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Twas A Week or So Before Xmas...With Phipson!
Twas a week or so before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Well, that’s not really true, the four cats were stirring, and breaking stuff, and tearing presents open, but I digress.
About this creation

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that these two guys would get the Hell out of there.



The Bushmills was nestled all snug in my belly,
While visions of this guy dancing made me feel silly.



And then the poor chap in the thong dropped his balls,
and cried because he could no longer sing soprano carols through the halls.



Suddenly, out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I stumbled from my bar to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
and crashed right into that stupid sash!



The moon on the breast of the hot chick in the snow…
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.



When, what to my empty eye sockets should appear,
But a drunken old pirate, and some guy carrying his beer.



And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of a little elf’s foot.
I drank some more martini, and was turning around, when.....



Down the chimney St Kelso came with a bound.

He was dressed in red women’s clothing, which I found strange and disturbing,
And behind him came a little elf who seemed to be gurgling.



Then St Kelso kicked him in the balls and then he started moaning,
St Kelso looked like a prostitute, getting ready for work.
I wish Phipson would come and arrest him, that stupid cop jerk



Kelso looked ridiculous, a right jolly old fool,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of his drool
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had something to dread.



He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And drank all my booze, jeeze what a jerk.



And laying his finger inside of his nose,
He pulled out a huge booger, and wiped it on the chimney as he rose!



He left his dumb elf behind, moaning and crying,
And away he flew with Phipson behind him.



But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he ran out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, you can kiss my ass all-night!"




Dem Notes: So, who built it? Who is my Secret Santa? For that matter, what is wrong with me that I would defile a beloved Xmas poem so? Now, be sure to tune back in when I will post a picture of the original MOC with the sweet, sweet card I received with it telling you all who built it! (The snow and tree bits I added, I also jacked up that poor poem.) Need a list of suspects? OK:


Lee Jones
Chris Phipson
Mark Kelso
Dennis Price
Mister Bones
Heath 'kik36' Flor
Hans Dendauw
Dave Kaleta
Giovanni Seynhaeve
Tom Simon
Stuart Delahay
Leda Kat


Link to el grupo: Secret Santa!



As promised, a photo of the original creation sent to me by that fat man in the red suit; CHRIS PHIPSON!!!!!




