MOCpages : Share your LEGO® creations
LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop How to Hunt VampiresVignettes
Welcome to the world's greatest LEGO fan community!
Explore cool creations, share your own, and have lots of fun together.  ~  It's all free!
How to Hunt Vampires
Having trouble with blood-drinking vampires? Today, Nick "The Reverend" Helbane is going to show us how to hunt and slay the undead!
About this creation

"Hello there! I'm the Nick Helbane. Some people call me the Reverend, even though I'm not an ordained minister. In fact, I'm not an ordained anything. I'm a part-time vampire hunter. I've been hunting and slaying vampires all across eastern Europe...and Burbank...for over six years, and now I'm going to show you how to solve any vampire problems you may be experiencing.


I have with me a vampire hunting kit, which contains everything you need to find, repel, and slay creatures of the night.


Here are the contents of the kit in their entirety: A crucifix, which vampires hate; holy water, which they hate even more; garlic, which they absolutely can't stand; a mirror, which can help you identify vampires; and finally, a crossbow loaded with wooden stakes. A stake through the heart is the only way to kill a vampire.


Now that we've loaded up all our gear, its time to bag us a vampire!


This guy has no reflection! He's obviously a vampire!"


"Hey! What's you problem, you idiot? Why are you splashing water on me?"


"Die foul creature of the night!"
"Wait! It's just a costume! I'm on my way to see the new Twilight movie! Agh!"


"Now you now how to track down and slay evil blood-sucking vampires! And you can order my deluxe vampire-hunting kit for only three payments of $39.99! So order now!"
"Ugh, you missed and hit my lung! For crying out loud, somebody call 911!"



Comments

 I like it 
  January 5, 2011
Hah! Perfect kit! I'd buy it...
 I like it 
  December 18, 2010
I buy it! Finally something to use against those kissy vampire fans!
 I like it 
  December 11, 2010
Far to many Twilight fans in the world...
 I like it 
  November 29, 2010
I'm loving every bit of this!
Tyrant Bat
 I like it 
A. A. (AKA Noname)
  November 24, 2010
That will put an end for this Twilight fans problem. Er, I mean, vampires problem...
 I made it 
  November 24, 2010
Quoting magma guy If this was just a costume than why did he have no reflection?
Maybe because the reverend's mirror is actually a magnifying glass? XD I dunno, but thanks for all the comments!
  November 24, 2010
The Hate-o-meter! Vampier < Twihard. Because a movie about a hundred-year-old virgin fails way more than a cannibalistic albino with a fruity acsent,
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
What's a costume with no reflection?! Anyway that's one good kit.
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
Wow, I iz sooo educastued nuw!I like this, it is good. It only people dressed like that in the movie, not "modern" vampires.
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
If this was just a costume than why did he have no reflection? He lied to you go catch him! He is in the cinema!
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
Very good storytelling on a small place. Of course shooting Twilight fans is the beat part of it, harhar.
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
Awesome vig!
 I like it 
  November 24, 2010
If I order now, do I get an extra kit and will you slash the price down to $19.99? Hehe ... Hilarious and "educational"!
 I like it 
  November 23, 2010
"Wait! It's just a costume! I'm on my way to see the new Twilight movie! Agh!" XD
 I like it 
  November 23, 2010
You forgot Pure Dislike of their kind. All those infected with Prophylic Hemophilia must be extinguished! Fans too >=D. >Eric
 
By Tyrant Bat
Add to my favorite builders

20
people like this. See who.

1,523 visitors
15 comments
Added November 23, 2010
 


LEGO models my own creation MOCpages toys shop How to Hunt VampiresVignettes


You Your home page | LEGO creations | Favorite builders
Activity Activity | Comments | Creations
Explore Explore | Recent | Groups
MOCpages is an unofficial, fan-created website. LEGO® and the brick configuration are property of The LEGO Group, which does not sponsor, own, or endorse this site.
©2002-2014 Sean Kenney Design Inc | Privacy policy | Terms of use