You can dress them up, but please, for the love of all that's holy, don't take them anywhere.
PS. I've added the link to the Lugnet thread. Enlightenment awaits those who don't quite get it.
About this creation
Please proceed with caution. Do not under any circumstances, feed the animals. Donations of gold-plated Lego are graciously accepted. Oh, and Please don't try this at home.