Any self respecting Call of Duty noob should know what this is, but for those who don't, let me shed a little light. Too many times I've been killed by my own care package. A care package is something you get if you are skilled enough with over powered weapons to manage 4 kills in a row without being humiliated by an eight year old with an automatic shotgun. You simply place the care package marker where you want it, and ZIP ZAP, it is magically transported to you on a silver platter. Sometimes, though, the care package manages to bounce or land on you. Accidental Suicide. Want the cute little sig fig as your desktop screen saver? Just save it to the file named "WhatTheHellWasIThinking.jpg
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The care package marker...
...And the care package.
Moving on, we have this... this... "gushy" stuff. Rest assured, it is just a soldier coming home to his... Fiance? Wife? Girlfriend? Sister? Either way, it falls under the Romance category.
Aw yes, sci fi Snow Corps with standard issue freeze ray. Eh... Too original, I guess. If you couldn't tell, all those blue studs are the ice. Phipson, arrest him.
Druggie puns aside, my friend Matthew wanted me to put his sig fig's face on it, so I did.
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Oh those pesky farm folk! Always fooling one another by NOT doing the outdoor chores like cleaning up after the animals...
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Oh look, a plant!
I think you know what needs to be done.
Go ahead, put one word comments on this MOC. Obey this order, and you will be shot. Not really, though, only because I don't know where (most) of you live.
Ah,the care package suicide bounce...everytime my friend would get one,thatd happen to him. i'd have to remind him many times to move back a few extra feet. oh and cade,wanna re add me to your favorites?