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RGF Productions Public Service Announcement #1
Greetings and Welcome! I am RGF of RGF Productions and it is my pleasure to welcome you to my new Lab Facilities.
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RGF: Please excuse the Mess as we are still setting up shop. With so much displaced equipment, it will take some time to set up everything.



Worker: Jimmy! Bring that here!



Fallen Worker: Jimmy!

Kenichi: Mr RGF, how can you possibly expect me to do my job if I don't have the space or the tools?

RGF: I would perfer not to discuss it now, Mr Kenichi. We are in the middle of...

Kenichi: No, we will discuss it now! I need to...



RGF: That will be enough from you!

RGF: Sorry about that folks. And don't worry, Mr Kenichi is perfectly fine. He'll be thawed out later.



RGF: Keep up Satsu.

Satsu: Yes Sir.



RGF: Before us now is a scale model of what our new main facility will look like once construction is complete.



RGF: There in the center is the Visitor Center as well as the Administrative Offices. The East Wing houses the LAb and as well as the Manufactury and the internal Mecha bays. The West Wing contains an indoor testing grounds for Research and Development. It also doubles as a simulated training ground.

RGF: Quick, Satsu, let's catch up to those clones!

Satsu: Yes Sir.



RGF: Now I know what you must be thinking. Why does RGF Productions employ clones instead of using them as an alternate fuel source? Well, all living things generate an energy known only as imagination. Here at RGF Productions, we have discovered bow to effortlessly and painlessly extract this energy in liquid form, in order to use as a fuel source. We use only the most intelligent and cunning clones in our fuel refining processes. Liquid Imagination, or LI for short, is a clean, pollution free fuel, and nearly 60% of our new facility will operate on LI.



RGF: Where as LI is bio-organic, and consumable, it is safe only in very small doses. Any amount larger than a few drops...



RGF: ... And that happens. I swear we lose more new guys that way.



Clone 1: At least it beats being burned alive.

Clone 2: Yeah, we've got it pretty good here.

Clone 3: Wow, guys, get a load of how much blood there is!

RGF: ... Moving on...



RGF: As you may know, RGF Productions is very well known for the creation of the Advanced Exoskeletal Gyration Agility Kinetic System, or AEGAKS for short. Our new facility will provide expansive space for Research and Development, so hopefully you will see newer projects in the near future.



RGF: I have asked Kenichi, our Head Director of Research and Development to say a few words.

Kenichi: Hello, I am Kenechi, and I am responsible for the development of the AEGAKS. A long time ago, as my father slaved away on the 101 model, he could not have known the implications of what exactly he was creating. His legacy continues on. I have personally...



(CCRRRUUUUNNNCCHHHH)
Kenichi: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!



RGF: Oh my gosh! Are you okay?

Kenichi: My foot! My foot!



RGF: Of all days, why do things have to go wrong today? Where are we scheduled to visit next, Satsu?

Satsu: The starship docks, Sir.

RGF: Satsu, what happened to that guy over there? (points to skeleton)

Satsu: Accident in the starship docks, Sir.

RGF: Well that's just great. We're canceling that visit. Shut that camera off!

Satsu: Yes Sir.



RGF: Hello again folks. I apologize for the mishaps along the way. Murphy's Law and everything. We were going to visit the starship docks, but we're running low on time. Oh look, it's Dave. Let's go say hello.



RGF: Why, hello there, Dave.

Dave: Good afternoon, Mr. RGF.

RGF: You see folks, Dave here is a bio-organic android (bioroid), just like me, though Dave has been installed into a class 2 robotic frame. Tell us Dave, what's it like for you to be a bioroid?

Dave: Well, Mr RGF, it's not as nice as having a class 4 frame like yourself, but I get through the day.

RGF: Anyone you would like to say hello to, Dave?

Dave: Sure. Hi honey. I didn't forget the cooler again.



RGF: Well folks, that's it for today. I hope you enjoyed your insider view, but now, we've got to get back to work. Have a nice...



RGF: ... Screw it...

Satsu: Are you okay, sir?

RGF: Satsu, shut that thing off and call a mechanic, will ya?

Satsu: Yes Sir.



BLOOPERS AND TAKEOUTS:



Arkham Pilot: ME TARZAN. You Jane.

Female Pilot: Haha, very funny, now let me down before I make you regret it.

RGF: What are you guys doing? Satsu, stop the camera.

Satsu: Yes, Sir.



Work Foreman: I told Jimmy not to cross behind the starfighters while they were conducting engine tests.



AUDITIONS:



RGF: Sorry, but we already have enough clowns.



Judge: Lose the dog and the pig and you're hired!



Hunter: I can shoot me a varmit at 400 paces.

RGF: I'm sure you can, but we don't have any "varmits" that need shooting. Next, please.
(I live in Kentucky, and I'm allowed to do this. *evil grin*)



Judge: You're a tad too.. Alien Gladiator for this job.

Alien: I will split you in two!

RGF: Next!



CREATORS NOTES:

Wow, this is one of the longest MOCs I have ever posted.

Forgive the apparent lack of background and scenery, I have little in the effect of scenery in my collection. Most ship and mecha parts, though that's not necesarily a bad thing.

Time for credit.

I loosely borrowed some Ideas from Mister Bones for the idea of making this something like a studio. Thank you for the inspiration!

I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I did, and it's very good to be officially back!



Comments

 I made it 
  March 14, 2012
Quoting Mattia Del Rosso Very funny! I laughed a lot! Now I've understood why RGF Productions are so good: they use immagination as a form of non-polluting energy! Brilliant!
It's not the cheapest source, but it's very efficient, and extremely useful for running AI and BI.
 I like it 
  November 30, 2010
Very funny! I laughed a lot! Now I've understood why RGF Productions are so good: they use immagination as a form of non-polluting energy! Brilliant!
 I like it 
  November 30, 2010
Ha ha excellent presentation. Hope to see more :-)
 I made it 
  November 29, 2010
Quoting Mike Johnson There's nothing like an honest PSA to reveal the sincerity of such a fine company as yours. By the way your employees seem to be so happy to be working together under you. Well except tof the ones that got smacked, crushed, mangled, and barbecued but that's what health insurance is for, right? Can't wait for PSA#2, I'm sure it will be great!
Never fear, Health insurance is here. Kenichi's foot is in a cast, the guy who got smacked by the board had only a minor concussion, the guy who's head imploded got a very nice funeral, and Jimmy, who got barbqued, now has a promising carreer in the medical teaching field. Thank you.
 I like it 
  November 29, 2010
Sweet vignette thingamajig.
 I like it 
  November 29, 2010
Awesome work, I love it all!
 I like it 
  November 29, 2010
There's nothing like an honest PSA to reveal the sincerity of such a fine company as yours. By the way your employees seem to be so happy to be working together under you. Well except tof the ones that got smacked, crushed, mangled, and barbecued but that's what health insurance is for, right? Can't wait for PSA#2, I'm sure it will be great!
 
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