When there is trouble in MocPages, there is only one person to call: Chris Phipson
He has recently aquired a new weapon that will help keep MocPages safe from any invading forces.
As the alarm sounds, Phipson mounts his weapon.
"It's time to catch some spammers!"
The Phipson Police Mech 8000 is the perfect remedy for any internet spammer.
Armed with a heavy cortax blaster...
...and a heavy-duty titanium Visorak claw...
...this beast is ready to take on any evil villian!
"WHO YOU LOOKIN' AT, PUNK!?"
Here is the first victim, a fat, unshaven spammer. Coming home after a long day of loitering, this man is about to post his spam on MocPages, but not if Phipson can say anything about it.
"STOP, IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
Spammer: "Augh, it's CHRIS PHIPSON!!!
"YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT, SPAMMER. NOW PREPARE FOR JURISDICTION!"
"I HAVE THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU."
Spammer: "Augh! PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN!
The spammer is about to enter the Phip-Mech's prisoner containment unit. Unfortunately for him, it is located at the bottom of his foot. The following events can't be shown on the internet.
Here is whats left of the spammer. Don't mess with The Phipson!
But wait! Here comes the Ring-Mobile . It was one of Buzz Droid's entries to the BCN Minifig-Mobile contest, and the only Buzz Droid entry that didn't win.
"HOW DARE YOU NOT WIN AN AWARD! HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOU!"
"SERVES YOU RIGHT, LOSER!"
Fake Ringmaster: "Ugh! Sorry Phipson. It won't happen again."
Now Phipson has bigger problems to worry about. Clonetards! lEgOKId80156748 and Clone CommanderAwrsome56736 are about to post yet another blurry picture of their latest sharpie warrior!
"NOT SO FAST CLONETARDS!"
"I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU."
"THIS WILL TEACH YOU TAKE BETTER PICTURES!"
"SERVES THEM RIGHT"
Pedestrian: "WOAH! How many DONUTS do police men eat these days. That's the FATTEST minifig I've ever seen!!!"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?"
Pedestrian: "AUGH! I take it back! I take it back!"
Innocent Bystander: "You actually are pretty fat, dude"
You know how so many Mechs and robots in science fiction have completely pointless heads, that don't really serve a purpose other than to make the Mech look more human. Well, the Phip-Mech's head isn't pointless, because the Phip-Mech has...
"O.K. SERIOUSLY, IF ONE MORE PERSON MAKES FUN OF THE SIGN ON MY BACK I WILL ARREST THEM! I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO PASS INSPECTION IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS WARNING."
Here are some bonus shots of the Phip-Mech:
Here is the torso, which is made to look like Phipson's sig-fig.
Here is the Chris Phipson minifig inside the cockpit.
Here is one of the Mech's shoulders. The seiren's are blue on the other side.
Here is the left arm with the claw...
... and the right arm with the gun.
Here is the hand without the gun. Yes, the gun is removeable.
And here is the Cordax blaster; my favorite Bionicle Weapon.
Here are the Phip-Mech's head and shoulders.
I really like how the head turned out. It was the first part of this MOC I build. Here is a side view of it.
And of course, the "WIDE LOAD" sign. Something this big can't travel on a public highway without a sign warning drivers of the obvious!
And heres a final shot of the Police Mech. Hope you all enjoyed this!
So this is my belated entry to the Mocolympics side game "Beat the Judge". I spend a good month debating weather or not I was actually going to build this. In the end I decided to go ahead and finish it, but I knew I couldn't compete with the other entries of the contest. Also, my camera broke so I had to use another one, hence the not-so-sharp pictures. Anyway, thanks for organizing these side games MocOlympics Judges. I have enjoyed my time competing in the games and can't wait unil next year!
P.S. I have been on Mocpages for over a year now!!! It's been a great experience so far.
This is absolutely awesome! Phippy would be proud! And also the "sirens" are lights, not sirens. Sirens make noise, lights flash. Other than that, I am not usually a fan on Mecs or whatever they are called, but this is really cool!