Comments

 I like it 
  September 30, 2011
WOW! Very cool! Good job! I like it! Can you come see my u-boat?
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  September 27, 2011
Yeah, there really are some mean spirited people out there with an ax to grind. Why anybody would have a problem with Chris, I don't know. It's like being afraid of the Easter Bunny or Captain Kangaroo or something.
 I made it 
  September 27, 2011
Quoting El Barto ! Just going back to see what's been done already. This was a good one!
Yup, contrary to some uneducated beliefs, Chris really can build.
 I like it 
  September 27, 2011
Just going back to see what's been done already. This was a good one!
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  May 25, 2011
seriously leda in that one pic..... bones... i cant make any comment
  March 9, 2011
You have some rather immoral themes in this, but it is also funny. I can't tell if I should love it or hate it, but it needs a parental warning. Still, the build itself was good, but as I said earlier, it has some rather questionable content.
 I like it 
  February 6, 2011
Haha well that was surely unique!
 I made it 
  January 20, 2011
Actually, if you read closely, you will note Chris Phipson built this MOC. I only wrote the story and added the figs, but thanks!
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  January 20, 2011
very cool interior! mr bones, are you buying pharaoh kits like there is no tommorow? building like crazy? a new indy story? i d love that! visit sometime!
 I made it 
  January 7, 2011
Quoting Chris Phipson Dear god my hand writing is horrendous!
Yes, yes it is.....
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  January 7, 2011
Dear god my hand writing is horrendous!
 I like it 
  January 6, 2011
Hahahaha!
 I made it 
  January 6, 2011
Sorry for the delay, but the last shot is the original MOC that Chris made.
 I like it 
  December 29, 2010
Somebody's lost their balls... *Ryan
 I like it 
  December 29, 2010
So it was Chris' evil work! This event was fun to watch(though I would rather be participating xD). Greets, Jellee
 I like it 
  December 28, 2010
I knew it!
 I like it 
  December 28, 2010
*raises hand sheepishly* Yeap, guilty. Merry Christmocs! ~ Chris.
 I made it 
  December 28, 2010
Quoting Paul M. Excellent story...not only was the build fantastic but the whole concept of the story was...I like the clever idea of the chimney.
Chris Phipson thanks you. The build was his, killing the poem was me.....
 I like it 
  December 28, 2010
Excellent story...not only was the build fantastic but the whole concept of the story was...I like the clever idea of the chimney.
 I made it 
  December 27, 2010
Those of you who guessed Chris on this one were correct! Those of you who did not, well.....
 I like it 
  December 24, 2010
HAHAHAA! Great build, but that poem really sends it home. "He dropped his balls." Anyway, I'm voting Kelso on this one.
 I like it 
  December 24, 2010
LOLZ- funny´and nice furniture... Merry Christmas!
 I like it 
  December 24, 2010
The furniture makes me think Chris and i'm running out of options. Chris it is.
 I like it 
  December 23, 2010
I did vote on this, but it seems the censors do not like my use of the English language. The name "Phipson" keeps getting my comments removed....wonder why. However, he still gets my vote on this!
Mister Bones
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Espen Stålder
  December 22, 2010
'Twas Chip Philson himself.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Quoting Leda Kat =^..^= I see Phippy in the curtains. Has to be him.
I told him that a little club-soda would get that out...~H
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Nice one Bonesy! Great story, though I guess we all suspected Kelso's choice in fashion.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
HAHAHAHA! I'ld say Chris Phipson! He did similar curtains on the MOCie awards, and the words are right up his alley...I mean...nevermind.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
I will not remember who and who I haven't voted for yet. Umm, dang - Price! Lee.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Well, just about everyone else is saying Phipson...
 I made it 
  December 22, 2010
Quoting BobaFett 2 Oh, so it was Leda-the only girl in the group (or so the names suggest)
oops.
 I made it 
  December 22, 2010
Quoting BobaFett 2 Epic poem, Mr. Bones. I do have to say, I am very confused. I do not recognize, most AFOL's styles or hues. The colors they build, the styles in which, your poem was carefully written, and it does truly bewitch. So I'll have say that it was made by Dendauw, for I have no clue as to who made this and how.
Carefully written? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Five minutes of murdering that poor poem and degrading mi amigos. I did not do justice to the builder who created this! He/She will be none too happy with me.
  December 22, 2010
Oh, so it was Leda-the only girl in the group (or so the names suggest)
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Epic poem, Mr. Bones. I do have to say, I am very confused. I do not recognize, most AFOL's styles or hues. The colors they build, the styles in which, your poem was carefully written, and it does truly bewitch. So I'll have say that it was made by Dendauw, for I have no clue as to who made this and how.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Great vig, I'm gonna say Mr. Bones built it,(you are on the list). Naw, it is Phippy. Merry Christmas!~Swift
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
What, I have to actually guess. Chris seems the easy way out.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Kelso. It's all I got left.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Hahaha, great poem.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Phipson?
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Very nice! I have not the slightest clue who built it, though.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Totally Phipson.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Well, that's an... interesting twist. I'm going to go with Dendauw, although I'm just guessing. I don't really know anyone on that list well enough to identify their work beyond the roughest outlines.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
I see Phippy in the curtains. Has to be him.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
I can't really get to building creations becuase, well, I've run out of ideas for Let's Build. I can't think of anything to build. Nice creation by the way!
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
I wanted to wait until all of them are posted, but this one looks like a Phipson to me.
 I made it 
  December 22, 2010
Quoting Hans DendauwNPD Why is this PG again? Too many ball references? Happy Festivus.~H
Not really sure, think we could lift the PG on this?
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Why is this PG again? Too many ball references? Happy Festivus.~H
 I made it 
  December 22, 2010
Quoting Aidan Bryant Wow, now I have no idea who built this one, but I did notice those loose bricks on the mantle. In every. Single. Shot.
Yeah, sorry about that, my fault, not the actual builders.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
It screams Phipson!
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
Happy Christmas. My guess is Mr. Phipson
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
I'm going to go with Kelso, as he is the Santa in the MOC. Just an out-there guess.
Mister Bones
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Tr3v0r W.
  December 21, 2010
Chris Phipson did this. I mean you can see it all over the moc. The little spongey details of the room, and that chimney seems to be a style of his.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
Wow, now I have no idea who built this one, but I did notice those loose bricks on the mantle. In every. Single. Shot.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
That furniture has Chris' name all over it! I have to get one right? hehehe, Merry Christmas all...
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
Franco is just as alive as Haile Selassie. Get over it.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
Haha nice job very funny Merry Christmas MR.BONES.~Marty
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
It was Generalissimo Fransico Franco! Wait, he's still dead . . . not Phippy, not Heath, not Leda -- this has Lee Jones written all over it.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
Still Gio and Tom to post, but I'm gonna jump the gun, yet again, and go with my second favorite donut-eater, Phippy.
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
ima take a crazy guess and say kelso? anyway awesome build
 I like it 
  December 21, 2010
Holy shishkebob! Somebody went all out on the vig!
 
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