(French accent) "New, these exquisite designer shoes, better than any cheap American D/C shoes you can get, these shoes made of pure heaven are the as you Yanks put it, 'The way to go'...
About this creation
Here on this limited time of an infomercial I have goten, I have Jor'an the 2444th to model these designer...football...shoes...*ahem* Hello Jor'an!
Uh, it's Jordan...
Pish posh! You are who I say you are! Alright? Don't answer that.
Here we have these brilliant shoes! Let me show you just a few of our brilliant designs!
Classic white! Brilliant for...anything!
Bold Green! Perfect for...being bold...
Fiery red! Brilliant for being fiery!
And the piece of resistance...however you say it, Black! Perfect for anything also!
Hey, these aren't designer shoes!
Hey, you're just the model!
French twits don't make sport shoes!
What do you know, you're not french!
Neither are you! Just cause you wear a beret and discolored clothes doesn't make you a french fry!
I'm outta here! I'm not doing any more commercials!
Hey! Where you going! Stop!
Bah! Who needs you! You have feet of monkey you English freak! I got plenty other models!
Speaking of which, a my darling! They fit beautifully!
Jube: I hate you.
Ah, we'll get that settled eventually! Up next, sick of Balljoints? I got the thing for you!
Just something fun. :) So I might appear in those shoes in some of my MOCs. :P
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