There was once a prince, and he wanted a princess, but then she must be a real Princess. He traveled right around the world to find one, but there was always something wrong. There were plenty of princesses, but whether they were real princesses he had great difficulty in discovering; there was always something which was not quite right about them. So at last he had come home again, and he was very sad because he wanted a real princess so badly.
One evening there was a terrible storm; it thundered and lightninged and the rain poured down in torrents; indeed it was a fearful night.
In the middle of the storm somebody knocked at the town gate, and the old King himself sent to open it.
It was a princess who stood outside, but she was in a terrible state from the rain and the storm. The water streamed out of her hair and her clothes; it ran in at the top of her shoes and out at the heel, but she said that she was a real princess.
�Well we shall soon see if that is true,� thought the old Queen, but she said nothing. She went into the bedroom, took all the bed clothes off and laid a pea on the bedstead: then she took twenty mattresses and piled them on top of the pea, and then twenty feather beds on top of the mattresses.........
In the night, the pea grew, and the bed was suspended in the air!
Girl: Oh, dear!
Jack was passing by, on his way to the town square for a "jack and the Been Stalk" play, when he noticed the plant, he was scared about the part when he climbs the bean stalk tho.
Jack: Hey, I could practice on that!
Jack: ALRIGHT! LEED ROLL< AND A MAIDEN IN DISTRESS !!
Jack: Um.... *cry*... How are we going to get DOWN?!?!
Girl: I KNOW! We can use my extensions! (insert joke) Just repel down on thy golden hair!
Jack: *cry* Just my luck, its to short.....
Jack: Ouch..... Are you ok princess? CRACK! WHAM!!
Jack: WHOA! Are you ok?
Girl: Ya, I�m fine! I landed on the bed!
Later on the queen sued Jack for damages but for now, they lived happily ever after.
Except for the bed, which slowly rotted away....
And Queen Keslo, who was murdered by Red Riding Ninja