No, what involved my hair and a chainsaw is why I cry out in the night, not the ostrich. At any rate, what's so torturous about being chased by a good lookn' Jedi babe? As for my little outfit, that's more Phipson's cup of tea.
My waffle minions know some good torture treatments. Maybe they'd work for high wages. And Shifu without the hood? Well, that's surprising. You know how to torture shifu right? Hold lots of bacon up underneath his nose, but just enough so that he just can't eat it. ~Waff