Nick and his friend Jeremy cause trouble in biology class...
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Professor: "Hello students. Most of you know that this is biology 101. For those of you haven't figured this out yet, I've written it on the chalkboard in very large letters. No thanks are necessary. Today we will be discussing evolution. Now before you religious people take offense, remember that evolution is only a theory. However, it is the most widely accepted theory on the origin of species and university policy dictates that we shove it down your throats."
Nick: "I'm bored."
Jeremy: "Me too."
Professor: "To go along with our discussion, we will be dissecting frogs. Frogs are an excellent example of how evolution works, and we can learn a lot about them my barbarically cutting them open and mutilating their organs."
Sophie: "Um, professor? These frogs are still alive."
Professor: "An excellent observation, Sophie. Normally, the university orders pre-packaged frogs for this class. However, due to recent budget cuts, we can't afford them. I had to get these frogs from the pond in my back yard."
Sophie: "Isn't this animal cruelty?"
Professor: "No, this is science. Now if you'll just pick up your scalpels..."
Jeremy: "Hey Nick! Lets feed our frog this weird crystal that we found and see what happens!"
Nick: "I don't think that's a good idea, dude. We don't even know where that thing came from."
Jeremy: "Come on! What's the worst that could happen?"
Nick: "It could kill the frog."
Jeremy: "Our sadistic teacher is going to make us chop them up anyway!"
Nick: "You have a point. I guess we have nothing to lose."
Jeremy: "Here boy! You want a nice radioactive isotope?"
Frog: "Ribbit." *Slurp*
Jeremy: "Holy crud! It ate the whole thing!"
Professor: "Jeremy! Nick! What are you morons doing?"
Jeremy: "Professor, I think our frog is evolving!"
Professor: "That's ridiculous! And impossible! Evolution is a slow and unproven process that takes place over thousands of years!"
Jeremy: "Holy crud! It really is evolving!"
Nick: "Wow. A thousand years isn't as long as it used to be."
Professor: "This is incredible! A spontaneous mutation! This is a scientific breakthrough!"
Professor: I'll win the nobel prize for this! I'll be on the cover of National Geographic! Maybe even DBG Industries Monthly! I can finally quit this dead-end teaching job and be a real scientist!"
Jeremy: "Holy crud! It evolved again!"
Jeremy: "Hey Teach! I think our frog just acquired intelligence!"
Professor: "Remarkable! I wonder if it's capable of speech? What's on your mind, Mr. Frog?"
Frog: "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!!"
Well, it looks like Nick and Jeremy have unleashed a hostile mutant upon the world. They'll probably get academic probation as well. Until next time, cheers!
So radioactive isotopes speed up evolution. Doubtful, yet funny. Although this is a funny moc, it is disappointing how true some of this stuff really is. Doesn't take away from this, though. :D Great job!
DBG industries will immediately respond to this matter - we will use Nick and Jeremy's "let's see what happens if I make it eat this" science technique to make more of these mutants and take ov... Uhh... Research them.
The frog then eventually becomes intelligent enough to search throughout space for a new home. Once it had founded it's own planet, it began to clone itself until the entire race mutates into squid-like creatures that create robotic metal bodies for themselves including one eye, a plunger, and a lazer gun. The race then moves on to declare war with the Time Lords.
Who knew the Daleks originated in a biology 101 class?