It is hard to be a TFOL these days, even if I am not one of them. But some of your bigger worries are not AFOLs and their large collections, but stuff more basic. For a brief overview, please follow along with siggy Klay. To da Mocs!
Step 2: Always look both ways before crossing the street. Klay: "Hehhe."
Klay: "What a nice day for a walk."
Oh yeah, look up too. Klay: "AIGHUGG!"
(Understatement) Klay: "Owwee."
Step 3: When famous, look out for cameras. Klay: "And that is when I became famous." Reporter: "Why do you always talk about Squirrel Watermelon Aids?"
Klay: "Uh..." Flash! Klay: "Auhh! My eyes!"
Klay: "OWW!" *Falls* KLay: "Help m-" Ploosh!
Step 4: When working in a spacecraft, avoid being in the hangar bay during a battle.
Klay: "It is time for a lunchbreak, should go up the turbolift and eat in the lunch room.
Klay: "Well, lets head up."
Klay: " AIGHHHH!" *Tip* Avoid flaming incoming enemy spacecraft. For your safety.
Step 5: Avoid trees on your trip down a ski hill. Klay: "Ow Klay: " That hurt."
Fourth Wall Commentary: Well, I finally got it on. A bonus picture of the ship.