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LIU Atlas - Piscatus
There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. Welcome to LIU Atlas.
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LIU Atlas - Piscatus


The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.

Note: This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.


Doog: “Welcome to another episode of LIU Atlas. I’m your host, Terrance “Doog” McDoogal. Today, we are visiting a small planet in the Mid-Rim known as Piscatus. Piscatus, which sits at the edge of its star’s habitable zone, is a cold, wet planet. Its mountainous southern hemisphere is covered in ice and snow, while its northern hemisphere is home to a large salt water sea. Piscatus has a varied economic system, but its two most important industries are ice mining and aquaculture. Since we’ve already focused on ice mining when we visited Fuscus, we’re going to focus on Piscatus’s aquaculture industry.”




Doog: “Piscatus only has about one hundred thousand residents. These residents live in small coastal cities along the southern continent’s northern coast. This city here, known as Piscator, is one of the planet’s largest. That’s where we are headed.”




Doog: “Alright folks, I’ve been dropped off on one of the city’s docks where I await my guide. As you can see, I’ve had to forgo my usual sleeveless style in order to stay warm. Although the city is located on Piscatus’s equator, the temperatures here rarely rise above freezing. Ah, I think I see my guide coming now.”




Pierre: “Welcome to Piscatus, Doog. I’m Pierre Piscatorious, the local fishing foreman. This sure is a beautiful planet, eh?”
Doog: “Well, I’ve been to plenty of planets, and I can confidently say that this is not a beautiful place. It’s a bit too cold and snowy for my tastes. So, I hear you guys are involved in aquaculture. That’s not some fancy way of saying ‘agriculture’ is it? You know how I feel about agriculture.”
Pierre: “Well, I’d be lying if I said no. Aquaculture is identical to agriculture except that we farm the sea instead of land. But don’t fret, it’s much more interesting.”
Doog: “So you farm fish?”
Pierre: “Not fish. The Piscatus Ocean was only stocked with a select group of mollusks and crustaceans. That’s what we farm.”
Doog: “Stocked?”
Pierre: “Yes. You see, when Piscatus was first discovered, its oceans only contained primitive algae and sea plants, which were of little economic use. In order to increase the oceans economic output, it was stocked with various edible organisms that were in high demand. The introduced species were able to feed of the local fauna, and their numbers exploded. After a few years, Piscatus’s ocean was ready for sustainable fishing. The rest is history.”
Doog: “Sure. So, what‘s next?”
Pierre: “Well, we can hop in this little boat over here and take a tour of are various operations.”




Doog: “Alright, we’re now west of the city near a large ice cliff. What’s going on here, Pierre?”
Pierre: “This is part of our largest industry, crab fishing. Using LIU Hover Crab Boats, we pull millions of tons of crabs out of the ocean every year. The process is pretty simple. Electronic traps are lowered to the sea floor. Bait is released, which attracts the crabs. The traps have electric force field bars that allow the crabs to enter the trap, but not exit. The traps are then pulled back onto the boat.”
Doog: “I’ve seen crab fishing on TV before, but they generally use much larger ships. Why are the Hover crab Boats so small?”




Pierre: “Well, the small hover boats are much faster than larger ships, and they are able to cover much more ground. Besides, unlike other crabbing operations, we don’t stack the traps on our deck. Once the traps are emptied, they get dropped right back into the ocean.”




Pierre: “The hover boat has a dual-sided deck that allows two crab traps to be sorted at the same time.”
Doog: “Sorted?”
Pierre: “Yes. To maintain a sustainable crop, we only harvest mature crabs of a certain size.”




Pierre: “Crabs that meet the criteria are loaded into the boat’s detachable storage tank. Whenever it gets full, the tank is transferred to another ship to be transported back to the city.”
Doog: “This sure seems like a lot of work. When I want to catch crabs, all I have to do is call one of my ex-girlfriends. It’s much easier.”
Pierre: “Too much info, eh?”
Doog: “What’s next?”




Pierre: “The rest of our operations take place below the water. I figured we head down there.”
Doog: “Whoa, what’s that thing?”
Pierre: “This is the LIU Sea to Air Hauler, commonly referred to as SAH. Its unique propulsion system allows it operate above and below the ocean. Its main purpose is to haul our underwater cargo back to the city.”




Pierre: “I’ve arranged for this transport to take us below where we can see our underwater operations.”
Doog: “Let’s do it.”




Pierre: “Here on Piscatus, we also harvest the famously tasty Stink Clam.”
Doog: “Uh! I hate Stink Clams. They’re smelly and hard to get open.”
Pierre: “They don’t smell that bad, but I agree, they are hard to open up. I’ve learned that a little finesse usually works best. Besides, once you get inside, there is no better meat out there.”
Doog: “Yeah, but when you’re done, they always want to snuggle.”
Pierre: ‘Wait, are we talking about the same thing?”
Doog: “Uh, what are you talking about?”
Pierre: “I’m talking about the clams down there on the ocean floor.”
Doog: “Oh! I mean, of course…that’s what I was talking about too. I…uh…always snuggle with my seafood when I’m done eating it…or something.”




