More Clonetard City. Will the carnage never end!? Well, it must; entropy and so forth. Giant stompy war machines always want to return to the slag from whence they came.
About this creation
Now then: Finn takes a shot at the Banshees, and misses. Smith rips away almost all of Deus's side torso protection. Bob shoots up that-guy-whose-name-I-am-yet-to-be-able-to-recall-on-sight, doing some damage but nothing serious (except for a very minor head hit), shouting something to the effect of "for Spaztastic!", Gondabuggan fired again, getting Smith in the left torso.
Kicking; Smith got Deus in the leg, getting rid of the remaining armour on that particular previously damaged limb, but Deus missed with his counterattack-
-and ended up on his side surrounded by enemy infantry.
Smith: I know you wanted to sidestep and so forth, but mechae can't do that. They can, however, reverse diagonally; unfortunately, for reasons of heat, you're not going anywhere that isn't north or west right now. Speaking of heat, the Chimera's now back online, but still in bad condition, and Finn and Deus are pretty close to possible trouble.
Also: the little red car in the upper right corner is available, if someone wants it.
Quoting Sgt. Will Smith
OHh.....Well at least we crippled Dues, And whats with that helicopter?
Where there's bloodshed, there's news helicopters.
Quoting qwerty 10
This is GENIUS! Let me know if there's an opening.
The small red car in the top right is available, currently. Probably the same for the grey one behind the hill, at that.
Quoting Cuttlefish .
I have absolutely no idea what this is about, but can I have the little red car? What do I have to do to get it?
It's pretty much Battletech (the boardgame which the Mechwarrior games are based on) adapted for internet play. As for the car, well, all you have to do is ask; there's a first-come, first-served policy at work, though. There'll most likely be a few more openings by this time next week, though; the idea is that if someone spends too long (2-3 turns) without doing anything (or mentioning that they're going to sit still for a bit and see what happens), they get removed so someone else can have a go.