Hi, I'm Joe. I'm just an ordinary, yet extraordinarily handsome barkeeper. This is where I work, and it's pretty dull. I like to pretend to narrate my own life, to make it seem more exciting. It really annoys my boss, especially when I say out loud how the stupid fat guy in the suit just gave me his paycheck while I dream about going to Hawaii and throwing him into a volcano.
*"Playing: Stairway to Heaven"
Here we have some guy whose last name starts with K, ends with o, and is extremely annoying with all his little brick-thingies...he comes here a ton, spends all his money, gets drunk, and spends someone else's money thinking it's' his. Next to him is Maria, a college student with a taste for fine wine and ice cream. Next to her IS THAT A KID!? Oh wait that's just a midget...oops...anyways, he's not here much. Then there's the construction worker who fell asleep drunk (I'll leave him to the next guy, my shifts almost over) and there's the tough-looking guy who comes to dance.
Anyways, I've got some stuff to think about. All these cool things...about my life...I also like to think about Ninjas...anyways...time to leave. I'd better get going, the next guy will be here soon.
Back here's the storage yard, a trash can. I don't know why. Probably some universal rule of life, there must be a trashcan behind every building in every dark alley.
Over there is my car. I can't wait to leave!
What! No!? You?!
And now, for Something completely Different: (Yes, I'm a Monty Python Freak-don't tell my mom about the exploding penguin on the TV)
The back alley.
The bar. It started out with a Secret Agent thing on the other side, but since I'm working on a Sig-Fig story with it, and because I was completely baffled as to how I'm supposed to do that, I decided I'd rather just do something funny. The bar is basic, but I like it's design.
AND NOW: CHARACTERS!
First off, from right to left: The Midget who looks like a kid from behind, Maria the college student, and the K guy...what was his name....oh yeah, Kelso!
The drunk construction worker and the crazy dancer!
*Lights go On*
Our star, Joe! Thank you everyone, it's a wonderful night to get attacked by ninjas! Thank you Kelso for coming tonight, and have a good night everyone!
Lastly! The Chicken-Leg Ninja Sensei! *APPLAUSE*
MOC Info: This started out as a simple MOC, with a bar scene. It then developed into one where on the other side of the door are secret agent costumes and weapons-the catchphrase being something along the lines of-Killing you all by day, saving you all by night- It's BARMAN!. I couldn't for the world figure out how to make a secret agents base, so I transformed it, first adding a Ninja and then crates to hide him. I'd really appreciated comments on this one.
The Bar, Looks Kinda Plain, I Feel That It Would Look More Realistic If You Had Like A Shelf Behind The Bartender And Had Like Glasses And Bottles On It. But Other Than That, It Looks Like A Great Scene, Just Needs A Little More Flare To It.