out in front of me! I'm pretty sure i did have a heart attack this time...
After a quick ambulance ride, i found myself back in the hospital.
Doctor:"You again? Are you sure there isn't anyone out to get you?"
I thought to myself as the nurse walked in to the room, "oh well... at least the nurse is hot..."
When i got home i realized that the doctor might be right. So, i decided to take a trip to Shannon Young's house...
As i thought about how Shannon is probably sabotaging everything so i can't get an entry in on time, i blew a tire...
By this point, i was beginning to think that this day couldn't get any worse. I threw on the spare tire in the trunk and continued on to Shannon's house.
When i got there his mother answered the door and told me that he was in the basement playing with his new Legos. She showed me to the stairs and i went down into the damp, dark basement...
After climbing down a million or so steps, i walked into a room covered in some of the nerdiest things i've ever seen. I walked up to the table and began questioning the Lego lord.
" Are you trying to stop me from building my entry? I've had two needles, almost two heart attacks and a flat tire today and i think your behind it!"
"Are you kidding me?! That's not my style... i only stole all of your Lego. You must have the worst luck ever!"
"all the other competitors on the other hand, i DID sabotage! Mwahahahaha!"
Northern Notes: First of all, i was going to make my opponents the Saboteurs but i didn't have the parts to build you guys. I did however, have the parts for Shannon. So he's the bad guy this time.
Second, If i offended you Shannon, i am sorry... Really i am...
Third. Siggy Jason and I are going on a four day camping trip next Thursday. I'm sure we'll have oodles of fun! There will be plenty of photos to show you guys when i get back... There will most likely be a lot of other photos that i will not be showing you. Trust me. I don't think you want to see them...
I was wondering where my skin was when I woke up this morning. I didn't realize it was Shannon who had it in for us - I would have thought it was my fellow competitors! Funny stuff here. Great idea with the rubber band-pants.