Having trouble with blood-drinking vampires? Today, Nick "The Reverend" Helbane is going to show us how to hunt and slay the undead!
About this creation
"Hello there! I'm the Nick Helbane. Some people call me the Reverend, even though I'm not an ordained minister. In fact, I'm not an ordained anything. I'm a part-time vampire hunter. I've been hunting and slaying vampires all across eastern Europe...and Burbank...for over six years, and now I'm going to show you how to solve any vampire problems you may be experiencing.
I have with me a vampire hunting kit, which contains everything you need to find, repel, and slay creatures of the night.
Here are the contents of the kit in their entirety: A crucifix, which vampires hate; holy water, which they hate even more; garlic, which they absolutely can't stand; a mirror, which can help you identify vampires; and finally, a crossbow loaded with wooden stakes. A stake through the heart is the only way to kill a vampire.
Now that we've loaded up all our gear, its time to bag us a vampire!
This guy has no reflection! He's obviously a vampire!"
"Hey! What's you problem, you idiot? Why are you splashing water on me?"
"Die foul creature of the night!"
"Wait! It's just a costume! I'm on my way to see the new Twilight movie! Agh!"
"Now you now how to track down and slay evil blood-sucking vampires! And you can order my deluxe vampire-hunting kit for only three payments of $39.99! So order now!"
"Ugh, you missed and hit my lung! For crying out loud, somebody call 911!"