I guess the title kinda foretells what's going to happen. Alright. To make a VERY long story short, some clones ready to sacrifice their lives just for a fat Gungan senator. Oh, by the way, they're using Separatist blasters.

Gungan senator: Meesa not fat, Imma justa EXTREMELY OBESE!!!

Some clone troopers: *snicker* *snicker*.

Led by ARC trooper commander Lock(Load has not yet been chosen to become an 'ARC' yet.)they're taking cover in an abandoned temple/ruins.

Lock is extremely upset that they have to do this (although you can't see his expressions under his helmet).

Lock: *sigh* I'm never going to escort a gungan senator to the bathroom ever again. (Actually, he won't because he'll die in the battle, but you didn't here that from me.)

(Approaching sound of droid footsteps)

ARF trooper: Those clankers are getting closer, sir.

Lock: I can see that.

Fat gungan senator: Meesa's just gunna lie herea and wait for da battle to be over.

Lock: Alright. Positions everybody!...

...and someone get that senator in the back before he gets SHOT!!!

Assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander:(Lamely as if lecturing)You have a choice. Surrender to the forces of the Separatists and be eternally enslaved, or fight back and suffer immediate defeat, excruciating and painful death, humiliation for the Republic, and...

Lock: FOR THE REPUBLIC, OUR BROTHERS, THE CHANCELLOR, OUR PRIDE, AND THE FAT GUNGAN SENATOR!!!

Fat gungan senator: Meesa not fat, Imma justa EXTREMELY OBESE!!!

Lock jumps on top of a column ruin and starts blastin'

The fat gungan senator just stands there. Unprotected and vulnerable.

BLAM!!! The senator is shot in the stomach.

A clone bomber trying to help him is also shot.

The assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander shoots Lock off the column and he falls.

Lock:(Weakly)Uhh...For...the....Republic......

Some other clone troops are trying to even the odds.

(Exchanging fire)
Blam!!!
Blam!!!
Blam!!!
Blam!!!
Blam!!!

Clone trooper: DROID POPPER!!!

Unfortunately, he is shot before he can throw the EMP grenade, and it blows other clones up.

By this time, I lost track of how many troops on each side were killed.

A gunner tries to throw a grenade as well...

Gunner: Suck on a small shell containing an explosive and thrown by hand or fired from a rifle or launching device!!! (Clone gunners like to be technical)

...and it successfully blows up some battle droids!

The gunner is shot by the assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander, now the only one standing on the battlefield.

Wait a minute...

Lock: I'm not finished, and my legs aren't broken from bending over yet...

Assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander: We'll see about that...

...and isn't this what you call a 'last stand'?

Lock: And isn't that what you call a 'bad pun'?

Assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander:(Sarcastic robotic laugh)HAHAHAHAHAHA...now that I got that out of my programming, you will die!!!

They both pull the trigger. Nothing happens.

Lock&Assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander: Out of ammo already?

Lock drops his gun and picks up 2 pickaxes...

...While the assassin/battle/super-battle droid commander reloads his antique blaster.

BLAM!!!

THUNK!!!

They both die at the same time.

END