Pierre: “Anyway…the Stink Clams are farmed in natural crevices in the sea floor. When they reach the appropriate size, they are loaded into a container and transported back to the city.”
Doog: “Anything else?”
Pierre: “One more thing.”




Pierre: “Our last fishing industry revolves around octopuses. Because Octopuses are so fast and agile, we had to invent an even faster and more agile fishing boat to catch them. This here is the LIU Octo-Net. It’s extremely quick and able to run down the fastest octopuses…will you stop giggling every time I say octopuses?”
Doog: “Hehe. Sorry.”
Pierre: “Anyway, the ship has two electric rods on its wingtips to stun the octopuses.”




Pierre: “The stunned octopuses are then scooped up in the Octo-Net’s net and transported to the surface.”
Doog: “Man, this would be pretty boring if there wasn’t so many opportunities for innuendo. Are we done yet?”




Pierre: “Before you leave, I thought it would be nice to taste some of our catch, so I’ve brought you here to the local seafood restaurant. We export 99.99% of our catch, but the rest stays here to feed the residents. There’s nothing better than fresh seafood.”
Doog: “Free food? I’d never turn that down. My crew and I are always running short on food by the end of the season.”




Pierre: “Uh, I didn’t say free. The local economy could use a boost. We don’t get many off-world visitors here, and, well, we could use some…”




Doog: “Hey, what’s this?”
Pierre: “Oh, don’t mind that.”
Doog: “No, seriously, what’s the Cove? And why is it restricted?”
Pierre: “It’s nothing. You shouldn’t concern yourself with it. Now, where was I? Oh, the local economy could use a…”




Pierre: “Doog! Get back here! That area is restricted!”




Doog: “Holy crap! You guys are murdering dolphins!”




Pierre: “Doog! You shouldn’t be down here. The cove is off limits to the media.”
Doog: “Why? You don’t want anyone seeing you guys slaughter dolphins?”
Pierre: “No, because, well…I mean, yes. We don’t want anyone to see. All the environmental groups will be up in arms. I could slaughter crabs all day and no one would care, but you kill a few dolphins and the whole universe will be after us.”
Doog: “I see your point, but I have to ask, why dolphins?”
Pierre: “Well, there’s a small niche market that considers dolphin meat a delicacy. Somebody has to do the dirty work.”




Pierre: “We try to make the process as humane as possible. We lure the dolphins to the Cove using sonic bait, then quickly dispatch them with the LIU Delphinus Mech. Look, we don’t have much, but there has to be something that we can give you to persuade you not to show the Cove in your show. Please, we don’t need the fallout.”
Doog: “Hmm. I do recall you saying something about paying for food. I’m not sure I want to do that. I tell you what, you feed my crew and I, for free, and I may decide to lose the footage of the Cove.”
Pierre: “It’s a deal.”




Doog: “Well folks, minus the dolphin plundering, Piscatus is not such a bad place. Their hard work helps to feed the universe, and more importantly, helps to feed my crew. Thanks for joining us.”
Mike: “Hmm, someone should have invited Hugo. Oh well.”




Note: As you can see, Doog forgot to lose the footage. Please address all complaints to:

Pierre Piscatorious
529 Dock St.
Piscator, Piscatus, Spira Spiral Arm, Mid-Rim, LIU Galaxy 54226-44152-88845754



