The ultimate advertisement-gone-wrong horror story.
About this creation
"So you see, sometimes pigs' hectic, stressful lifestyle leaves them with little time to get from one mud puddle to the next, which is why I have invented the TurbOink(TM) jetpack for our tasty little friends here. However, not only will it make your hogs happy, but I have attached a handlebar here to make for exhilarating, rocket-powered fun for the whole family! Allow me to demonstrate!"
"UH, RESULTS MAY VARY!"