Credits: The cloning machine is a direct rip-off of Jon Palmer’s machine. (or was it Tim Deering’s?) The sheepnork is a direct rip-off of Soren Roberts’ sheepnork. Apart from Patrick Bunn’s stated preference for trans orange, the dachsheepnork is all my fault. No ABS was harmed in the filming of this production. This story is fictional. Any resemblence to persons or creatures living or dead or yet to be is coincidental, inconceivable, and really quite unlikely.