This is the grand opening of the first ACME franchise Trailer Park! Unbeknowst to the owner, his promotional clown and assistant, the construction of the trailer park some 4 months ago had slowly awakened 2 ancient rival aliens that were buried underground. Now they have awoken on the day of the grand opening!
About this creation
Way ahead of its time, this Trailer Park comes complete with a cafe stand, ATM machine, and playground. Oh and yes, a post office box too! Security is provided by a guardhouse and powered gantry.
"BLARGEE....BLARGEE!!!" was all the black metallic beast screamed as it conducted a haphazard demolition of the trailer park. Unbeknowst to the fleeing humans, "BLARGEE" meant toilet in alien-speak - it seems the alien was in urgent need of relief after his thousand year slumber...
Mr Atkins, the proud owner of the first of many planned trailer park franchises screams defiantly as he is picked up by the yellow alien tentacles..."Not like this...I wasn't supposed to go like this!! I have yet to build my trailer park empire!! Nooooooo..."
"SOOBI..SOOBI" screamed the yellow alien. It seems prior to his hibernation, he had in his possession his favourite pillow - affectionately called SOOBI, and it was shaped like a 4 limbed humanoid. In a frenzy, he mistook Mr Atkins for his old trusty pillow and scooped him up with his tentacle.
Amidst the ensuing chaos and stampede, only Bozo the clown and his make-up assistant were oblivious to the carnage. It seems they were of the mistaken idea that the creatures were special effects arranged by Mr Atkins when he hinted at a promotional surprise (actually Mr Atkins was talking about free ice cream...).
Eventually, the aliens took one look at Mr Bozo and ran for dear life - Mr Bozo had an uncanny resemblance to BOZARKO, the Destroyer of 9 Worlds - a mythical tyrant on the alien home world.
Mugshot of BOZARKO - notice the resemblance to BOZO the clown...except that BOZARKO is a quarter the size of his human counterpart.