Well, MOCpages, I'm officially not a n00b. That's right! I'm a "MOCpages veteran", so to say. And while Sig Clay Figgy is gone for good, Sig Klay Figgy is going to speak on his behalf.
About this creation
*snore* Not my fault...conspiracy... Huh? What?
Oh, hello, there. I'm Sig Klay Figgy. And according to my warden, Jimmy, my creator, Clay, commonly known as Klay, has been on MOCpages for one year. Sig Clay Figgy originally was going to do this, but he is MIA since creator's trip to New York. Dumb non-plastic. I was told I couldn't do this, since I'm in the slammer, but due to the "accident", I get to. Yay?
Since I was sent to jail for *inaudible mumbling*, I've been sitting here in the Klay City prison for a few months. That's why I didn't go with them to New York. So, I've been told to show the progress Klay's made. Starting with his first creation posted on MOCpages.
It's a Space Assassin thing. It's a cool minifig, not as cool as me, but kinda cool.
Next is his first MOC. Wow. Sad. Rainbow, Star Wars, and ugly? I'm surprised he hasn't been run of MOCpages yet.
Now this is pretty awesome. It's Klay's favorite MOC, Reaper-class Darx Airspeeder. Niiiice.
This is his most recent MOC, Coats. I'm sorry, I read that wrong, it's Coast. Pretty nice, but not THAT much progress.
Here's a preview of his next MOC, "Sig Clay Figgy: Adventures in NYC". Sig Clay Figgy was never heard from again. That concludes our show. Thanks.
LET ME OUT! I KILL YA! I KILL YA ALL!
Huh? Oh, you're still here? Uh...bye... Okay, bye. Baiiii! Seriously leave. Leave or be killed. Seriously. That's it! HIIIYAH!
Fourth *inaudible mumbling* commentary: Yes, it's true. Sig Clay Figgy was lost in New York. Sad. It's also true that I recently celebrated my one year anniversary on MOCpages. And it's ALSO true that Sig Klay Figgy killed the camera man. Oops. Anyway, thanks for commenting on my stuff, convincing me not to leave, and all the other stuff you guys did for me. Here's to another year.