Comments

 I like it 
  May 30, 2012
very nice.
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  March 15, 2011
cool episode,..with a twist! such builds!
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  March 7, 2011
Another spectacular episode! I like the submarine thingy.
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  March 7, 2011
My delight at yet more Atlas is only tempered by my jealousy at your titanic collection of parts, often in colours i've never even seen before. Love the various farming op's but the dolphin slaughter was hilarious - couldn't help thinking that the shot with the dolphin on the disembowelling blades looked like it had been caught mid-leap like the world's least PC Seaworld show. Great job.
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  March 5, 2011
Cool, but my complaint message was returned to me with a 'RETURN TO IDIOTIC SENDER' sticker!
  March 2, 2011
oh man you watched that movie the Cove its horrible the water is pure red i hate it such intelligent animals! how could they do that in japan!?
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  March 2, 2011
OUtstanding, this pretty much made my day. You can imagine what a day I'm having here...
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  March 1, 2011
Great episode, like Dirty Jobs in space. Some great sets on this one.
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  February 28, 2011
Hehe, why do I get the feeling Phipson co-wrote this episode...nice one man!
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  February 27, 2011
The rhetoric of your builds tell the story. Subtle color-blending and attention to detail add a quaint subterfuge making us think that we're actually there. I feel a cold chill--not from the slaughtering of dolphins, but from Doog's need for sleeves and a snow-cap.
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  February 27, 2011
Dolphin slaughterers! Love it!
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  February 26, 2011
Well-built and humorous, as always. Something about that delphinus mech driver's expression seem to indicate that being humane is the least of his concerns.
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  February 26, 2011
That was amazing and fun as usual from you, I really ran out of compliments to comment on your amazing pieces! Wow! You have like 100000 pieces I guess, or may be more ;-)
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  February 26, 2011
Doog always startin trouble where ever he goes. I love it, minus the dolphin slaying lol.
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  February 26, 2011
Holy crab! This is awesome^^! The vehicles are great. ... even the dolphin slaughter mech, though I will never be able to eat pizza tonno ... to bad ...
Ludgonious .
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Abused Pie
  February 25, 2011
I get the cove thing. I saw that film. Great job on the ocean!
Ludgonious .
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Keith Goldman
  February 25, 2011
Another great episode of LIU Atlas, my favorite show on "The Pages". Chock full o' detail once again Lugdo!
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  February 25, 2011
Wonderful episode mate :) The story is one of the best and the scenes are spectacular.
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  February 25, 2011
Poor Hugo, hope they brought him some left overs. Nice report. See ya. garth
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  February 25, 2011
Fantastic as always! One question though: I thought the guy said the ocean "was only stocked with mollusks and crustaceans." If that's true, why are there dolphins there?
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  February 25, 2011
Probably my favorite episode this season, Great story and loving all the amazing scenes. Great job! Keep em coming.
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  February 25, 2011
Amazing, as always. One of the best LIU Atlas so far. The crab fishing is just like that Discovery Channel show(I forgot the name), but better... Also, the vehicles are great, specially the Octo-Net.
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  February 25, 2011
Yeah, stink clam is pretty bad. Even worse when it's a bearded clam... wait, we're talking about seafood right? Great work Luggy! ~ Chris.
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  February 25, 2011
looks great :)
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  February 25, 2011
The humour and builds are as great as ever.(I'm sorry, the name of the planet makes my think for a feline whizzing) Cheers!~Swift
  February 25, 2011
Tremendous episode! Only Doog would "forget" the footage. That dolphin killer mech is, well, killer!
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  February 25, 2011
Haha funny, great work!
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  February 25, 2011
This is right up there for Funniest Episode. Shellfish innuendo always works! The dolphin bit is great, too, silly enviro-weenies. But lots of excellent building details! Nice work yet again!
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  February 25, 2011
Quoting The Timinater ! very funny! do you make your mini planets like you make my dice? here is the link http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/254453
I don't know, your link doesn't show how your dice is made.
 I made it 
  February 25, 2011
Quoting Finn C-Q OH, you based it offa that movie about the Japanese killing dolfins, right?
Yeah, the movie is called 'The Cove'. It has to be one of my top ten favorite documentaries, even though I don't really care all that much about dolphins. There is a great feeling of suspense and danger all through out the movie. If you haven't seen it, it is definitely worth checking out. That goes for everybody.
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  February 25, 2011
Lol, Doog rules!
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  February 25, 2011
Really creative!
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  February 25, 2011
Humane... dolphin killing? He's practically stabbing them! As good as ever Ludgonious, as good as ever...
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  February 25, 2011
Another great episode! I see you are using brick-built landscapes a lot now. >Eric
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  February 25, 2011
I see they have recently filed complaints from animal rights groups... Great episode, and great humor too!
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  February 25, 2011
One Of The Best Mocs Creations Pages ... This is thrue ART !!!
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  February 25, 2011
I was wondering when the humour would appear... trust Doog to bring that up =)
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  February 25, 2011
Those poor dolphins ! Another great episode, luv it.
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  February 25, 2011
arhw, dolphin killing, I'm gonna buy two ships and ram the whale and dolphin killers out of the sea, mhoahahahahaha
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  February 25, 2011
Dolphins and details and dioramas . . . oh my! You never let us down, Emperor. You truly ARE an emperor of entertainment, technological creativity, and Lego! Wonder what Hugo will have to say about this, though...
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  February 25, 2011
You mean they killed those poor dolphins on porpoise? The only thing worse then a lobster on your piano is crabs on your organ.~H
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  February 25, 2011
SCREAM!!! I am NEVER visiting Piscatus! Anyway great episode. i always snuggle with my Stink Crabs. lol
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  February 25, 2011
Nice job! I see that the ECO groups will be "visiting" there quite often now...
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  February 24, 2011
I was just thinking today that it was about time for a LIU episode, and I was getting ready to go to bed disappointed when I decided to check one more time. Apparently they've never heard of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Star Trek IV. Save the cetaceans!
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  February 24, 2011
It's Alaska! Nice work! :)
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  February 24, 2011
One of my favorite LIU Atlas! :)
  February 24, 2011
very funny! do you make your mini planets like you make my dice? here is the link http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/254453
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  February 24, 2011
Haha, that was awesome! Poor dolphins... =)
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  February 24, 2011
OH, you based it offa that movie about the Japanese killing dolfins, right?
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  February 24, 2011
Teeheehee. . .the day is rarely complete without LIU Atlas! And the Atlas wouldn't be complete without Doog's innuendo and capers! Your builds are incredible, as always. There's just one nagging question in my mind right now: Where in the world do you get such great ideas for builds? The sets, the vehicles,. . .everything is amazing!
 
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