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Exhibit A: Hippie Uprising at Subway Station 1A
Like Keith Goldman, except with more Communisim, Red, and Punk music then ever before...
About this creation
You now find yourself at Subway Station 1A, and the civilian plaza above it, which is now the site of major chaos involving Space Hippies, Communist Troops, and of course, the ever-popular Billy Talent.

Now: Observe:



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   An overview of the plaza, showing the hastily-modified Ferrari “APC” dispensing Communist Troops to quell the Hippie Riot below.

Please note that it is recommended to view this MOC while listening to the song "Try Honesty" by Billy Talent.



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   A maniacal Space Hippie spec-ops. / sniper watches over the scene, huge-arse .60 caliber "sniper rifle"-machine gun drawn. It's a wonder that he hasn't been spotted yet...



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   From this angle you can see:

1. The Ferrari "APC"
2. The statue of an Ancient Warrior of Communism (IN place of a crappy Iron Reich mech)
3. The Hippie sniper
4. Communist Troops
5. A nerd
etc.



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   OH NOES! The rebel Space Hippies have captured the Canadian Punk-Rock band Billy Talent!



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   The band was reincarnated after their Greatest Hits CD was found in 4263 by the City's Dictator Igor Spazikov.



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   Haha! Ian V2. uses his magical sideburns to pick the lock on his handcuffs! He now prepares to bash their hippie captor over the head with a guitar...



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   One of the People's rank-and-file watches over two tourists who have attempted to take pictures of the troops! Sacrilege! They could be Iron Reich tabloid reporters! We must take them back to the Palace for probing! We all know how much our slightly constipated Dictator with the poorly-conceived toupee loves the anal probe...



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   The Ferrari again. If I were Keith Goldman, I would be making some smack comment about your mom here. -But I'm not KG, nor do I pretend to be, so NO SMACK FOR YOU!



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   As my daddy Keith Goldman always says, "Access to the water table is key!" Also here you see a Space Hippie frogman "holding his breath 'til his heart ex-PLODES!" because his Hippy Masters were to cheap to give him a snorkel. Even Communism is better than that; we SHARE the snorkel!



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   Billy Talent, again.



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   'You see me mowin' my front lawn"...

Well, weedwhacking actually, and it's actually everyone's front lawn, but you get the idea.



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   A slightly confused businessman continuously pressing the elevator button. He doesn't seem to notice the noise emanating from the chaos below. Either that or he just thinks that it's Comrade Spazikov taking one of the Subway station's new toilets for a test drive...



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   The squad’s young and slightly constipated sergeant issues his men orders while wildly spraying Coca-Cola flavoured submachinegun rounds into the sky.

“DO NOT COUNT DAYS! DO NOT COUNT WEEKS! DO NOT COUNT MILES! COUNT ONLY THE NUMBER OF HIPPIES YOU HAVE KILLED! KILL THE HIPPIES! –Then afterward, it’ll be FREE DQ CHILI MELTDOWN BURGERS FOR EVERYONE!!!”

This last point is met with rounds of applause from the troops.



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   Here we see a generic IT guy observing the scene from the safety of his own crusty apartment. Other than this slice of his pathetic life, there’s nothing else interesting here.



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   Thought we were done with this MOC, did you? Well think again you paste-eater. There’s more!

I now turn your attention to what lies below the comparably calm Plaza 1A. Here we see another rank-and-file soldier rushing down the stairs into the subway station, while his comrade prepares to throw a round 1x1 erm… grenade at the onslaught of Hippie foes.



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   More reinforcements arrive for the Commies…



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   Two Space Hippie insurgents fall victim to their own stupidity coupled with the massive power of a communal hover-subway train. I’ve never seen this much blood come out of a single person’s leg since Issue 2 of Johnny Thunder and the Secret of Atlantis!



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   Here we see a generic Space Hic holding two generic peasants hostage while slowly killing them with his own greasy stench... Trust me; it’s not a pleasant feeling.



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   Here we see the pride of Space Hippie engineering: the M1 “Hippie Bus” transport, causing hundreds of pesos of damage to the State by decimating an ad for LEGO.com. A heavily armed and kick-arse Hippy Chick follows the vehicle, shouting the well-known Hippy battle cry “I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!” at the top of her lungs. Behind the ‘Bus a Subway security guard attempts to restore order by going “all 24th century” on the the ass of one of those vile peach-skinned hippies.



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   One of the City-State’s rank-and-file soldiers (clearly lured into service by the promise of Chilli Meltdown Burgers and other things that only Keith Goldman would understand) attempts to knock some sense into a Republic of French Stereotypes Hippie. The Hippie is able to evade his blow by limbo-ing under the rifle, however. Weird.



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   Johnny Thunder, the famous movie star, in seen here diving headlong for a communal bike in an attempt to escape the wrath of the Space Hippies, who no doubt want to seek revenge on the star of so many cheesy films. While he should be thankful to have survived this long, the stuck up [obscenity] is currently thinking how unfortunate it is that he has spilled his Tim Hortons.



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   OH NOES! Those infernal Space Hippies have just stolen an antique WWII era Russian machinegun from the war museum! Surprisingly, the large afro-ed hippie gunner has actually figured out how to use it, and is now directing its fire at a geriatric security guard! Luckily the guard is able to evade the bullets by doing the Matrix, but noting can save him from the slug from the shotgun-toting Space Hippy/Hic! Don’t worry, his family will be well-compensated.



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   A generic teenage gangster hops out of the hover-subway car, excited at the chance to join in the fight.



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   I’m finding it hard to come up with caption for the last ones, so leave a review and go get some sleep!



Comments

  August 5, 2010
We just released a music CD called hippie uprising. I had to check out the Lego story
  March 11, 2007
It's okay, but not enough grey. GREY RULES ALL! I wish I had more grey, instead of all white...anyway, you also have no sense when it comes to time and numbers. The 24th century would not be in the 4000s, it would be in the 2400s. And if this were two-thousand years later, why is everybody still on wheels? This should be present-day. Besides the years, nice captions, though. :)
 I like it 
  January 15, 2007
Crazy Mahem. I laughed, I cried, I rubbed smelling salts in my eyes. Definetely redder. But I confess, I listed to Marilyn Manson music while viewing this moc and it worked quite well.
 I like it 
  January 12, 2007
ferrari apc?!!hahaha lol!good choice of music;)
 I like it 
  November 24, 2006
Eh...no. Okay, the MOC overall is well put together and has good detail and so on, but there may be more red than Keith Goldman, but, there's probably too much red. Your captions lack something...I can't tell what exactly it is. They just dont make me die laughing as Keith's do...Personally, I think you should leave space hippie MOCs to Keith, as well as the hilarious captions. No offense. Hope that's enough "constructive criticism" for ya. :P
 I like it 
  November 18, 2006
You show Billy Talent and Keithy-G far too much love, hippy.
  October 27, 2006
Doesn't work for me, sorry.
  October 9, 2006
Can't really say I like it.
 
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