STD - MOC Olympics R1 - "Will it sink?": A LEGO® creation by Spaztastic the Diabolical : MOCpages.com

STD - MOC Olympics R1 - "Will it sink?"

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So. Today, I've decided to be a ginormous smartass and deliberately misinterpret my category. Instead of 'Will it sink?' implying a boat or floatie thing of some sort, I've decided to re-punctuate the category into saying 'Will it, sink.' implying a psychic faucet. Also, check out my initials ^.^

About this creation

Yes. I know now that LDD is not allowed. I will leave this in the group to get an official DQ. But please note that I read the rules fully and complied to all of them. My error does not in fact lie in my inability to heed rules, it is my inability to sift through thousands of comments to find one stinkin' comment left by Phipson regarding the use of LDD. And it is my personal belief that LDD is still LEGO, even though they exist merely on the monitor. I still 'built' with them, right? I didn't draw my creation, nor make it out of clay. Just know that I read the rules fully, Chris has simply failed to include mention of LDD in the official rules, instead simply saying it in one of the many 'Questions' threads. Seriously, if something isn't allowed. Say so in the rules, don't just say it in one of the talk threads. That's just unproffessional.

Obligatory Link to the MOC Olympics.

So, obviously, since the sink is an unnatural entity of evil and darkness, it has to have an evil face.

One morning, Mark decided to heat up some cold coffee in his oddly-shaped steam-powered microwave.

Exactly forty-five seconds later, the exhaust pipe lets out a strident shriek. Mark's coffee was done, so he opened the inconspicuous microwave and extracted his piping hot beverage. Ahh, coffee, the sable elixir of life.

Evil head of death is not pleased. WHAAM! Our hero, Mark, is knocked unconscious by the blow.

Shortly after, Mark wakes up in his bed, not knowing how he got there. But hey! He has his coffee! Mission successful!

But now it's Linda's turn. She checks on the pie she put in the oven. The pie is coming along nicely, but not quite finished yet. So as she walks by the also inconspicuous suit of armor in her kitchen (you're not cool unless you have a suit of armor in you kitchen), the suit rattles strangely to life.

And knocks poor Linda with the flat of his blade, knocking her unconscious. But wait! Take a look at that face! The beard! The scar! Ohoho! Linda is in fact a man!

A few minutes pass. Later, Linda wakes up. Also in Mark's bed with a serious case of bedheaditis. Odd.

And now, Lucy, hands dirty, walks past the suit of armor (now disarmed and rehabilitated) to wash her hands at the sink. The sink... of EEEVILL!

But the sink of evil is a bit of a clean-freak. He is not pleased by Lucy's attempts to soil his perpetually overflowing waters. So he lifts his head out of the water and scares the bajeezus out of Lucy, who of course, promptly faints.

And guess where Lucy wakes up? Of course, this time she is fully dressed, as we can't show this kind of thing here. I mean, it's the Internet! The Internet cannot have pictures of nude women! Absolutely unthinkable!

So... yeah. I had to make glowing eyes for the armor, as this wouldn't be a Spaztastic creation without a bit of GIMPing here or there.

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Spaztastic the Diabolical

July 14, 2011

Quoting Puddimus Prime (Formerly Hun-Grr) Why did you got banned from the TFOLPC? Sorry that I ask :p

I plotted to bring them down. =D http://www.flickr.com/photos/49103771@N05/5079332843/in/photostream I regret nothing!

Puddimus Prime (Formerly Hun-Grr)

July 14, 2011

Why did you got banned from the TFOLPC? Sorry that I ask :p

I like it

Crimso Giger

February 3, 2011

The story is weird but in the good way, and the kitchen and bed are really well done, good job !

I made it

Spaztastic the Diabolical

September 27, 2010

Quoting superdreamkilla _ Bring out the gimp.

As in take it away? Or do you mean Bring it out further?

I like it

superdreamkilla _

September 27, 2010

Bring out the gimp.

I like it

Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great

August 20, 2010

I lol'd. That suit of armor is someone I could hang out with. Also, I'm with you in the fact LDD is Lego, because sometimes not everyone can afford a million parts like the big-timers.

Mister Bones

August 16, 2010

DQ for LDD

Nicks Bricks

August 15, 2010

LDD isn't allowed, and i think they did mention it somewhere, the reason its not allowed, because you have an unlimited amount of pieces and you can build a monstrosity with LDD, and compared to other people who aren't using it, oh yeah, that was very nice of Chris giving you 0 points

I made it

Spaztastic the Diabolical

August 15, 2010

You're going to have to point it out to me, because no matter how many times I look for it in the rules, I cannot seem to find it. Am I reading the wrong set of rules? Am I just blind? SOMEBODY point this out! And no, a little side comment from Phipson on one of the forums does NOT count as an official rule!