After viewing Tim Ltd's harsh and cruel <a href=http://mocpages.com/moc.php/45523 target=_blank>"A STUDY OF MOCPAGES"</a>, I had to make my own, not so harsh version. So, here it is, hope you all like it...
About this creation
Dave: Hello, my name is Dave, and I am your host for this edition of the "Weekly Review". If you are wondering about my breathing apparatus...
...there was a Covenant versus Human/Sangheili battle here recently, and as there were Grunts present, there is methane in the air, so I am wearing this stuff because I would rather not die of Asphyxia. Anyway, today we will be looking at "MOCpages", a website for all things LEGO.
Dave: This is the Kustomizer, a mammal very similar to the "Homo sapiens". The buy large amounts of high quality, playable, human-looking plastic, called "LEGO Minifigures". As MOCpages is a LEGO website, this species is notorious for "Kustomizing", a verb which means "Sharpie-ing LEGO Star Wars Clone Troopers". Because these "Kustom Captain Rex" only LEGO substance is the plain clone trooper, one wonders why people give these hundreds of "I Like It's", a system of rating on MOCpages. The Sharpie on the clone troopers is technically not LEGO, which means that these are not LEGO creations, and do not belong on MOCpages.
Dave: Oh, yeas, and this Kustomizer has been chained to an iron ball, as there are Clone Troopers present.
Dave: Next up is the Painter, the same thing as a Kustomizer, except it specializes in painting parts, not Clones.
Note: I.M.H.O., it is okay to paint parts to fill them in, such as Sharpie-ing the blue trident on the Aqua Raiders helmet black, so that you have a solid black helmet. I actually did that once...anyway, back to the "Weekly Review".
Dave: These are commonly found adding highlights to pieces, for example, someone coloring a certain piece on a Spartan Laser to make it red, and if you have any idea what a Spartan Laser is, then you'll know what area I am talking about.
Dave: Now we come to the "Decalers", who are basically "Kustomizers", except that they are more modest, as in they do not demand ratings (Like this: Plz rate an coment plz), and like Saber-Scorpion, are just trying to earn some money. Another difference is that their work is the style of professionals, and Sharpie-ing is not. But, I still dislike them. Sorry, Saber-Scorpion!
Dave: The dreaded Bad Photographer! Though notorious, common, and rather obnoxious, they still roam the Pages, and unfortunately nobody except for a select few are willing to aid them in their endeavours.
Note: I, for one, was once one of these, and still am in certain M.O.C.'s.
Dave: Please, though hated by all, these people are in NEED. They beg for HELP in their pictures, so why won't some more people try to help?
Dave: Oh, no! The deadly A.F.O.L.'s!
Dave: They rule MOCpages with an iron fist!
Dave: Crushing all of the regular builders to 0 "I Like It's", the A.F.O.L.'s magnetize all of the "I Like It's" to they're S.H.I.P.'s.
Dave: Though these S.H.I.P.'s may be awesome, and deserving hundreds of "I Like It's", it does not give them the right to leave equally cool creations in the dust! If you read this, check out the creations that have been neglected! You will be astonished at the amount of awesome creations that you never saw before!
Dave: Crap, they're after me! Remember, I did tell the truth! They're not letting me criticize them, like all dictators! Help me!
Dave: Oh...it must've been the methane...well, the cleanup crews are coming. Too bad we forgot to tell them that we dragged all the bodies away already. Didn't we do a good job dumping them in the trash cans? Oops, we forgot to remove the armor, I wonder how much that would've sold for...anyway, I have to warn the rescuers about the methane, so I hope you enjoyed this edition of the "Weekly Review", and I'll see you later!