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JD - MOC Olympics R1 - “SPAM!”
Note to readers: This entire is for fun and is not to be taken seriously. Caution: Strong language, parental supervision is required.
About this creation
MOC Olympics


Reporter: Hi, you are live with Catherine Brick for Internet Lego News. Not that long ago police received dozens of calls from neighbors complaining about yelling from other houses. These calls are part of a new wave of online crime.


Reporter: As you can see, due to the increased amount of calls, the police force is stretched thin. The force has called up junior officers to help.


Reporter: Also standing by are city sanitation workers.


Reporter: This new online crime is terrorizing all MOCcers. This new ‘Spam’ is incredibly dangerous and is responsible for the loss of one of the community’s most treasured builders, Keith Goldman.


Reporter: This new Spam, codenamed ‘Cl0anies’ by police has wreaked havoc throughout Lego sites on the internet. However it is rumored that ‘Flickr’ is the last safe haven from this new spam.


Reporter: I have with me here Junior Officer Phipson. Please officer Phipson tell us more about this crime outbreak.
Phipson: That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Reporter: You do know we are live right?
Phipson: Err, right… I think I hear my superior calling.


Superior Officer: Phipson! Get your junior arse over here!
Phipson: Darn, I thought he wasn’t calling.
Superior Officer: What was that!?
Phipson: Nothing Sir!, I’ll be right there!
Superior Officer: I don’t need you here I need you there!
Phipson: Where?
Superior Officer: *Sigh* Just open the front door when we tell you.


Phipson: What if something bad happens?
Superior Officer: Then this guy next to me will hit it with his shovel.
Sanitation Worker: I will?


Phipson: Well, here goes nothing…


Phipson: Ahhhhhh!
Everyone else: Ahh!


Phipson: We’re too late!
Superior Officer:: You with the camera! Stop filming!
Camera man: But it’s live!
Superior Officer: Then point it at the ground! You can’t show this on TV!


Superior Officer: Someone cover that body!
Reporter: I think I’m gonna be sick.
Sanitation Worker: Eh, I’ve seen worse.
Reporter: It appears though the spam killed him as he made a break for the door. It completely dried his body out. Eww! Gross!


Phipson: Well there we go.
Sanitation Worker: Great! I’m going to need a bigger shovel!
Phipson: Now what Sir?
Superior Officer: You can’t move you’ll disturb the crime scene. I’ll be right back. Hehe.
Phipson: Sir?... Sir!?!



Reporter: Well that’s the end of our gruesome tale, Junior Officer Phipson is going to guard the body all night so to preserve the crime scene. This is Catherine Brick with Internet Lego News signing off.
Phipson: So are we good for later?




Overview:







-Builder's notes-

Well, I got this done just in time to go to another summer camp, which straddles the eliminatories and the actual rounds.

I hope you like it, yes the story is corny, or spammy.... oh forget it.

Any tips on how to improve my building are welcome.

And remember that this MOC is for fun and does not necessarily reflect my own views.

Best part of not having a sig fig... no revenge.



Comments

  September 28, 2010
Nice!
 I made it 
  August 15, 2010
Quoting oucho t cactus Nice work john, editing the computer into the screen and adding a real life image were really nice features, good luck to ye'
Thank you, and good luck to you too.
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  August 15, 2010
Nice work john, editing the computer into the screen and adding a real life image were really nice features, good luck to ye'
 I made it 
  August 15, 2010
Quoting Chris Phipson The presentation really kicked it up a notch here. Pay attention people! Really nice moc overall and pretty darn funny. Gave me a good chuckle. Deducting a point for the "junior" bit... (kidding). Score of 7! ~ Chris.
I'm glad you liked it, and Thank you for judging.
Quoting Mister Bones Score = 8
Thank you for judging, and the points.
Quoting Yuri Fassio Nice. This looks like something I could build, and I consider myself an average builder, so here's an average vote: 6 points.
I'd consider myself a less than average builder so this is great news, and Thank you for judging.
  August 9, 2010
Score = 8
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  August 8, 2010
ah that was pretty funny, SPAM sweeping the internet. ah man. ha this was so funny made my brain explode. 5/5
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  August 8, 2010
The presentation really kicked it up a notch here. Pay attention people! Really nice moc overall and pretty darn funny. Gave me a good chuckle. Deducting a point for the "junior" bit... (kidding). Score of 7! ~ Chris.
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  August 8, 2010
Nice. This looks like something I could build, and I consider myself an average builder, so here's an average vote: 6 points.
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  August 8, 2010
Haha, I loved Phippy's pick up line. Nice work!
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  August 8, 2010
lovely spam.
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  August 8, 2010
This is hilarious. Especially love Junior Officer Phipson.
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  August 8, 2010
"Local law enforcement are stretched thin. Sanitation workers stand near by." Haha! It's true though, MOCpages has had some spam probmlems lately. if only I could remember my yahoo email...
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  August 8, 2010
This is great, John!
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  August 8, 2010
Haha, funny! Everybody should pay attention to the nice and tight, cropped up close pictures: they help tremendously on a story telling MOC like this.
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  August 8, 2010
Haha, nice work John.
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  August 8, 2010
Funny stuff.~H
 I made it 
  August 8, 2010
Quoting John Moffatt Must.... Remove..... Monty..... Python..... From..... Head.....
spam, Egg, sausage, and spam doesn't have much spam in it.
 I made it 
  August 8, 2010
Thanks, loved the chocolate rain reference on yours.
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  August 8, 2010
Must.... Remove..... Monty..... Python..... From..... Head.....
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  August 8, 2010
Way better than my entry. Good luck.
 
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