Welcome to another fun episode of Phip's Clips! For those not familiar with the series, you can find part one here and part two here. Now then, on to this special "collectable minifig" (scored two boxes of series three thanks to a tip from Kelso a couple weeks back. Thanks Mark!) episode of Phip's Clips!
Bruce found his smoke break cut short when...
Bruce: "Code RED! Code RED! Here they come!"
Bruce: "Who's bright idea was it to open an all you can eat sushi place right next to a sumo school?"
Hey look everyone, it's a redneck halloween party!
(this joke is even funnier if you imagine that half of the attendees are female)
Fisherman one: "You know, it's not always about the size."
Fisherman three: "That's not what your wife says."
"Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up."
"Ok, so we've decided to call ourselves The Village People, but if this costume thing is going to work we can't ALL be the indian."
Alien Leader: "Alright, navagation has just informed me that we are settling into orbit over Alberta. We'll show that Dr. Jones that he's not the ONLY one with a specialty in probing!"
And since we're just a couple days from Christmas, what clips episode would be complete without jolly old Saint Nick?
Elf: "Umm sir. There seems to have been a problem in H.R. with the want add we put out for extra elf help."
Fourth wall Commentary With your special guest host, Matt David:
Matt: "Hi there everyone, I'm Matt David. You may recognize me as the guy that shoehorned his way into every shot in this episode. Well you see, I've been whining for a while now about never being in a Phipson moc so finally I just decided to crash it."
David: "Since it's the Christmas season, Ol' Phippy here decided to oblige me and let me in, finally. Speaking of the season, allow me to ruin it a bit for you. Hey kids, we all know that Santa is also known as Saint Nick right? But do you know what he is the patron saint of? That's right kids, hookers. No joke, look it up! Think about that next time you here that line in the song "Silver Bells" that says "On every street corner you'll hear..." or when you fall asleep on Christmas Eve, think about the pimp about to come down your chimney!"
Well Matt, thanks for ruining Christmas for all the kids! So here's to you and yours! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Quoting Kevin .
Please excuse me for asking but I was on NeatChat and it said you came on. Was it really yuo? Please Respond
I was just in neat chat about 3 minutes ago and I can say that whoever it was that was in there before saying whatever it was they were saying, was not me. Ask Matt P. or Nick S. They know what's going on.
I recently did a MOC-off with Ribbits M., and both of us have posted our entries. I am asking all of the MOColympics judges to judge our entries, and If you accept, please respond in the quest10ns thread of the MOColympics group. If all of the judges accept, I will post links to both mine and Ribbits' entries in the group.
"Please don't wake up! Please don't wake up!" If i had a nickle for every time I thought that...well, let's just say I'm really lonely. Anyway, love the beach scene and the Santa scene was pretty good, too. Now, once I post my sigfig (coming very soon), you'll have no excuse not to include ME in some mocs. Merry Christmas, dude!
HAHA! YES! You're back on my "nice" list now, Topher. And, Bones, what are you talking about YOUR suit? That may be the ONLY part of my sig that is actually original, but it IS original. Psh. I got a good laugh out of this one as well, and not just because I'm in love with myself. It was actually quite funny!
Why is Matt David wearing Mister Bones' suit?? WHERE ARE MY LAWYERS? Oh yeah, Dennis killed them in Gloshimire Knights.wish I could spell Gloshomire. Anyway, some very funny stuff, but I miss the mummies.....
AHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHA hahahahah...snif haha, heh...That fishers joke is priceless. But Chris really, so many collectibles?! It's making me so jealous, you...you, you...you (search inaprporiate cursing word)...