Never go on an extended mission when your bio-refuse tank is nearly full. This message brought to you buy Roto Rooter and the Ad Council.
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“Never lend a pig your motorcycle because he’ll have trouble working the clutch."
“Don’t bite off more than you can chew.”
“Trust us, methane IS flammable.”
“If you’re waiting on the next episode of Space Pirates, it’s going to be a while.”
As a public service, Oprah busted a cap in Chelsea Handler of the talk show "Chelsea Lately" in an attempt to shut her up. Unfortunately, Handler was already brain dead at the time of the incident and kept on talking for an additional 35 minutes. Oprah turned the gun on herself in the meantime.
<<<0 points>>> There is no such category and Chris is right, your Oprah is not only to thin but far too feminine. However, because methane IS in fact flammable, you get 5/5 smilies. Thanks for the chuckle before bedtime.~H