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The Court of the Brick
Yes, there is a Lego god.
About this creation
MOCAthalon 2011
Team: Inglorious ABStards
Category: Smack the judges



We all know, there is a Lego god out there. The guy that makes us search for a single part 10 mintues, that lets us step on bricks, that causes our creations to fall apart...Well, you know what I'm talking about.

But this isn't his only job.

The moment one puts his bricks into the cellar, sells his collection, enters his dark ages and never finds back to the holy ABS, is a sad moment. The death of a Lego enthusiast, a loss of a part of the community.
No one can escape this destiny.
No, not even you, Phipson.

But what happens to such a lost Lego soul?


Yes, right, it comes into the Lego heaven!
But before entering the Lego hell or paradise, the Lego god has to decide, where it goes. The place of this decision is the Lego court, the final judgement!
I hope you've been a good builder!

Well, let's take a little look into the future:

The Lego souls of our poor judges, Phippy, Leda Kat, Kevin Walter, Master Shifu and Mister bones have left earth and are now in the Lego court, hoping to get into the paradise.....But, well, it doesn't look good for them.







God: "Welcome, ladies and gentleman. The accused persons are Kevin Walter, Mister Bones, Phippy, Master Shifu and Leda Kat..."


Master Shifu: "Accused persons? We have been accused ?!!


God: "Err, yes, you should know."


Kevin Walter: "Wait, why? What have we done, we were honest builders!"


God: "Always those smart-asses...."


God: "ABS-guard, proclaim the accusation!"


ABS-guard: "The accusation of the five persons reads: You all have been judges of the 2011 MOCAthalon. You have been unfair and bad judges, giving random score and manipulating the games.

It's one of the worst acts a Lego-fan can do!


Oh, and for Phippy: You have collected over 300 "like its" with a Duplo page! Shame on you, you didn't put any effort into it, what about all hard working MOCcers!"



Leda Kat: "We, bad judges? That's impossible, How..."

Phippy: "Geez, that's rediculous."


Crowd: "Booooh! "Whistle"



God: "Silence!!" *I kill you!*

God: "Shut up, Achmed!"

Kevin: "Dude, aren't we already...like dead?"


Mister Bones: "Who the hell thought of this stupid Lego heaven....."


God: "Now, speak for your defence!"




God: "Phipson!!"

Phippy: "Err, yes, sorry...unfitting.........................You wanna know who thought me?"

God: "NO!!


So there's nothing to say? Well, then I shall declare the judgement."


God: "Leda Kat, accused of being an unfair judge. I sentence you to 10 years of endless sorting with no break. Always new material to sort!"


God: "Master Shifu, accused of being an unfair judge. I sentence you to gluing 50 rare Lego sets with super rare parts."


God: "Phippy, accused of being an unfair judge and creating a succesful Duplo page...and just being Phipson. I sentence you to spend 15 years in the Lego Melting hell!"


God: "Mister Bones... Well you know the business. I sentence you to accidentally break 100 rare bricks."


God: "And last but not least, Kevin J. Walter, you will have to spend 9 years in the Clonetard hell."


God: "You all shall be in terrible pain!"

*Boom*


Crowd: "YEEAAH!!"


"NOOOOOOO!!"





END






Well, that's it. For the judges:

This is not my real opinion. Leda, Kevin, Bones, Shifu and Chris, you are great judges! You put a huge effort into this contest and it's really fun. Thanks for running the MOCAthalon and judging hundreds of entries!
It means a lot for the community.




Here are some left pictures of the court:


overview.
























I hope you like it!


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Comments

 I like it 
  March 18, 2011
Great work!
 I like it 
  March 15, 2011
Lol! Excellent story!
 I like it 
  March 14, 2011
When god starts smackin', you know what's comin' ... so, what's a rare part? ... *struck by lightning* ... >> 5 points <<
 I like it 
  March 14, 2011
Funny stuff. Score of 4! ~ Chris.
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  March 14, 2011
HA! I am surprised there are no angry accusations about you depecting God.....funny stuff and great details. Your score = 5
  March 14, 2011
Well, THIS is the best entry in this category so far - ingenious idea! I love it - only my sig-fig face looks a bit "strange" - however: Score = 5
 I like it 
  March 13, 2011
Nice techniques, and some funny commentary to boot! Well done!
 I like it 
  March 13, 2011
Great work, this is an excellent build!
 I like it 
  March 13, 2011
Haha... he went weak on their punishments! Nice work!
 I like it 
  March 13, 2011
Great color and design. Love the jokes and dialogue. Keep it up!
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  March 13, 2011
Great color and design. Love the jokes and dialogue. Keep it up!
 I like it 
  March 12, 2011
Leda's face had me in stitches! Great entry for the team, the court room looks fantastic.~H
 I like it 
  March 12, 2011
Funny! Really love the use of chests!
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  March 12, 2011
Louis: 2 Andrew: 0 You're making me look bad. Great entry, Louis. Keep up the great work.
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  March 12, 2011
Another great entry Louis! The details of the court room are fantastic, and the story is funny also. Now let's hope the rest of the judges are too scared to cross you and give you a perfect score! :P
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  March 12, 2011
Great set up! But I was hoping to see some fire? Maybe a demon? Fantastic scene!
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  March 12, 2011
Oh my! I'm sorry! I'll try to be a fair judge I promise!!! Hahaha, brilliant work!!! That was a lot of fun and a fantastic build too. That overview shot is great because it showed just how much effort went into the construction of the court room. Love all that brown. What happened with the Squid head there? I feel I missed something... I'm sure I'll facepalm myself once its explained. Um... the only thing I'm struggling with is those bricks behind the almighty lord of Lego kept bugging me how they were not fully compressed. A tiny, niggly little thing I know, and I don't think I should take points away for that because I don't fancy sorting endlessly for 10 years! 5 points.
 I like it 
  March 12, 2011
Sehr außergewöhnliche Idee (aber deshalb liebe ich es!), großartige Durchführung und klasse Humor! Perfekt! Also wenn das nicht gewinnt, weiß ich auch nicht weiter! Aber ich würd gern wissen wer Achmed ist! xD
 I like it 
  March 12, 2011
Wundervolles Design... und der Achmed- Witz^^ herrlich.
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  March 12, 2011
So I se I'm not the only one that was sent to earth to tell of the LEGO god? When reading the sentences I shivered. Serves Phipson right for that Duplo MOC.
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  March 12, 2011
hahaha, achmed, brilliant, hope you don't get bible fanatics on your tail, I think it's great, I half expected the judges to start running cause the box they're standing in reminded me of a horsetrack race somehow
 I like it 
  March 12, 2011
Now that's smack talk, hah!
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  March 12, 2011
Wow, the whole scene is brilliantly detailed! I like the red brick hanging up on the wall, it adds a very nice touch to it. Now I just hope I don't have to ever face the wrath of the Lego god!
 
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