This is a joke on advertisements.
First up, Kelso at the Beach! You can play with this one for hours! He makes a great voodoo doll too!
Second, a Halo Kiddie! Includes realistic blaster, mstr chif helmet, and the most annoying figure ever!
Third: A lawyer! Sue your friends minifigures or your own!*
The Renaissance fair ended 2 months ago Charles. Put down that axe, get a job, AND GET A LIFE!
A disgruntled gas station attendant-comes with credit card (not real)
A stalker: This is one figure that will never get lost!
A drunk soccer fan! Comes with unique beer pieces!
Angry drunk construction worker-a lot like a serial killer, but waaaaay cooler!**
Brawler-HOLY !*@# he's got a knife!
Bounty Hunter-Prey not included
Robocop-This guy's a robot.
One of our best sellers, the Suicide Bomber! This ultra-rare figure comes with his own bomb strapped to his chest, for hours of fun blowing up buildings!
The dark hunter......
Hitman-you never now who he's after!
Space Pirate! Quite common, but very tough!
Army of the Overlords-shhh, don't tell the rest of the company-we're giving you an evil army figure!
If you collect the whole set, you can send us the figures and we will send you back a Death Figure along with them!***
One pack of these figures, full of loads of fun****, only $5.00!
* Liable to scare children ages 20-40
** We are not responsible for your getting sued for distributing these
*** Entire sets of figures liable to get lost in mail. Please include extra $25.00 to keep your figures safe!
**** One figure only
In all Seriousness
For those of you who read this, please comment. I was building randomly and decided to make a Collectible Minifigure joke. Only a few of the Space Minifigures I have made for this were part of this-the rest were too civilian and un-scary to be part of it. I decided that for halloween I'd make it a bit creepier. Sorry about images the images, I really don't know what's going on with my camera. Also, not the semi-Kelso Sig-Fig.