I got bored, so here is a little project I put together. :P
About this creation
Joe- Good evening, MOCpages! Welcome to the podium show, the show meant for excessive rambling on about random shenanigans or other... political... things.
Joe- Lets talk about the TFOL Club's recent purge. Guys, stay active for your own good. It helps me not have to do work by reminding you every second you go inactive. Please, do it for the polar bears.
Joe- Hey, do you hear something?
Drunk Italian- *mumbles* uhhh... I... need... the... bathroom.
Joe- Huh, could be my mind playing tricks on me. Moving on!
Drunk Italian- Oof. (expressionless)
Stage crew member- *whispers in Joe's ear* We found a little k10n33 wondering backstage, so we brought him to you.
Joe-*whispers back* Okay, bring him up.
*Now at normal voice*- Okay, guys! Looks like me have our first guest tonight! His name is... k-1-0-n-3-3-k-3-w-1-$. Humph, what does that spell?
Joe- Thanks officer! What should we do with him?
k10n33-k3w1$- What? Where am I? Why am i handcuffed? MOMMY!
Officer- I'll take care of this.
Joe- That solves one of the worlds many problems *mumbles under his throat* Flare.
Officer, I'll take you backstage and make it quick so don't worry.
Joe- See ya later, k1on33--whatever.
Joe- COFFEE BREAK!!! (various cheers around)
Joe- Holy-- what have you done!?
Random gunshots and sweeping noises go around the podium. Mayhem has officially happened. Oh no. Well, always tomorrow.
Joe- This is not a playhouse!
Here's just another shot...
Fourth Wall Commentary- Okay, it seems awkward of me doing something as wierd as this, but I got bored. I hope you enjoyed it. See ya later!