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the origins of panel building
a CLASSIFIED GF file documentary
About this creation
LARRY DOW NARRATING;

I was just a gf real estate agent at that moment,
now, i have to admit i never really looked at the sattelite pics before
selling the lots to the group...


you know, i ve heard about the 'manimals' before...
i just thought they were extinct!



they re supposedly 'intelligent' and intellectual animals...
their life is based on studies and entertainment.
studies, so...BOOOORING!!!
living in harmony with nature, hence no power!
mmmmm, not too profitable people...

i have read the GF reports, and they re supposed to be the indigenous specie on ALTA-5,
it seemed there were once millions of them living here!
it took about 1 week for the GF to enslave them all in 1705!




then came the PET SHOP BOYS CRISIS in 1755!!!
most were decimated in the revolt,
when they complained about food shortages, and fertility surgeries...



the few that survived escaped in forests far and deep!
but, they have never obtained CITIZENSHIP,
therefore, they have NO RIGHTS really.



they never even holded a currency...ever!...LOSERS!!!



it did nt stress me much when i saw them here,
as i knew negotiations were going to be short...
and, as a CITIZEN, i d end on top!!!
their life was going to change,
we ll see how smart they really are...




when arriving in town, i quickly spotted the leader...a lion, of course...

now, to get this, you have to understand my group here,
a retired cop, and fireman, mid aged mechanic, ect,
all their money is in this...
and i m to be held accountable...



they almost killed me before, when i told them they had to double their cash down
...or lose it all!
i had lost their money at GLOBOLOPOLIS s casino the week before...
the cop told me from the start he did nt like my face...
and it was better be 'easy' buisness or else....
if he d knew about the casino s buisness...
i d be out of buiness...and more...



and the worst of all...
i had to rent a bus for the rest of the buyers,
and also for my wife...DEBBIE...
she did nt like paying for it...
she was mad when i told her i lost the bus s rent money the first time...
the second time, she wanted divorce!
i had to come up with something else...
or she would pull out from my real estate licence,
since it was her father s...



i had to get the initiative from the 'get-go'!
i quickly played with the retirees s sense of duty,
in taking care of the women...
and they we re only too happy to play along!



i told them not to be alarmed from the manimals s presence,
that they built the infrastructures already...
as a surprise for them...
i b.s.ed as much as i could to gain time...



now, someone was going to get blasted here...
i just tried to minimize the damages...
and made sure it was nt going to be me...



hey!, i tried to make them 'play ball'...
but, they just did nt want to get it!!!
they talked about some ancestral lands,
and that they were the ones who built it,
and all that nonesense...
they sure did miss a great opportunity to enter the currency fashion here...
well, have it your way then...



the lion told me to go,
invoquing the past,
like if i had anything to do with it...



by that time, the group arrived,
the lion was really shouting by then,
it sure helped the mood here...for me!



...so the kindling was started!!!
it was time to add some gas!!!



i knew i had to act swiftly!
as if they ever sorted this out...
i was a dead fig..er, man!



last week the mechanic explained to me all the tools on his truck,
namely...how to remove tires....



the tension was so high, that they never noticed my disapearance!



it s only when i showed the 2 sticks that they saw me!
then i shouted;
THEY BUSTED THE BUS...AND OUR FOOD!!!



as soon as the group saw this...
the barrel exploded!!!



they eagerly grab the sicks from my hands,
while the women screamed in despair!!!



in total honesty, i never tought they d kill them...
i only wanted to treathen them...to work!
the group s tension was at a peak!



the men were only too zealous to release it on the mals!
the mals lives never really counted in the balance...
we were progress, and they were standing in the way...



it was the fox who surrendered the mals s group,
as he surely hoped for some negotiations...



the cop insisted to show them their fallen comrades,
to make sure they d comply without any resistance!
and i ll make extra money on their carcasses,
...as rare trophies!!!
they are surely worth their weight in credits!!!



at first the fox and ape tried to teach us their 'panelised' technique,
but, by now, the group wanted them to build it all!!!



and they made it fairly obvious when they entered them into the 'club'!



again, a statement was demonstrated!
and since the crocs were considered a menace...
...good buy!...
...i ll be glad to have new shoes and a purse for debbie!



now that our work force was reduced...
it was only going to have to work harder!!!



follow in part 2 soon!!!
panel building



Comments

 I made it 
  October 15, 2013
Quoting Scott Bertaut thanks Scott! the animals get abused, like on earth, over money and lies, it s ironic, it s funny, but, in a twisted way.
 I like it 
  October 15, 2013
Nice job on the sets and storytelling. I didn't really get the plot though.
 I made it 
  June 18, 2011
i did this for many reasons, first, i had the fab kit, and i ll sell it for sure! so i wanted a souvenir! , i wanted the panel joke, and also a wink at our way of treating animals! but, i wanted it funny most of all!!!
 I made it 
  June 18, 2011
Quoting morthen poulsen lol! it s a joke!!! lol! i just noticed when buying the collection that lego used a similar concept with fabuland!!! lol!
 I like it 
  June 18, 2011
Fabulous Fabuland! Haven't seen those for a while... shame they had to die.
cyberfrank 2010
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Sam Knavel
  June 16, 2011
Great job! Hey can you check this out: http://mocpages.com/moc.php/275045
 I like it 
  June 16, 2011
HAHA Brilliant! Great work Frank ;)
 I like it 
  June 16, 2011
Great work..!
  June 15, 2011
i get he story i think, but get that fabuland out of here, and what does this have to do with panel building ?????
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
WOW now let this be a lesson to you all out there. Never mess with a lego mans ride. Because those lil yellow head figs are crazy lol. Great story
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  June 15, 2011
oh no! the poor animals- I'll call the RSPCA!
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  June 15, 2011
lol i love the deception
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  June 15, 2011
Man. The cruelest animal of them all. The horror...the horror!
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
Oh dear, it looked such a happy world....
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
Life is so cruel, for the weakest! Anyway, their architecture was absolutly awful! :-P
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
I see fabuland and... gang wars ? :P
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
A Story would be helpful...
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
I don't get it, but those things are creepy!
 I like it 
  June 15, 2011
I wish I had some fabuland stuff, it looks very fun and different.
 
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