That is not dead,
Which cannot die,
And after strange eons,
Even Death may die...
About this creation
Long story short, I entered a contest over on Flickr that demanded I be creative. They gave me crates, so I gave them Cratethulhu.
What is this 'Cratethulhu' of which I speak? Simple.
Cratethulhu is an Eldritch Abomination from a dimension of packaging materials. He waits patiently for a rift in reality, likely caused by human meddling, to be torn open so that he may cross and start the Apackagelypse in which all of humanity is neatly bundled up and shipped across the stars via express mail to be stored in the Warehouse of Madness. All for low shipping fees and fast, friendly service, of course.
Service disclaimer: Any madness suffered by glimpsing our Great and Terrible employees is in no way the fault of Eldritch Shipping. All customers use at risk to own sanity.
Service disclaimer: Should the Mighty Cratethulhu become enraged and feast upon the souls of any parcels, it is the fault of the customer for enraging the Mighty Cratethulhu. We cannot be held accountable for the unrestrained horrors unleashed by our employees due to feeble attempts to resist.
Thank you for choosing Eldritch Shipping, and have a nice eternity!